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Paid Thinker @turneround.bsky.social · 21/09/2026First bluesky trend, kinda nervous. My 9 anime and 9 games. Shout out Worms Blast 090
Paid Thinker @turneround.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fuck it, why not man. cram 12 proteins in there,sure 050
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Reposted by Paid ThinkerThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trumptheonion.comAnguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At HimWASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost... 392053305
Paid Thinker @turneround.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wym Control Resonant drops next week, dont they know my gpu is 10 years old 030
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Paid Thinker @turneround.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Very sweet of us to remember 9/11, but has anyone called to check up on 9/11? 061
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Paid Thinker @turneround.bsky.social · 07/09/2026needoh is just playdough you've left out of the jar for too long 051
Reposted by Paid ThinkerThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country theonion.comNation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross CountryAURORA, IL—Confirming they would soon emerge from the nation’s basements, computer labs, and AP History classrooms to dominate 5K courses across the nation, America’s quiet, gangly kids in cargo pants... 8103267
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Paid Thinker @turneround.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I hear there's a heat bubble over this country for the next millennium 080
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Paid Thinker @turneround.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Unless it's about a cold front I don't wanna hear it 060
Paid Thinker @turneround.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Maybe I'd be less depressed about my soccer clubs if I followed lower leagues? 070
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Paid Thinker @turneround.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Same guys talking about Das Kapital turn to ask if I'd buy a FB marketplace Rick and Morty mask 150
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