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Rillie Sniffin

@turboqueer.bsky.social
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its me fallon...! 31 / they/them / huge and gay wife guy...what else is there to say

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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 21h
Her everything is getting so big 😭😭😭 she's almost an actual cat now
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 21h
Oh this pose is tough
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know the electrolyte situation is critical when I'm gravitating towards the refrigerated pickle section in the grocery store like theres a grillos pickles brand tractor beam compelling me there. Standing in front of the open fridge at 12:30am just guzzling that sweet juice...it heals you actually
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pillow fort
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would be actually genuinely impressed if you could get anywhere with this one but I would never think to stop you
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You guys the cucumber I just pulled out of my garden is nearly beyond belief
Me holding a cucumber in my left hand. Its 27cm long (i measured) and my hand can barely reach around half of it. You literally can see my thumb on the side and just the tips of 3 of my fingers. This is the biggest fucking cucumber I have ever seen in my life and I GREW IT????Another shot of my gigantic porno cucumber, sitting on a countertop right next to my own forearm for scale. It is a little bit longer than said forearm and about as thick, and I am not a small person
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Ripley🪽 @skullingway.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
backrooms x nge #art
Drawing of Clark backrooms in the Shinji chair. Above him are three panels of a couch progressively becoming misremembered like in the movie, surrounded in blue tape. The final panel is in a window, which connects to the walls. There’s eyes in blue ink and low resolution b&w drawings. The very bottom is a snapshot of a blue, cloudy sky, with some distortion, a border of blue tape. Inside is a seagull with blue, distorted line art and a white color layer offset just a bit.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Omg Grace Reiter on SNL...this is such a huge moment for the big areola community
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Deleted the legs for ergonomic purposes
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Im shifting into guinea pig mode
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One #certifiedtinithing i have noticed is that shes obsessed with socks. They are genuinely her favorite toy. The kids will play with anything these days
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Every time I get the chub rub real bad I get so fucking dramatic. Waddling around like the next day like Why have I chosen this path? Do I believe my suffering to be deserved? Divine?
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Accidentally cooked my steak blue rare because its been like ?? 8 or 9 years since I regularly cooked steaks... struggled thru a few bites and brother I think the individuals who enjoy their steak like this are truly sick, twisted, disgusting perverts (unfortunately not positive) (sensory nightmare)
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Catching myself thinking "oh maybe I should wash the mats" "oh I could start the steam mop up" "ooohhh what if i took the MATS out of my CAR and HOSED THEM OFF RIGHT NOW" LEAVE ME ALONE DEVIL!!!!
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I caught myself soaking my own cast iron grates in degreaser and scrubbing the shit out of them. Like i clocked out but the adderall didnt
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It pisses me off how clean I can get a kitchen like they dont need to be like that. Do you feel me. Like its excessive. Just wipe the crumbs off the counters, clean the microwave and the range, vacuum mop and go. And im getting in there with the grout brush and the scraper like im still on the clock
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think I was thinking in the context of like someone giving something their John Hancock and I was like man why cant they give George one too damn
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me in bed so sleepy: Man I'm sweating like a damn. George Washington My brain: ?? Thats not correct. Me: Oh right what's his name then My brain: John Character. Me: Sure man
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting spoiled about a GOT/GOT-adjacent character dying is like being spoiled about dessert being yummy...like I know...thats part of why im here
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Huge brain idea what if i cosplayed as Falin for neko...falception...
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Every aspect of Ghost is awesome except for the frontman, who sounds like an accountant somehow got a make-a-wish granted to be in an epic metal band
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think people who make being petty the main aspect of their personality are in reality just kind of mean
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ohhhh youre a stan yeah sorry i wasn't trying to engage genuinely. Sorry about that or congratulations im not sure I didnt read it. Have a good one!
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I feel bad for these girls the only time they get to do anything decent is when it's sponsored by a corporation
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Has katseye released a good song yet
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Blind boxes are no gamble for me baby #neverpunished
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today's reason why american evangelism is a mistake: saw a jock-style, frat boy-type full adult white boy exclaiming "oh my days, oh my days, oh my days" in a video. Like you sound like a fucking southern debutante.. just take the lord's name in vain man you sound like a dork
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Darline Graham it is NEVER too late to step down and kill yourself pookie! Don't let your dreams be dreams! ❤️🫰
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Its the most exciting and sumptuous part of the day everyone.. Thats right ! Im Lying Down
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I pulled my camera out she was looking away I said "Tini!! ^-^" and she looked over at me with this haterful ass glare. For what. Youre the size of a prize winning potato
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Guineas pig i think
A 3-month-old kitten sitting on top of a large ikea stuffed toy shark (blåhaj for ball knowers). The baby is mostly white with a grey splotch covering her forehead and half of her face. The white it's interspersed with crests right over the bridge of her nose and it looks exactly like a little cartoon wave 😊 She is positioned in a way where none of her limbs are visible and neither is her tail. Honestly her body is giving guinea pig. She's serving baked potato.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just had a violently clear vision of an alternate timeline where I got really really into death cab for cutie instead of my chemical romance. Im still nonbinary and so so so much more insufferable about everything. I wear horn rim glasses I dont really need. And I DO play acoustic guitar
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As it turns out its awesome when theyre small
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have a wearable blanket that tini quite specifically and avidly loves & her very favorite thing is to make biscuits on it while digging her snout into the fabric (not suckling or anything, just pressing her face into it). She always leaves a drool spot. It's the Tylenol that's making them this way
Tini as mentioned in the post - who is a 3 month old, mostly-white kitten with a grey tabby half-mask, a grey tail that looks like somebody picked her up and dip-dyed just her tail in ink - curled up on my chest as I don said wearable blanket. I think it's polyester but it's that super soft, sort of shaggy teddy bear type of shit. It's got three separate panels that connect at the shoulders to create blanket flaps so your hands are free to read or whatever. It's mainly white, and you can't really see it in the pictures but it has a pattern of cute little teddy bear faces on it!! Tini is semi-curled up and I would say she's about the size of one of those ancient Chihuahuas, you know the ones. She's wearing a little navy blue collar with silver stars on it...it has a bell shaped like a little star. Because she is a star 🫶Tini back at it again on the bear blanket. I'm seated and her back feet are on my thigh but her front feet are on my chest, and she's doing the thing I mentioned where she's digging her little face into the blanket, but she's so into it that her face is out of frame lol. She's all stretched out, she looks like a stoat.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Was talking the other night with a normie-ish stagehand buddy I don't know super well and we were on the subject of our cats, and he was like "yeah my cats name is Cheza, you know from Wolf's Rain?" I was floored like sir i thought you were coworkercore. I was not familiar with your BALL
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And you know what shes right. Many of these movies truly are no Wayne's World.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I love when my wife rates something 4.5 stars on letterboxd because I know inside theyre going "well it was good but it was no Wayne's World"
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You dont know true fear or desperation until youve tried to correct a 21-year-old on a subject you know more about than they do
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hello Kenshi Yonezu. Its me talking to you in your brain. You want to make sure Fallon gets these lottery tickets to at least one of your shows soooo bad oooooh you want it like crazyyyy
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Now the real challenge is saving up enough for food, lodging, and touristy garbage which means ramen noodles for the next 4 months
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I forgot they can just Do that. Like have a soul and stuff
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
> get downstairs > she notices im upset, offers her shoulder etc > she listens to my plights with empathy & then > SAYS SHE WOULD BE HAPPY TO BUY ME A ROUND TRIP TICKET TO ANYWHERE I WANT TO GO???? > "and you can still apply for that lottery right? Do it! :D" > experience s-class emotional whiplash
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
> go to work > im cleaning for this very rich lady who just got back from a fundraiser gala in London where she met cate blanchett and Ian mckellen > were cool obv so shes telling me about this and it just ends up making me sadder > cry the entire time im cleaning the upstairs Cont.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
> lottery applicstionss open this morning for kenshi yonezus japan tour > start to apply (delusional) > realize theres no way i could afford to get to & stay in japan for even a week > stop applying > it makes me sad bc I wont ever rly get a chance to travel internationally & have Experiences Cont.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Had some incredibly Benevolent Rich Person shit happen to me today and its actually physically impossible for me to be mad about it
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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A little 9 or 10-week old kitten, mostly white with a grey splotch in a half-mask on the left side of her face and forehead, sits loaf-style in the center of a soft blue oversized archair with her little pawsies tucked very politely in front of her. Shes looking directly at the camera and her pupils are very dilated. She looks like she's here to do business.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Witness bugs then vs recent
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Shes actually gained over a pound somehow 😭
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