Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 21hHer everything is getting so big 😭😭😭 she's almost an actual cat now 000
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I know the electrolyte situation is critical when I'm gravitating towards the refrigerated pickle section in the grocery store like theres a grillos pickles brand tractor beam compelling me there. Standing in front of the open fridge at 12:30am just guzzling that sweet juice...it heals you actually 000
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would be actually genuinely impressed if you could get anywhere with this one but I would never think to stop you 010
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You guys the cucumber I just pulled out of my garden is nearly beyond belief 371
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Omg Grace Reiter on SNL...this is such a huge moment for the big areola community 030
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One #certifiedtinithing i have noticed is that shes obsessed with socks. They are genuinely her favorite toy. The kids will play with anything these days 010
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Every time I get the chub rub real bad I get so fucking dramatic. Waddling around like the next day like Why have I chosen this path? Do I believe my suffering to be deserved? Divine? 040
Reposted by Rillie SniffinGrace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week 262982047
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Accidentally cooked my steak blue rare because its been like ?? 8 or 9 years since I regularly cooked steaks... struggled thru a few bites and brother I think the individuals who enjoy their steak like this are truly sick, twisted, disgusting perverts (unfortunately not positive) (sensory nightmare) 040
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Catching myself thinking "oh maybe I should wash the mats" "oh I could start the steam mop up" "ooohhh what if i took the MATS out of my CAR and HOSED THEM OFF RIGHT NOW" LEAVE ME ALONE DEVIL!!!! 000
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I caught myself soaking my own cast iron grates in degreaser and scrubbing the shit out of them. Like i clocked out but the adderall didnt 110
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It pisses me off how clean I can get a kitchen like they dont need to be like that. Do you feel me. Like its excessive. Just wipe the crumbs off the counters, clean the microwave and the range, vacuum mop and go. And im getting in there with the grout brush and the scraper like im still on the clock 110
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I think I was thinking in the context of like someone giving something their John Hancock and I was like man why cant they give George one too damn 040
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Me in bed so sleepy: Man I'm sweating like a damn. George Washington My brain: ?? Thats not correct. Me: Oh right what's his name then My brain: John Character. Me: Sure man 2114
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Getting spoiled about a GOT/GOT-adjacent character dying is like being spoiled about dessert being yummy...like I know...thats part of why im here 040
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Huge brain idea what if i cosplayed as Falin for neko...falception... 040
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Every aspect of Ghost is awesome except for the frontman, who sounds like an accountant somehow got a make-a-wish granted to be in an epic metal band 060
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I think people who make being petty the main aspect of their personality are in reality just kind of mean 050
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ohhhh youre a stan yeah sorry i wasn't trying to engage genuinely. Sorry about that or congratulations im not sure I didnt read it. Have a good one! 010
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I feel bad for these girls the only time they get to do anything decent is when it's sponsored by a corporation 100
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Blind boxes are no gamble for me baby #neverpunished 040
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Today's reason why american evangelism is a mistake: saw a jock-style, frat boy-type full adult white boy exclaiming "oh my days, oh my days, oh my days" in a video. Like you sound like a fucking southern debutante.. just take the lord's name in vain man you sound like a dork 091
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Darline Graham it is NEVER too late to step down and kill yourself pookie! Don't let your dreams be dreams! ❤️🫰 020
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Its the most exciting and sumptuous part of the day everyone.. Thats right ! Im Lying Down 040
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I pulled my camera out she was looking away I said "Tini!! ^-^" and she looked over at me with this haterful ass glare. For what. Youre the size of a prize winning potato 040
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I just had a violently clear vision of an alternate timeline where I got really really into death cab for cutie instead of my chemical romance. Im still nonbinary and so so so much more insufferable about everything. I wear horn rim glasses I dont really need. And I DO play acoustic guitar 090
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I have a wearable blanket that tini quite specifically and avidly loves & her very favorite thing is to make biscuits on it while digging her snout into the fabric (not suckling or anything, just pressing her face into it). She always leaves a drool spot. It's the Tylenol that's making them this way 280
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Was talking the other night with a normie-ish stagehand buddy I don't know super well and we were on the subject of our cats, and he was like "yeah my cats name is Cheza, you know from Wolf's Rain?" I was floored like sir i thought you were coworkercore. I was not familiar with your BALL 070
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026And you know what shes right. Many of these movies truly are no Wayne's World. 180
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I love when my wife rates something 4.5 stars on letterboxd because I know inside theyre going "well it was good but it was no Wayne's World" 2120
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You dont know true fear or desperation until youve tried to correct a 21-year-old on a subject you know more about than they do 040
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Hello Kenshi Yonezu. Its me talking to you in your brain. You want to make sure Fallon gets these lottery tickets to at least one of your shows soooo bad oooooh you want it like crazyyyy 030
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Now the real challenge is saving up enough for food, lodging, and touristy garbage which means ramen noodles for the next 4 months 010
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I forgot they can just Do that. Like have a soul and stuff 140
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026> get downstairs > she notices im upset, offers her shoulder etc > she listens to my plights with empathy & then > SAYS SHE WOULD BE HAPPY TO BUY ME A ROUND TRIP TICKET TO ANYWHERE I WANT TO GO???? > "and you can still apply for that lottery right? Do it! :D" > experience s-class emotional whiplash 140
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026> go to work > im cleaning for this very rich lady who just got back from a fundraiser gala in London where she met cate blanchett and Ian mckellen > were cool obv so shes telling me about this and it just ends up making me sadder > cry the entire time im cleaning the upstairs Cont. 110
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026> lottery applicstionss open this morning for kenshi yonezus japan tour > start to apply (delusional) > realize theres no way i could afford to get to & stay in japan for even a week > stop applying > it makes me sad bc I wont ever rly get a chance to travel internationally & have Experiences Cont. 110
Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Had some incredibly Benevolent Rich Person shit happen to me today and its actually physically impossible for me to be mad about it 170
Reposted by Rillie SniffinAlex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026 51413304