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darkest lariat, phd

@canopymanatee.bsky.social
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
amalfi coast currently playing at my pickleball club yupppppppp
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
had some dear friends call me last night and ask me to summarize my infinity war letterboxd review from 5 years ago because it was apparently too long for them to read. what did they mean by this
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
baker mayfield
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Streetlight Manifesto has one song, it's called Don't Kill Yourself, has a good brass section, and it kicks ass
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
thinking about doing an improv show where I make all 6 people in the audience put their phones in yondr pouches
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
when you need an old… old thanksgiving
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hear they’re using the original assets from ocarina of time to improve upon everything and make a good game. and they’re doing it in under a year and it’s coming out in april 2000 and it’s called majora’s mask
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(ate half of an entire pepperoni pizza for dinner and the other half for breakfast voice) does anyone know why playing pickleball for an hour makes your tummy hurt
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sweeping is honestly one of the most classic ways to clean the floors of your apartment. have to give it up for mopping as well
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Year Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 02/09/2026
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
after about 30 years of not being able to properly propel myself while roller skating (that shit where you kind of push outward even though wheel famously go forward???), it finally clicked tonight and it was the most exhilarating experience of my life. it just works !
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Shoes (COMMS OPEN) @shoesbedrawin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
started my week off by getting my first hexa can I get a yup
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
garbage bag design that makes you do a double take in walmart
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
rushing over to the dentist and just noticed that the shirt I put on has tide pod residue all over the front. and it DOES look like cum!
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
does anyone else think that the film lab will send me my scans today? I think they will. I've lived 10000000 lives since dropping the last roll off and I think the american people are ready for me to receive my scans today
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
accidentally wore a cream colored shirt to the florida pickleball session in august with no air conditioning and my tits have never been more out
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brotherhood without manners @youlovetohearit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On the new Postgame of Thrones: They told us we wouldn't be able to do new voices over 100 episodes into the show. They were wrong. Currently watching: House of the Dragon Season 3, Episode 8 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
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Episode 101: Stinky Birthday
Podcast Episode · Postgame of Thrones · August 12 · 2h 35m
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
it was a big Q2 as far as drafts were concerned
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
would anyone like to listen to 69 episodes of “this show is farting dog ass” followed by 31 episodes of “this show is amazeballs”
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it’s international pickleball day and a group of wonderful moms told me I look like one of their “very cute” nephews
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Flowery Flowery Deltarune
ALT: Flowery Flowery Deltarune
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
tragic: band you really like just released an album that uses the wrong form of “discrete” in a song title
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
listening to this popular music album over the last two weeks was the hardest thing I or anyone has ever done. like and subscribe
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it’s been over a week since I’ve ordered a sandwich from one of my beautiful sandwich chains out of fear of the doodoo parasite and I’m crawling up the walls about it. whoever eliminates the doodoo parasite from our wonderful produce will have my eternal service in the afterlife
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
this is such fucking bullshit. so I’m just supposed to cancel the Lettuce and Bagged Salad Mix party I’ve been planning for this weekend?
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
they were playing maps yeah yeah yeahs at pickleball today. cmon man i’m trying to lock in
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
vacuumed the interior of my car for the first time this year and definitely collected enough sandwich crumbs to fully reconstruct a brand new sandwich
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
fest schedule dropped and PUP is playing the dream is over at the exact time that Emperor X is playing western teleport
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
supergirl movie wasn’t very good and the third act needle drop also wasn’t very good but the first act did feature sleigh bells and modest mouse songs. and you have to admit that
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
(gravely) just bought bespoke pickleball shoes
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brian @trappedinazorb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
awesome!
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
smash like for that oomf who finally ran a mile in under 8 minutes for the first time in his stupid chungus life
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brotherhood without manners @youlovetohearit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
On the new Postgame of Thrones: WE'RE GOING TO IP!! Currently watching: House of the Dragon Season 3, Episode 1 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
podcasts.apple.com
Episode 94: Stay Gold Johnny Baby
Podcast Episode · Postgame of Thrones · June 24 · 1h 56m
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
how it feels to fart on the toilet sometimes
bowser's big blast from mario party. wario has just pressed one of the switches. he and mario are covering their ears while the bowser's eyes count down to explosion.
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
hot d is literally good and the haters have never been less vindicated
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Jo @thebedroompunk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
PLZ SHARE I found a crack in my cpap mask that is overdue for replacement. Anyway, if you can help a guy out by sharing this I'm praying that the energy of Summer Solstice, Father's Day (I'm unc), Indigenous People's Day (Canada), Pride, and Sunday (God's Day?) will bless my bank account. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
a poster for a mutual aid request. photos of an absolutely busted CPAP mask are shown.
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
it’s coming home
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
does anyone wanna come over and play tony hawk’s underground 2 with me
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
as soon as I clock out today that grape gatorade propel straight out of the fridge is gonna hit my hand like mjolnir
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
it's been a while so let me just say in full honesty and confidence: twow release announcement Q3 2026
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
once you get past the mortifying ordeal of being known, the rewards of being loved are lowkey awesome
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
American Football tour dates in florida announced for later this year never kill yourself
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
love and congratulations to my ex-goat and current traitor
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
watching season 2 of TNG and punching drywall every time something upsets deanna troi. leave her alone. Now
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
couldnt think of a third liar off the dome sorry
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