darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026amalfi coast currently playing at my pickleball club yupppppppp 040
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026had some dear friends call me last night and ask me to summarize my infinity war letterboxd review from 5 years ago because it was apparently too long for them to read. what did they mean by this 1101
Reposted by darkest lariat, phdthe nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Streetlight Manifesto has one song, it's called Don't Kill Yourself, has a good brass section, and it kicks ass 4226
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026thinking about doing an improv show where I make all 6 people in the audience put their phones in yondr pouches 0110
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026when you need an old… old thanksgiving 0125
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I hear they’re using the original assets from ocarina of time to improve upon everything and make a good game. and they’re doing it in under a year and it’s coming out in april 2000 and it’s called majora’s mask 14318
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026(ate half of an entire pepperoni pizza for dinner and the other half for breakfast voice) does anyone know why playing pickleball for an hour makes your tummy hurt 0150
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026sweeping is honestly one of the most classic ways to clean the floors of your apartment. have to give it up for mopping as well 081
Reposted by darkest lariat, phdYear Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 02/09/2026▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 67% 151123650
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026after about 30 years of not being able to properly propel myself while roller skating (that shit where you kind of push outward even though wheel famously go forward???), it finally clicked tonight and it was the most exhilarating experience of my life. it just works ! 0110
Reposted by darkest lariat, phdShoes (COMMS OPEN) @shoesbedrawin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending 1740842012
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026started my week off by getting my first hexa can I get a yup 100
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026garbage bag design that makes you do a double take in walmart 2305
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026rushing over to the dentist and just noticed that the shirt I put on has tide pod residue all over the front. and it DOES look like cum! 3130
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026does anyone else think that the film lab will send me my scans today? I think they will. I've lived 10000000 lives since dropping the last roll off and I think the american people are ready for me to receive my scans today 190
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026accidentally wore a cream colored shirt to the florida pickleball session in august with no air conditioning and my tits have never been more out 0100
Reposted by darkest lariat, phdbrotherhood without manners @youlovetohearit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026On the new Postgame of Thrones: They told us we wouldn't be able to do new voices over 100 episodes into the show. They were wrong. Currently watching: House of the Dragon Season 3, Episode 8 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...podcasts.apple.comEpisode 101: Stinky BirthdayPodcast Episode · Postgame of Thrones · August 12 · 2h 35m 0113
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026it was a big Q2 as far as drafts were concerned 590
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026would anyone like to listen to 69 episodes of “this show is farting dog ass” followed by 31 episodes of “this show is amazeballs” 070
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026it’s international pickleball day and a group of wonderful moms told me I look like one of their “very cute” nephewsstatic.klipy.comFlowery Flowery DeltaruneALT: Flowery Flowery Deltarune 051
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026tragic: band you really like just released an album that uses the wrong form of “discrete” in a song title 240
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026listening to this popular music album over the last two weeks was the hardest thing I or anyone has ever done. like and subscribe 070
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026it’s been over a week since I’ve ordered a sandwich from one of my beautiful sandwich chains out of fear of the doodoo parasite and I’m crawling up the walls about it. whoever eliminates the doodoo parasite from our wonderful produce will have my eternal service in the afterlife 090
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026this is such fucking bullshit. so I’m just supposed to cancel the Lettuce and Bagged Salad Mix party I’ve been planning for this weekend? 3120
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026they were playing maps yeah yeah yeahs at pickleball today. cmon man i’m trying to lock in 070
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026vacuumed the interior of my car for the first time this year and definitely collected enough sandwich crumbs to fully reconstruct a brand new sandwich 121
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026fest schedule dropped and PUP is playing the dream is over at the exact time that Emperor X is playing western teleport 190
Reposted by darkest lariat, phdNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20/09/2023(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since 01332330
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026supergirl movie wasn’t very good and the third act needle drop also wasn’t very good but the first act did feature sleigh bells and modest mouse songs. and you have to admit that 280
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026(gravely) just bought bespoke pickleball shoes 3160
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026smash like for that oomf who finally ran a mile in under 8 minutes for the first time in his stupid chungus life 1160
Reposted by darkest lariat, phdbrotherhood without manners @youlovetohearit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026On the new Postgame of Thrones: WE'RE GOING TO IP!! Currently watching: House of the Dragon Season 3, Episode 1 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...podcasts.apple.comEpisode 94: Stay Gold Johnny BabyPodcast Episode · Postgame of Thrones · June 24 · 1h 56m 0142
Reposted by darkest lariat, phdStephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026how it feels to fart on the toilet sometimes 0103
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026hot d is literally good and the haters have never been less vindicated 1100
Reposted by darkest lariat, phdJo @thebedroompunk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026PLZ SHARE I found a crack in my cpap mask that is overdue for replacement. Anyway, if you can help a guy out by sharing this I'm praying that the energy of Summer Solstice, Father's Day (I'm unc), Indigenous People's Day (Canada), Pride, and Sunday (God's Day?) will bless my bank account. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 11225
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026does anyone wanna come over and play tony hawk’s underground 2 with me 430
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026as soon as I clock out today that grape gatorade propel straight out of the fridge is gonna hit my hand like mjolnir 080
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026it's been a while so let me just say in full honesty and confidence: twow release announcement Q3 2026 093
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026once you get past the mortifying ordeal of being known, the rewards of being loved are lowkey awesome 2231
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026American Football tour dates in florida announced for later this year never kill yourself 040
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026love and congratulations to my ex-goat and current traitor 130
darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026watching season 2 of TNG and punching drywall every time something upsets deanna troi. leave her alone. Now 240
Reposted by darkest lariat, phdthe nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026couldnt think of a third liar off the dome sorry 371