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skim beeble

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apparently it’s illegal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned greek restaurant

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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 22h
Queen Hayley
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
patrick when he clicks the wrong button:
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hey sure
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
daniel jones sucks ass so any time you can have him throw the ball as many times as possible you gotta take it
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#CJK5H
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got another anti-trans campaign ad just now and man just fucking leave the trans folks alone already. Fuck’s sake.
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 03/10/2026
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Ben @bigben0397.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With Brad out are they gonna revert back to the old logo?
Roush Femboy Racing logo
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
people watching the cleveland game and getting mad
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
45 year old has full head of hair
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rudy.ca @rudydotca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how many Excel software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? January 1, 1900
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me sitting in traffic in spaghetti junction
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how did he know
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is not the rfk demise i wanted to read about
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oregon-usc being a big 10 game makes me sick. big 10 games should be over by 6:30
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is impact really the best name for that
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my biggest disappointment about the game is that neyland stadium didn’t fall into the river
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
house at 95 invalidates the whole list to me
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/09/2026
I wrote about how Trump is treating presidential power like it's his own possession and using it to punish blue states — but also about how at least he's promised lots of cash for all of us. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what in the Marriott Bonvoy is happening at McLaren
McLaren unveils its new logo, which looks like Marriott Bonvoy’s
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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is frying me
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gotta mute the word hocevar because i only want to hear about him leaving the track in an ambulance
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
do you think lane kiffin updates his resume daily or just on sundays
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Tony Adornato @robottony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Not Ross @davidschwimmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boy howdy it's funny to see the A&M fanbase call him a loser.
A user on the Texas a&m 247 message board says he knew the team was going to lose once that loser Hegseth showed up on campus
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Important Diego Pavia update
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i personally would like to thank pat mcafee. not for his america promo, but for giving me four hours of free time every saturday morning to get tasks done instead of watching gameday like i used to
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
banning gay people and then making the troops horny enough to fuck each other anyway is actually kind of funny
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
anyone with a bio like this has no right to dictate how people use social media. go outside
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Joel Fleming @joel-fleming.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You’re absolutely right. There was another plane already on that runway. That’s on me and it won’t happen again.
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
do you get the lobotomy before or after your first day of working at bluesky
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTC Twin Towers with Ed Sheeran's face on them. A motion blurred Ms. Rachel is flying towards the towers.
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Murph @scandalousmurph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All the ones that work forces, are the same that fuck horses
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me when i don’t know what complicit means
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me when i log on at talladega
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who lives in a pine box under Tennessee?
Mitch McConnell as a dried up thing from Spongebob Squarepants, buying chocolate
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me after dumping someone for 26th in a sim race
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can’t wait for the day they have to do a wellness check at his hotel room
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i don’t care if that race was bad because george russell sucked ass again so that makes it a good race
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the only “mad ring” i care about is when i eat too much hot sauce at dinner !!!
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if lewis was going to junk his car anyway he should’ve just not stopped in turn 1 and drove through lando’s car
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skim beeble @turbojunker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i would rather have let them score and get the ball back with 1:30 and two timeouts but i don’t make 10 million a year
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