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@turbl.es
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Keep all your potatoes in one room in a big fuck-off pile. they/them dumbass gaybo aries gendermess CowboyandCricket.com Letterboxd: boxd.it/4cq4p Greatest hits: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lahu62iyk…

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turbles @turbl.es · 9h
Meet me at Delphi we’ll talk about what you’re gonna fuck up
Delphi sunset through the trees. It’s so fucking beautiful like every sunset color plus mountains and clouds Delphi sunset through the trees. It’s so fucking beautiful like every sunset color plus mountains and clouds Delphi sunset through the trees. It’s so fucking beautiful like every sunset color plus mountains and clouds
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turbles @turbl.es · 19h
I mean come on this is the original starting line ever ?? It’s worth a couple tears
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turbles @turbl.es · 19h
Our tour guide played chariots of fire through our ear pieces as we walked into the original Olympic arena and fuck me if I didn’t cry
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turbles @turbl.es · 19h
Touchin architecture from 3000 years ago nbd !!!
A hand with a ring on it touching a pillar at the temple of Zeus
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turbles @turbl.es · 20h
Hey what
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turbles @turbl.es · 20h
Holler at me if you need me I’ll be at the original podium of the Olympic Games
The original podium of the Olympic Games at Olympia
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
Motherfuck I’m so sorry 😞
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
😱😱😱they return
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
Sorry what
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
Touch grass is over touch bees is here
A gaybo in a bee suit holding a hives worth of bees
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
Exactly !
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
That seems reasonable!
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
I don’t remember anything that happened after I went in
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
I hope so
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
I tried so hard not to say it lol
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
Oh no @alexnorris.bsky.social
Mycenaean sculpture at the museum in Mycenae
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
Old people taking pictures of educational exhibit placards at museums is the original Wikipedia
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
Come to the Mycenaean citadel in the next 10 minutes if you want an ass kicking
Gaybo with pink hair and a backwards cap and sunglasses standing on a citadel hill in Greece
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
Nothing can stop me posting
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
Update: goodbye
A cave like tunnel carved into a wall of a citadel
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turbles @turbl.es · 01/10/2026
Subjected to ai discourse at agamemnons citadel fuck me
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turbles @turbl.es · 30/09/2026
Always a good sign when the paper of record changes its headlines to click bait
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turbles @turbl.es · 30/09/2026
That’s beautiful
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turbles @turbl.es · 30/09/2026
I thought I saw a faint glow
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turbles @turbl.es · 30/09/2026
Absolutely fuckin wild thing about the Greek countryside - there’s just caves. Like you can look at the side of a mountain and it’s got little doors into it like a fucking MMO.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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turbles @turbl.es · 30/09/2026
Idk how but no matter what time it is here in Greece it’s 1am back home
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turbles @turbl.es · 30/09/2026
Lovely bits of a roadside stop
Corinth canal 
Raspberry vanilla OreosOregano lays Hell energy drink strawberry banana flavor
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turbles @turbl.es · 29/09/2026
This is real, somehow
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Ben Winters @benwinters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that chatbot doing that unsafe/violative thing is not it 'going rogue' or an 'unfortunate incident of unintended consequences,' it’s the logical and devastating consequences of an unsafe product put out by irresponsible companies that have been conditioned to believe consequences dont exist for them
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turbles @turbl.es · 29/09/2026
What can I say I appreciate you
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turbles @turbl.es · 28/09/2026
I am in Athens which is to say I’ve been stuck on the runway for 30 minutes
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Just a little bump. A lil bump o that trunk
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Better planning next year I supposed
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Pro tip: if you’re gonna shit talk a client right before you meet with them be sure to close your fucking teams window before you screen share
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
When I get some distance from it I’m gonna tell y’all how a very rich and important man lost a huge contract because of how much he hated me this week
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Is that as long as it takes ?
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
I deserve this
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Nobody in my row………….. I am gonna be able to stretch out for 9 hours 😭😭😭
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
The Greece one
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
I am gonna get on a plane in about 10 minutes and it’s going to take me to Athens
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Still has 100% more legs than the last avatars they had
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
!
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Guy Pradel @pradaldi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My gift for you, there is now a second scanned Dymo font on the Internet Archive ! archive.org/details/dymo...
All the characters of the Dymo embossing labeller, this one is more square !
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
😂
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Captain Cup Holder, first battalion, reporting for duty, sir. No sleeve? That’s alright sir I can handle a little heat
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Here have 2 of them I guess
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Oh I’ve started doing this too but I attribute it to the Betsy Ross museum dril tweet
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Absolutely both are true we are all tremendous dorks (affectionate)
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