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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i wrote this months ago. might have some edits to make
50007: Second draft

T.J. Bro I have been trying to hit you up for months. I got something for you.

JUICE. hit me

T.J. Sliced ketchup. Sliced mustard. Sliced mayonnaise. Sliced hot sauce. Sliced ranch dressing. All solid.

JUICE. hold up here

T.J. I figured out how to stabilize sauces and shit. No more fuckin' with the little packets. No more stupid bottles. It just comes out of a can like cranberry sauce. You can slice it like a butter knife.

JUICE. hooooold up here

T.J. Yeah. It's mad congealed. And that means shit doesn't spill everywhere or come out the sides when you make a sandwich.

JUICE. this also means, and i'm sorry if i'm jumpin to conclusions here, i just feel as though we opened the ark of the condiment. this means that an addition such as ketchup could be regarded not as a condiment of fluid and indeterminate quantity but a signature filling, a stackable, countable food integer. no longer will one ask for some ketchup. one will ask for a ketchup

T.J. See, you get it. You're seein' the vision here, bro. You got, like, special glasses where you can see the vision.

TEN. You're just describing glasses, I think.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/06/2026
he'll always be Pukey
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/06/2026
guess whats back. back again soup tell your friends
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Angry Birds Network @abnetwork.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hello! We don't use this account at all, really, but someone informed us that we were hacked, so that's been taken care of. If you aren't already, follow us on the other app, where we post frequently ‪:Δ‬
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/06/2026
I'm so sorry!! I will have this taken care of. Thank you for letting me know!
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TSwany @tswany.com · 03/06/2026
this video may be my legacy and I'm honestly okay with that
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TSwany @tswany.com · 07/04/2026
.happy april 7th jon <3
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done
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TSwany @tswany.com · 10/03/2026
sans veggietale
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/02/2026
no one tells you this but being sent back to square one in your social life is so much more embarrassing online than it is irl
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TSwany @tswany.com · 17/02/2026
i'm scared.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 17/02/2026
all because i was utterly reckless in high school. all because i'm a neurotic, emotionally unstable mess now. that's who i'm gonna be forever, apparently. that's what will stain everything for the rest of my life.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 17/02/2026
i've lost nearly everything i've ever had to both my unstable nature and the reckless fuckups of my past that no amount of growth will ever let me outrun. i feel like i'm living a thousand lies when i talk to my few remaining friends. like they'll see me for what i really am and leave once they do.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 17/02/2026
i genuinely feel like i'm living on borrowed time at this point
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TSwany @tswany.com · 17/02/2026
somehow, time flies so damn fast when you don't have a community
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
THE SCREENING. 13 PART ARC. STARTS ON FEB 19TH.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 16/02/2026
he's right lmao we can't be assed to field a good basketball team to save our lives
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TSwany @tswany.com · 16/02/2026
hope it stays down so this app finally gets going
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TSwany @tswany.com · 15/02/2026
drown me in it #vent #art #oc #blood
water's    over    my    head
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TSwany @tswany.com · 06/02/2026
free FUCKING soup. game changer
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TSwany @tswany.com · 04/02/2026
like not in a "omg so quirky lol" way but in like a cosmic sense
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TSwany @tswany.com · 04/02/2026
i'm such a strange little thing
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2026
this is worse than 9/11
An email to my junk yahoo email from Adobe announcing the discontinuation & shutdown of Adobe Animate. Fucking brutal
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TSwany @tswany.com · 31/01/2026
not possible. if you are my friend you are not chopped. even if you think youre chopped, you arent, because youre my friend
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TSwany @tswany.com · 31/01/2026
you are not chopped you are my friend
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TSwany @tswany.com · 30/01/2026
crow again
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22/01/2026
are they not monsters?
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TSwany @tswany.com · 18/01/2026
. hold grudges . remember faces ... even the phony, pen-drawn ones
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TSwany @tswany.com · 18/01/2026
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TSwany @tswany.com · 18/01/2026
ok i need to post on here more because wtf do you mean i got 4 whole likes on three dimensional soup
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TSwany @tswany.com · 13/01/2026
3 d soup
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2025
me stopping car-based infrastructure with my army of vlc media players
a four lane road lined excessively with orange traffic cones, an object famously known for being the VLC Media Player icon
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/12/2025
reason i don't use this app is that i nabbed 30K likes with this on tw*tter
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TSwany @tswany.com · 04/11/2025
A little hard for Private Equity to make Papa John's worse when it already kinda sucks
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TSwany @tswany.com · 15/05/2025
YES OMGGGGGG YES
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TSwany @tswany.com · 28/04/2025
least buggy 3D All Stars playthrough
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TSwany @tswany.com · 27/04/2025
loved this guy, still wish we saw more of him
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TSwany @tswany.com · 23/04/2025
it's the checkmark being too close to everything actually
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TSwany @tswany.com · 23/04/2025
don't know who does the CSS on here but somebody should teach you about margins and padding. what am i looking at
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Jeannette @jeannettearroyo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Sometimes I get extremely nostalgic about homestar runner
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TSwany @tswany.com · 08/04/2025
Red (from Angry Birds) smoking a joint. The smoke morphs into King Pig and tells him, "Foolish bird! I laced yo shit!" 

Red: "Fuuuuuuck"
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Kate 🍄 @kateammann.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜
Digital illustration of a crow holding an asexual pride flag in its beak.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 11/03/2025
the definition of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"
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TSwany @tswany.com · 27/02/2025
i'm crying. they gave him facial reconstruction. who is this man
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TSwany @tswany.com · 27/02/2025
oh. oh dear
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TSwany @tswany.com · 22/02/2025
I don't think Cuban got 6 billion bro
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TSwany @tswany.com · 16/02/2025
you gotta follow more people and also follow custom feeds!!
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TSwany @tswany.com · 15/02/2025
ihave no money
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TSwany @tswany.com · 15/02/2025
LMAOOOOO YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THIS SHIT no compromise my ass
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TSwany @tswany.com · 15/02/2025
literally me,,,,
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