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TSwany @tswany.com · 15/02/2026
drown me in it #vent #art #oc #blood
water's    over    my    head
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TSwany @tswany.com · 06/02/2026
free FUCKING soup. game changer
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2026
this is worse than 9/11
An email to my junk yahoo email from Adobe announcing the discontinuation & shutdown of Adobe Animate. Fucking brutal
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TSwany @tswany.com · 30/01/2026
crow again
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TSwany @tswany.com · 18/01/2026
. hold grudges . remember faces ... even the phony, pen-drawn ones
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TSwany @tswany.com · 18/01/2026
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TSwany @tswany.com · 23/04/2025
don't know who does the CSS on here but somebody should teach you about margins and padding. what am i looking at
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TSwany @tswany.com · 08/04/2025
Red (from Angry Birds) smoking a joint. The smoke morphs into King Pig and tells him, "Foolish bird! I laced yo shit!" 

Red: "Fuuuuuuck"
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TSwany @tswany.com · 27/02/2025
i'm crying. they gave him facial reconstruction. who is this man
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TSwany @tswany.com · 15/02/2025
LMAOOOOO YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THIS SHIT no compromise my ass
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TSwany @tswany.com · 12/02/2025
i don't have a whooole lot atm but these are two pieces i finished recently ^ ^ (unfortunately bluesky likes to jpeg-crush the image quality ;-;)
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2025
improvised character designs that need personalities #oc #art
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2025
me stopping car-based infrastructure with my army of vlc media players
a four lane road lined excessively with orange traffic cones, an object famously known for being the VLC Media Player icon
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2025
can this city just be normal
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TSwany @tswany.com · 29/01/2025
do you want 9/11 2? because this is how you get 9/11 2.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 28/01/2025
me working tirelessly on my ref sheet knowing full and well nobody is actually going to draw Crow:
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TSwany @tswany.com · 28/01/2025
evergreen
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓱𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮

DEMOCRATS
-Oh, lordy, I guess we'd do just about anything if you thought you might vote for us. We could bomb some foreigners if you want! Do you really think you will?

REPUBLICANS
-More money for us
-Fuck you
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TSwany @tswany.com · 25/01/2025
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TSwany @tswany.com · 25/01/2025
hello, friend me on club penguin journey!! that is all
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TSwany @tswany.com · 24/01/2025
first time playing pizzatron in years
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TSwany @tswany.com · 24/01/2025
how it feels being an angerbert fan in 2025
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/12/2024
somehow i avoided being the weirdo who lodged his finger in a basket and managed to leave the store knowing i'll be known as that mysterious chill emo-looking guy who can summon crows at will i managed to not fumble small talk and gained like 30 mystique points festivus miracle
pendant closeup, it's the skull of a crow with a Vegvisir embeddedphotoshoot pic (very dark!!!)
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/12/2024
about 90 minutes later i was out shopping at target and my stupid ass in the tech section got my finger stuck in my basket for a solid 10 minutes. there were multiple staffers present and just as I had acquiesced and they noticed my predicament, I finally got it out after i stopped trying
my stupid chud finger stuck in a basketthe same finger stuck in the same basket, different angle
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/12/2024
i was doing a gay ass photoshoot outside my house three nights ago, was grabbing on my pendant and somehow summoned a thousand crows at that exact moment. i might be *that* guy
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TSwany @tswany.com · 25/11/2024
would ANYONE happen to know why Ruby randomly became playable on spotify
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TSwany @tswany.com · 19/10/2024
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TSwany @tswany.com · 18/10/2024
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TSwany @tswany.com · 18/10/2024
new controller review: great controller. it's to die for
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TSwany @tswany.com · 17/10/2024
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TSwany @tswany.com · 21/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #185,004! this reminds me of being one of the first 1300 on Club Penguin Rewritten rest in peace to that wonderful CPPS
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #185,004, TSwany ‪@tswany.com‬, joined on Jul 1, 2023"
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TSwany @tswany.com · 14/09/2024
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TSwany @tswany.com · 11/09/2024
kamala i'm watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bruh thats disrespectful as shit bru
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TSwany @tswany.com · 10/09/2024
pattern I have noticed online lately
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TSwany @tswany.com · 09/09/2024
NOOOOOOO THE PRO COLORS SUCK
The iPhone 16 Pro color lineup.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/09/2024
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TSwany @tswany.com · 14/07/2024
everyone say hi to the cheese that almost killed Trump
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TSwany @tswany.com · 15/06/2024
if your name starts with d and ends with avid zaslav kill yourself
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TSwany @tswany.com · 16/02/2024
yesterday I made a hell version of the harambe heaven image because I'm tired of the twomad edits
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TSwany @tswany.com · 03/02/2024
republicans on the internet only want to whine about DEI but I don't see YOU people building evil inators every day
irritated Dr. Doofenshmirtz looking out a high rise windowthe Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated (DEI) building
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TSwany @tswany.com · 03/01/2024
new aesthetic. staplescore
The inside of a Staples store.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 01/01/2024
Happy 2020 guys! Hopefully this year will start off the decade great!!
Internet Explorer in a party hat.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 25/12/2023
serious about excluding neil degrasse tyson from christmas forever
A graphic with Neil deGrasse Tyson that reads "'Coal? In *my* stocking?' It's more likely than you think."
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TSwany @tswany.com · 03/12/2023
the guy writing my passport when I tell him my pronouns are floccinaucinihilipilification/antidisestablishmentarianism
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TSwany @tswany.com · 25/11/2023
cool to know elon defends both textbook pedophiles and textbook murderers 👍
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TSwany @tswany.com · 14/10/2023
if you mean a society (Twitter/X) are ruled by an all-seeing eye (you) commanding a society of loyalist elites (Blue Verified users) while the 99% (the unverified) are unseen peasants, struggling for anything and seen as nonexistent and disposable, then yes, Orwell called it
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TSwany @tswany.com · 11/10/2023
Joe Biden is 0 for 2 on giving a shit about places named Palestine
A map of East Palestine, Ohio, above a photo of the massive toxic plume of released chemicals at the derailment siteA map of Palestine above an explosion in Gaza (sourced from Google Images so my apologies for any inaccuracy)
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TSwany @tswany.com · 06/10/2023
elon musk just broke the rule i got suspended for
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TSwany @tswany.com · 03/10/2023
this is so vague
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TSwany @tswany.com · 28/09/2023
we laughed at him but he was right all along
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/09/2023
it's funny how it only takes that one Angry Birds Toons episode (you know the one) to deduce the following
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