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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i wrote this months ago. might have some edits to make
50007: Second draft

T.J. Bro I have been trying to hit you up for months. I got something for you.

JUICE. hit me

T.J. Sliced ketchup. Sliced mustard. Sliced mayonnaise. Sliced hot sauce. Sliced ranch dressing. All solid.

JUICE. hold up here

T.J. I figured out how to stabilize sauces and shit. No more fuckin' with the little packets. No more stupid bottles. It just comes out of a can like cranberry sauce. You can slice it like a butter knife.

JUICE. hooooold up here

T.J. Yeah. It's mad congealed. And that means shit doesn't spill everywhere or come out the sides when you make a sandwich.

JUICE. this also means, and i'm sorry if i'm jumpin to conclusions here, i just feel as though we opened the ark of the condiment. this means that an addition such as ketchup could be regarded not as a condiment of fluid and indeterminate quantity but a signature filling, a stackable, countable food integer. no longer will one ask for some ketchup. one will ask for a ketchup

T.J. See, you get it. You're seein' the vision here, bro. You got, like, special glasses where you can see the vision.

TEN. You're just describing glasses, I think.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/06/2026
guess whats back. back again soup tell your friends
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Angry Birds Network @abnetwork.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hello! We don't use this account at all, really, but someone informed us that we were hacked, so that's been taken care of. If you aren't already, follow us on the other app, where we post frequently ‪:Δ‬
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done
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TSwany @tswany.com · 10/03/2026
sans veggietale
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/02/2026
no one tells you this but being sent back to square one in your social life is so much more embarrassing online than it is irl
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TSwany @tswany.com · 17/02/2026
i genuinely feel like i'm living on borrowed time at this point
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TSwany @tswany.com · 17/02/2026
somehow, time flies so damn fast when you don't have a community
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
THE SCREENING. 13 PART ARC. STARTS ON FEB 19TH.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 15/02/2026
drown me in it #vent #art #oc #blood
water's    over    my    head
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TSwany @tswany.com · 06/02/2026
free FUCKING soup. game changer
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TSwany @tswany.com · 04/02/2026
i'm such a strange little thing
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2026
this is worse than 9/11
An email to my junk yahoo email from Adobe announcing the discontinuation & shutdown of Adobe Animate. Fucking brutal
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TSwany @tswany.com · 31/01/2026
you are not chopped you are my friend
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TSwany @tswany.com · 30/01/2026
crow again
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22/01/2026
are they not monsters?
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TSwany @tswany.com · 18/01/2026
. hold grudges . remember faces ... even the phony, pen-drawn ones
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TSwany @tswany.com · 18/01/2026
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TSwany @tswany.com · 18/01/2026
ok i need to post on here more because wtf do you mean i got 4 whole likes on three dimensional soup
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TSwany @tswany.com · 13/01/2026
3 d soup
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2025
me stopping car-based infrastructure with my army of vlc media players
a four lane road lined excessively with orange traffic cones, an object famously known for being the VLC Media Player icon
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/12/2025
reason i don't use this app is that i nabbed 30K likes with this on tw*tter
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TSwany @tswany.com · 23/04/2025
don't know who does the CSS on here but somebody should teach you about margins and padding. what am i looking at
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Jeannette @jeannettearroyo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Sometimes I get extremely nostalgic about homestar runner
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TSwany @tswany.com · 08/04/2025
Red (from Angry Birds) smoking a joint. The smoke morphs into King Pig and tells him, "Foolish bird! I laced yo shit!" 

Red: "Fuuuuuuck"
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Kate 🍄 @kateammann.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜
Digital illustration of a crow holding an asexual pride flag in its beak.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 27/02/2025
i'm crying. they gave him facial reconstruction. who is this man
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TSwany @tswany.com · 15/02/2025
LMAOOOOO YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THIS SHIT no compromise my ass
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TSwany @tswany.com · 12/02/2025
i yearn but idk what i yearn for. i want to create but idk what to create and/or how to contribute
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TSwany @tswany.com · 12/02/2025
been thinking about life
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TSwany @tswany.com · 10/02/2025
i was aura farming so bad in hindsight but it paid off because i can summon crows
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2025
improvised character designs that need personalities #oc #art
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2025
me stopping car-based infrastructure with my army of vlc media players
a four lane road lined excessively with orange traffic cones, an object famously known for being the VLC Media Player icon
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2025
i want to attend a public protest where i fully and wholly agree with the sentiment but my picket sign just says "the warriors blew a 3-1 lead"
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TSwany @tswany.com · 02/02/2025
can this city just be normal
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Also got these messages through right before they locked it down
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TSwany @tswany.com · 30/01/2025
can bluesky add a twitter circles feature plzzzz
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TSwany @tswany.com · 30/01/2025
bluesky image compression politely explode forever
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TSwany @tswany.com · 29/01/2025
do you want 9/11 2? because this is how you get 9/11 2.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 28/01/2025
me working tirelessly on my ref sheet knowing full and well nobody is actually going to draw Crow:
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TSwany @tswany.com · 28/01/2025
evergreen
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓱𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮

DEMOCRATS
-Oh, lordy, I guess we'd do just about anything if you thought you might vote for us. We could bomb some foreigners if you want! Do you really think you will?

REPUBLICANS
-More money for us
-Fuck you
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/01/2025
Your Super Bowl commercial does not need a teaser trailer.
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TSwany @tswany.com · 25/01/2025
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TSwany @tswany.com · 25/01/2025
hello, friend me on club penguin journey!! that is all
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TSwany @tswany.com · 24/01/2025
first time playing pizzatron in years
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TSwany @tswany.com · 24/01/2025
it's ok to be wishing and yearning so long as you leave some time for sitting and learning
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TSwany @tswany.com · 24/01/2025
how it feels being an angerbert fan in 2025
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
hey for any "journalists" looking in here's a handy guide to the differences between a nazi salute and a "roman" salute: none hope that helps
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TSwany @tswany.com · 26/12/2024
i was doing a gay ass photoshoot outside my house three nights ago, was grabbing on my pendant and somehow summoned a thousand crows at that exact moment. i might be *that* guy
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