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Skippy the Magnificent

@tstran316.bsky.social
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absolute slut for anything that glows in the dark

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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 4h
Who amongst us hasn’t spent tens of thousands of dollars on a rental? 🙄 I haven’t even spent that much fixing up the house I bought 3 years ago
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 6h
Moisturized. Accessorized. Unbothered.
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 6h
I have twitter friends I made in that era that I’m still in regular contact with
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 8h
Just drooled on myself for no apparent reason. It’s a mystery as to why I’m still single. Get at me fellas
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Good Trouble @twinkb23.bsky.social · 23h
This seems like a good time to remind folks that if you see anyone stealing food at the grocery store, no, you didn't.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pets should count for carpool
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 23h
it’s always the crustiest, neck-bearded, unwashed ass havin, troglodyte men that say they don’t want to be hit on by another guy
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 23h
there is so much we could learn from the French
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 01/10/2026
whoever invented this shit: I hope your pillow is always too hot, even if you flip it over
the “Lift’n’Peel™” bullshit that just rips right off of the lid
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do not tell me the shipping label has been created. that information is of no use to me
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
holy fuck
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they should invent a salad that will actually keep so you can eat the leftovers
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what I’m learning is that ceos must not work very hard if they have all this spare time for side quests
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The climate crisis is here
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?!
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
well, mother fuck shit. it finally happened. the geo reports I was supposed to work on the rest of the week just got completed by ai within the last hour. so now I have no billable hours for the next 2 days god fucking damnit
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we’ve been saying for years that every accusation from them is a confession sooo….
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s becoming harder and harder for me to not have an oopsie-daisy and accidentally swerve to take these cameras out whenever I see them alongside highways
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Art is Human" Anti-AI mural seen in Denman Island, British Columbia
"Art is Human"
Anti-AI mural
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Critical Criminology @critcrim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Grow Freedom Compost Cops In Vancouver. #ACAB #FTP
Sticker on metal street box.
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s 1:30 which is basically 2:00 and 2:00 might as well be 3:00 and 3:00 is pretty much the end of the work day so might as well just log off and call it a day
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and they claim that using ai doesn’t make you more stupider
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
call me crazy but I don’t think the leader of the free world should be watching nearly the amount of television that trump watches
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mass surveillance now being supported by your local letter carriers
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
4 older brothers and I’m gay af so there might be something to this
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
During a war.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
until chicago pope i don’t think i ever truly understood that the pope is like a guy
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dump. his. ass.
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey can I borrow someone’s Costco membership real quick?
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this country hates workers so fucking much.
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
perverts used to have enough shame to do shit like this secretly
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
“i’m proud to announce the term ‘furry’ is now considered a slur” the president announces in a new press conference. “my dear friend, Pete Hegseth, brilliant man, loves to dress up as a wolf & howl at the moon sometimes.” he boasts, “i’m glad there aren’t any other f slurs, that would be confusing.”
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if ai is so fucking smart why can’t they ask it how to not lose $42 BILLION in a single year? jfc if someone I knew lost that kind of money I would probably stop giving them more money
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to live in a post-apocalyptic hellscape
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cartoon character with super skinny arms and legs but a body shaped like an egg wearing a cowboy hat saying, “I hanker for a hunk of CHEESE"
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Adele M. Stan @addiestan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anybody remember that Trump-promised FoxConn facility that was to bring 13,000 jobs to Wisconsin? www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/w...
nbcchicago.com
What happened to Foxconn? A look at the $1.2 billion spent and where it all went
In 2018, President Donald Trump came to southeast Wisconsin to proclaim the coming of “the eighth wonder of the world.” But what actually happened?
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The U.S. switched sides bruh
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AltBiker @altbiker.altgov.info · 28/09/2026
There's never a bad day to punch a Nazi.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
call me when there's an AI agent onto which i can offload my chronic sense of dread that just around the next corner is an existentially important task i've forgotten to do that's about to bite me in the ass. i am not interested in models which require me to turn the dread into tasks myself
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Headlines when these things are announced and crickets when they never materialize
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey @merriam-webster.com, Why the discrepancy between your app and your website? Is your app an incomplete dictionary?
screenshot of merriam-Webster dictionary app returning no results for the word 'abacist'screenshot of merriam-Webster dictionary website returning a result for the word 'abacist', "one that uses an abacus"
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some days I feel pretty confident that I have my shit together. and then some days it becomes increasingly clear as the day progresses that I definitely forgot to put on deodorant that morning
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please share. #Pinks
girlyfeminist girlyfeminist
l've been a SA advocate for decades:
NEVER go to campus resources for a SA. Call a rape care hotline/program (off campus), get a SA advocate (they're free), go to a SART hospital for care (and evidence collection if you choose).
They activate the police. Schools have NO business in this process and will minimize and bury it. It's a criminal matter, not an administrative matter.
Period. No exceptions.
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 8: Trailer Trouble

Mickey is being sat upon by a dazed, happy bear that's busy licking his paw. Mickey is drenched as well with a bucket on his head. A park ranger has wandered up and is wagging his finger at him.

Ranger: (to Mickey) Young man... the fine is $50 for molesting park animals!
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Skippy the Magnificent @tstran316.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mickey's first time to Market Days
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