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Heezy

@truthlshero.bsky.social
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Even in these troubling times… Farts are funny.

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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 13m
No thank you. Not sure he’d be capable of doing it without fucking it up.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 15h
Please continue to waste our money on shit that will be laughed out of court. These inane maneuvers are simply beneath the office and he ought to simply learn to work with her instead sewing chaos. or he could leave the fed the fuck alone to be the independent body it’s supposed to be. The fuck!?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh wait… isn’t that that big butt dude?
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Running Frankie La Penna
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now do it with someone who is going to try to win rather than someone trying to do a demonstration.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Call me crazy, but I just don’t think we need an execution live streamed for someone guilty of killing 13 people. But since we’re discussing consequences for murder…. Just you wait whiskey Pete.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whoa… This is not the sales pitch I would have suggested.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m just not sure i agree that those 2 roads ever really meet up there Sammy. 2 ladies or 2 fellas tying the knot simply does make it so you can’t practice your religion. But more importantly: A religious zealot just does not have any more liberties than an atheist. Thats how America works.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sooo… business as usual?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It probably is at a stalemate from the business/grift perspective of the United States. But Ukraine clawing back seized land and chewing up Russian infrastructure almost on the daily does not make this a stalemate. Rubio would be wise to use his brain instead of the felons on this one.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Translation: The conflict is the point.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would LOVE to see him go after Hillary and Obama. The humiliation would be very delicious and its always fun to see him punch himself in the nuts.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let me guess….2 weeks? It’s crazy watching him come up with shit like he normally does, but it’s refreshing that no one is taking him seriously anymore.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta remind folks that this scam is a thing.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol - Why? On what planet does this admin think interjecting both the craziest fucker and most boring putz alive into this election cycle is a winning strategy.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Mi Felicidad
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No. No they are not. Sounds like this Politico writer instructed his AI to write a piece with a little bit of Mamdani shade to up the engagement numbers. Shameless.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Narrator: They did not. And no he did not.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey dipshit. Nobody wants an entertaining politician. Nobody.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pot meets kettle?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Keep digging. 1/3 ain’t even close.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like PBS might be confused. “Mistakenly” may not be the words a legitimate news organization would say. I think you meant to say “he was sent to El Salvador after the governement defied a court order and sent him there anyway.”
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol - Bloomberg. Bessents credibility? For the life of me, I can’t think of a time that I’ve known who this dude is where anything he’s said has turned out to be credible.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol - We all know that he’s going to “end the war” a week before the elections. And we all know he could have ended 6 months ago. We know he shouldn’t have started it to begin with. There is no amount of bribing or rigging that he can possibly do to fix what he’s already broken. He’s cooked.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We all knew this was going to be a scam packed with a billion conditions and hoops to jump through and that no child was going to benefit from this. This is a money laundering operation.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The important work gets done on Mondays.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No way.. lol
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boy do I have some news for the senator.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“And he got it at Home Depot.” Gonna be wild when they realize their careers are over and it will be interesting to see all the different ways they flip on Trump trying to save those careers. Who will hire these people?and why? Who is going to do business with known liars and grifters?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Um. What?
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Kel Mitchell Good Burger Disbelief
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s longer ones and the ones you’re showing don’t explain the ass shelf.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I simply cannot wait to hear what Kevin Hassett comes up with to spin this. We may actually see his brain flicker before his head explodes on TV.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These are the robotic legs that are being sold. Not really braces.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not convinced he would win a primary.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure! The next admin will follow the very same protocol that he used to “alter” parts of the White House. I hope he lives long enough to hear the next admin say “tough shit” when he starts whining.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
looool. Now we know it was an inside job. I’m betting that Bibi didn’t anticipate 170 people actually wanting to live the rest of their lives instead of being a pawn in this manufactured near tragedy.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let me explain to him and save a bunch of dough for a TN: Read close: You have a bunch of bloodthirsty ideological morons trying to do things that people in a civilized society simply shouldn’t be doing.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“We don’t want to be decent people. We’re Texans.”
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They stole the name of a crypto thing? Or is this the same?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure. The numbers given to the press in regards to recruiting look nice. But me thinks those numbers are fugazi though. Zero chance they’ve exceeded their recruiting goals. Zero chance.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This description is also a fucking projection. No one is shitting on the troops except whiskey Pete here by insisting on lying to them about nearly everything.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is absolutely wild that no one in these people’s orbits are telling them that they look and act like a bunch of bafoons. How is what he said making this country stronger? How is what he is saying fostering unity anywhere?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He knows he runs a country right?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m super glad the press pool sued to get their access back. We wouldn’t want to be missing events such as whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First a foiled terrorist plot that didn’t get off the ground… Now this. What kind of calamity will they manufacture next? Cause no one is buying this one.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man… even god furrowed his eyebrows.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just what I want my wartime president discussing. Interior decorating.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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