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the *man ball* is ready (he/him)

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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 2h
the second it looks like your about to win im cresting that hill with the sun and many brave knights behind me, dumbass
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
keep finding out dungeons i used to explore turned into ero dungeons because i show up and they turn me away because im dressed like this
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no one in recorded history could do it so you cant use it in HEMA
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i still give my mom shit for just watching me play this when i was like 7
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A dingy living room drawn in a painterly aesthetic. Max Payne narrates: "The sun went down with practiced bravado. Twilight crawled across the sky, laden with foreboding. I didn't like the way the show started, But they had given me the best seats in the house. Front row center.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Rod Serling
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine a line of gnomes with these fucking things
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i will needle you for anachronisms because im a huge loser but its always out of love
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thirdways use the handgonne theyre really funny
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i saw the "firearms in fantasy" argument come up again and firstwise you can do whatever want secondish if you have rapiers you can have firearms
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got so annoyed with my computer im lobotomizing it and starting over
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i need a new drive but the baby shredding industry has driven prices way too high
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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DORYUU @doryuuz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s that time of the year, so enjoy this timeless gem to bless your feed 👻🎃💀
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*nodding* the maryland-pennsylvania border dispute weighs heavy on many of us
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love playing seldarine in bg3 because half the special dialogue is "wrong drow, jackass"
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fire Giants, Melikertes' complete opposite, were defeated rather easily. Think about this.
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#FuckElectrum
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LRT fire emblem with voice controls would be great so i can let those buffoons know how angry i am that they missed that 90% hit
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how is it fair that Pikmin 4 is getting voice controls when Fire Emblem clearly needs them way more so when like three characters back-to-back tell Dietrich he's beautiful I can join in but also let him know that I mean it more than they do
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it seems, in your anger, you killed her
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i stand by 5.5 making everyone pick their subclass at level 3 being incredibly stupid
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Triple A Hidden Object: "Magnifying glass has to be around here somewhere. (PRESS L3+R3 TO ACTIVATE SEARCH MODE)
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024
if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
<- (Talking out of his ass) The best Wolverine game is Bloodborne
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lrt oh magnifying staff is genius
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hits her with the gachafication beam #rkgk
drawing of regular velma (left) and gachafied version (right)

gachafied version is wearing an orange-yellow-white colorblock top with cutouts on the chest and shoulders, and an asymmetrical wrap-around pleated skirt. she is carrying a polearm that resembles a long magnifying glass
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man i want AC8 but i shrimply do not have the cash for that
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
was watching SBR with kitty and audrey and we were all kinda rocking with the ED right up until the first Whinny Break
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
since i replayed bg3 recently ive just been listening to every piece of minthara dialogue i can find. she really is the funniest person i know.
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oooooh im using my move with a really long wind-up but a very fast strike ooooooh there's two versions that look almost identical but have different timing ooooooh watch out
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Turn their muscle memory against them" -Sun Tzu
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i do love a "wake up dipshit" type boss
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
HEYYYYYYYYYY WHAT'S UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Phantom (big ugly lava spider thing) from the original Devil May Cry
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
least violent fight between meiling and sakuya
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dont wait there's nothing
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bro ive been swinging my mighty blade
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
not again
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
think the next time i try to run an original campaign im gonna make the nobility not speak common. might be funny.
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my malicious shadow ape technique. the whole world would want me dead for having it...if anyone survived to spread the word.
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ball blam burglerber @gaelicgalpal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Henry's come to see us!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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max @trubeque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lrt the one loading in is john normal who is a default hyur and does not know how to play the game
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dude ive been trying to find this image forever and i never realized i actually had it downloaded all along
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