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Triton Buccaneer

@tristanbuckner.bsky.social
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He/him. Protect trans kids!

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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 6h
It’s an affront to history for this man to be photographed in color
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 14h
Saw this in theaters knowing it was not that and having read about the “shot.” One of the most incredible and harrowing movie experiences of my life.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 17h
I really liked JCVD. The bank robbery one.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 17h
Did FX ever play the first one while FXX played FX/2? If not, that’s leaving a good bit on the table
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 17h
His one weakness? Peace and love.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 17h
I assume every Chuck E. Cheese animatronic canonically attended this school
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 17h
Great game
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 17h
The word is “prove”
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 17h
They didn’t make last of us did they?
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Gentleman. Have we considered… flation?
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’ve got that and the Castlevania game to avoid catching random spoilers. Stay frosty.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Hahaha
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Only way I’d even consider it
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Gleaming the Cube for Tax Purposes
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
We’re approaching Zeno’s press secretary
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Both a little Ruby shoots Oswald.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I ended up watching the show Earth Final Conflict in college while writing essays (painfully), because it happened to be on late on Sundays.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
ALT: Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Well at least Akuma is doing ads with the general. That should preserve the dignity of the franchise
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Guy watching Triumph of the Will: “I hope people don’t negatively polarize against this because of white supremacy”
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
No that’s accurate. Half the buttons in the game are for the feet.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Best Picard Day ever
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Via the meme of him being a dipshit at a table, yeah.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh that would have ruled
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hipster Aslan: Don’t cite the cool zeppelin song to me, Witch. I had it on vinyl.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wonder why Tester didn’t run for the other seat?
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nice. Also Alex should totally do a Freaked graphic novel
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lot of VR mods. And slop misterfpga cores
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ready player one slop future
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I gave mine to my French cousin in the 90s
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The original trading card kind of broached it
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That’s bait dot gif
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A Shrek 3 release penny means you’ll be dead in 7 days.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I hope they’re apologizing
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Like… Alito was literally hanging metaphorically red flags
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Classic CRT gaming on game gear (I kid I kid)
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Good news is the last time I turned on the series x was 3 years ago to play (ironically enough) untitled goose game on the living room tv. I might have low enough firmware for whatever eventually comes out.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This game was shockingly good on GameCube
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I was always waiting for someone to try saying “water” after they said “I don’t know”
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fuck. You know your wrist is getting stuck in there eternally.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Inventing new OT levels for this guy!
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah I called my wife immediately after getting to that part
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Weirdest episode of three’s company I’ve ever heard of
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I feel like there was a moment when I could have seen it where the negative hype made me sort of like it, but we’ve seesawed the other way too hard and I’d think it’s bad again.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I thought I was in the clear until Iru (though I still think of it as Kandji)
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The collision of two buzz saws.
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s just fellow Marin county resident Tom Waits
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nuclear football
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mark Harmon’s hair looks really stupid on that show (but I did enjoy learning on his Wikipedia that he’s the uncle of the band Nelson)
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kawhi Leonard had no work sponsorship agreements with the store AND Kelly Clarkson
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