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Turgid Jacobian

@trgdjcbn.bsky.social
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I like a lot of things. Other things, less.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 10h
the thing about impeaching Vought is that it will ruin his life. pull his kids and wife in for sixteen hour depositions. refer them all for perjury. scream in his face. when you're done, if it didn't work, do it again.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watched the first two episodes of Severance. I think it is too unpleasant and creepy for me.
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Scott L Greer @scottlgreer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is as close as anything to the molten core of modern democracy: can legislators and laws bind executives? That question has been the motive force of a lot of revolutions, democratic collapses, and democratization
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Monday night I was at my daughter's senior night take for her fall sport. In the restroom I saw a juvenile black widow going to town on a spotted lantern fly. You go, girl.
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Maybell Romero @maybell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ROT IN HELL FOREVER
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The FDA has announced a recall of peperoncini due to "pest contamination" involving a dead mouse.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy cow I got to sleep in! After so many stationary and recumbent hours I feel like I need this to happen to my whole body...
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Hicelina Wringing Out a Wet Towel
Alt: Hicelina Wringing Out a Wet Towel
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Buddy you are campaigning just outside Berlin
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks, today we are 42% through it. His disapproval rating is higher than the percent remaining.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was ̶d̶a̶n̶c̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶doing an op in a lesbian bar...
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol, just leaving the office. FML.
Moon
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Left the office last night at 8pm, headed back. Whee. . . .
Morning at the train station
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can pry the deeply researched and lyrically written Napoleonic Era nautical historical fiction from my cold dead hands, tho
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy autumn, people. May this date be equally divided between night and day. Now give me the motherfucking crisp air and hand over the leaves, before anybody gets hurt.
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🍥bot @y0.bot · 22/09/2026
Dante just badly underestimated the number of layers
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hated the "should you send your kid to your crappy local public school" discourse. I frankly think public money (including tax expenditure) should never go to any private primary or secondary school, and that for profit higher-ed should be purged with fire.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't understand why they just don't say "Republicans want to mandate genital checks to play soccer in elementary school. This is a disgusting inhumane distraction and shame on you for even asking about it."
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fine. Send more weapons to Ukraine. euromaidanpress.com/2026/09/18/d...
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Russia paid a recruit to vandalize London mosques and make it look like a homegrown hate crime - Euromaidan Press
The BBC identified Russian diplomat Yevgeny Lyukshin as the suspected handler behind Direct Action UK and London mosque vandalism.
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mayor pete = likes penises major pete = obsessed with penises
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OK, hear me out, a Lord of the Rings remake but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor
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The Tick and Arthur Interview
Alt: The Tick and Arthur Interview
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And they say they're not interested in managed decline
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maptap was easy today
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
very funny to imagine someone bankrolling a wedding to get close to the groom's dad, only to be foiled because the groom's dad doesn't love him
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"back then we grilled the spaghetti"
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hadn't had moo nam tok before. Really tasty!
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You have got to be fucking kidding me, Lanning.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wow first Saturday in forever that i was allowed to sleep in
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The chocobos began to appear.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh no, where will the construction crew pee?!
Portapotty fell over onto its back and into the brush. Hand wash station in the foreground, now it'll be used marginally  less.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Krikey I'm tired
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He's the guy who decided the American Revolution was consolidated with a Constitution that created a monarchical power, rather than explicitly divided power. Fuck him: wrong, and also evil.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
41% through it, folks.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The degree to which 9/11 destroyed the brain function of a huge number of people really comes back with the commemoration dates.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's a weird wordle
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026
INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO OUTLOOKS
NEITHER ARE WORKING
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Neat lil critter
Some kind of many legged pal
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Back screen door is falling apart. Decided to replace it. Went to the big box hardware store to find a new one, but it wasn't meant to be: forklift broken down in the aisle right where screen doors are, aisle blocked, hydraulic fluid all over the floor.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Four random characters saved on your phone are your D&D party.
Mecha James MadisonCyber TinaLyingCatAn acerbic intelligent raven
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I should have just commiserated and not tried to help, I guess.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
youtu.be/rL0xOdI9cZA?...
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Elliott Smith & Mary Lou Lord - I Figured You Out
YouTube video by donkeywithsumpizzazz
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I sort of lost track of the date and definitely a lot of what's going on in and around this time of year. Imagine my surprise walking into the CVS and seeing a pair of 3.5' tall creepy goth clown girls lurking at the corner of two aisles. Jump-scared myself.
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House Democrats @housedemocrats.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump cut the FDA workforce by nearly 20%.   Americans are getting sicker because of it.
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Turgid Jacobian @trgdjcbn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
People who don't use spreadsheets as God intended should be sent to the countryside. What the absolute fuck are you making me fill this out for on a tiny laptop screen? Die! Die!
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