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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?
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Martina Grom ⛅️ 🏃‍♀️ #bekind @magrom.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
#Governance & #Compliance in the age of #AI. Thx @runasradio for reinviting me to your show. Tools like Microsoft #Purview not only help you secure data for M365 #Copilot - they can also monitor how Copilot is using data! #microsoft365 #SAM #SharePoint runasradio.com/Shows...
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Dev Leader @devleader.ca · 05/06/2025
Before LLMs: Coding: 3 hours Debugging: 1 hour … .. . After LLMs: Coding: 3 minutes Debugging: 1 week
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Trumps attack on Harvard should not be viewed in a vacuum - indeed - Harvard &Yale- the intellectual architects & endless enabler of neoliberalism- thus created the perfect conditions for fascism - produced the presidents- SC judges & elites trashing new deal for 60 year - karma a bitch
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David McCarter - Microsoft MVP - Looking for remote work! @dotnetdave.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Hey, #dotnet community! I'm creating a list of companies that actively use Microsoft .NET so we can show our support by engaging with their businesses. Do you know any great companies using .NET? Drop them in the comments! I'll share the compiled list soon. Let’s build together! 🚀💻 #TechCommunity
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 11/05/2025
1989 Sony Watchman FDM-330 Portable Color LCD TV
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Mono’s build system was complicated over the need to bootstrap the C# compiler and the recursive dependencies that some assemblies had It took years of work, but in the end, anyone could build a fresh installation with “make install” and run our tests suites with “make check It was well worth it
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 11/05/2025
In 1986, Sony dropped the SMC-210, their first portable PC in the US
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 11/05/2025
This is a two-panel meme talking about "Programmers before" and "Programmers now" for lulz.

On the left, side we have "Programmers before," a muscular  dog wearing sunglasses and a long black coat stands confidently like matrix character and below that image text is a bulleted list aw follows:

* Take the red pill
* Escape the Matrix
* Rewrite the Matrix code
* Fix a bug
* Enter the Matrix again with the blue pill

On the right, text reads "Programmers now," a smallerdog sits with a questioning expression. Below this image is the text that reads: "How do I exit Vim?"
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 11/05/2025
Win 11 minimum requirements: * 1 GHz or faster with 2+ core * 4 GB RAM * 64+ GB disk space * TPM 2 must * Microsoft account #Linux minimum requirements: * Electricity
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 11/05/2025
From r/gamedev
Posted by u/Fragsworth • 9h ago

Give a man a game and he'll have fun for a day. Teach a man to make games and he'll never have fun again

+ 2.1k upvotes 

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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ummm…ask it?
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Dev Leader @devleader.ca · 20/04/2025
How many years will this take us? HOW MANY?! #SoftwareEngineering #Developers #Memes
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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James Eastham @jameseastham.co.uk · 20/04/2025
My Rust for .NET developers workshop is slowly coming together, first draft of the actual structure and contents pretty much complete. Still love the domain 😍 rustfor.net/docs/
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2025
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
NASA Satellite MESSENGER Sends Back First Image of Mercury from Orbit - From Goddard Space Flight Center - flic.kr/p/9unbvZ
NASA image captured March 29, 2011

Early this morning, at 5:20 am EDT, MESSENGER captured this historic image of Mercury. This image is the first ever obtained from a spacecraft in orbit about the Solar System's innermost planet. Over the subsequent six hours, MESSENGER acquired an additional 363 images before downlinking some of the data to Earth. The MESSENGER team is currently looking over the newly returned data, which are still continuing to come down. 

The dominant rayed crater in the upper portion of the image is Debussy. The smaller crater Matabei with its unusual dark rays is visible to the west of Debussy. The bottom portion of this image is near Mercury's south pole and includes a region of Mercury's surface not previously seen by spacecraft.

Over the next three days, MESSENGER will acquire 1185 additional images in support of MDIS commissioning-phase activities. The year-long primary science phase of the mission will begin on April 4, and the orbital observation plan calls for MDIS to acquire more than 75,000 images in support of MESSENGER's science goals.

On March 17, 2011 (March 18, 2011, UTC), MESSENGER became the first spacecraft to orbit the planet Mercury. The mission is currently in its commissioning phase, during which spacecraft and instrument performance are verified through a series of specially designed checkout activities. In the course of the one-year primary mission, the spacecraft's seven scientific instruments and radio science investigatio...
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 17/04/2025
The good news is that the constitution provides ways for Congress and the Judiciary to reign in a power-hungry president. The bad news is those people are all scared of him.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 17/04/2025
The Mormon Church teaches people to seek truth, then excommunicates people who tell it.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
theonion.com/show-me-wher...
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 17/04/2025
People are dunking on this, but what a great sign that a word has truly established itself in the lexicon.
screenshot of a Reddit post that says: 

What is Superman's "Kryptonite".
In literature, mythology, and comic books heroes often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable. I'm curious what fans here would consider to be Superman's "Kryptonite"?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
where my cowbirds at?
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Chris Woody Woodruff @handle.invalid · 16/04/2025
I'm learning Rust from a C# developer's perspective—one day at a time for 42 days. I have 36 days left. If you're curious how Rust stacks up against .NET, follow along here: woodruff.dev/from-c-to-ru... #RustLang #CSharp #DotNet #LearnRust #RustForCSharpDevs #42DaysOfRust
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From C# to Rust: A 42-Day Developer Challenge - Chris Woody Woodruff
I’ve spent over a decade writing C# and building solutions on .NET. But for six weeks, we will step outside the managed world of garbage collection and runtime JIT to dive headfirst into Rust—a system...
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David McCarter - Microsoft MVP - Looking for remote work! @dotnetdave.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Optimizing IEnumerable Counting in Microsoft.NET: The Fastest Approach Revealed To count elements in an IEnumerable collection, developers typically use the Count() method from System.Linq. Enumerable, with alternatives like TryGetNonEnumeratedCount() and LongCount() also available.
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Optimizing IEnumerable Counting in Microsoft.NET: The Fastest Approach Revealed
To count elements in an IEnumerable collection, developers typically use the Count() method from System.Linq. Enumerable, with alternatives like TryGetNonEnumeratedCount() and LongCount() also available.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 14/04/2025
The Talk
A two-panel cartoon humorously shows "the talk" across generations. The top panel shows parents giving their child the traditional "when two people love each other very much..." talk. The bottom panel reverses this, showing the grown child giving their parents "the talk" about "when someone calls and says they're from Microsoft Tech Support..." The cartoon uses simple, bright ideas to highlight the generational difference in the type of important conversations being had.
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Dev Leader @devleader.ca · 15/04/2025
What do you call a variable that's really good at swimming? … .. . A float!
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cm 🍁 @cmcalgary.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
ow my brain
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/04/2025
Trump Assures U.S. Farmers Barron Will Eat Their Crops
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Trump Assures U.S. Farmers Barron Will Eat Their Crops
WASHINGTON—In an effort to dispel any fears that the ongoing trade wars might negatively impact net profits, President Donald Trump reportedly assured U.S. farmers Monday that Barron would eat their c...
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 07/04/2025
You only hear ‘ulterior’ when it comes to motives. If you read ‘lo’ you’re probably about to ‘behold’ something. ‘Echelon’ seems to only be at one level: the upper one. If you’re confronted by ‘asunder,’ odds are it’s been ‘torn.’
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PlatyScript @tremorscript.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I forgot the name of that Iraqi general who kept saying that everything is fine while you could hear the sounds of bombs detonating while watching the press conference.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 06/04/2025
😂
A man stands nervously before an angel with a laptop. Angel says: "It says here you should be in hell but since you were a backend developer we will consider that as time served." The humor of the image relies on the stereotype that backend developer is a difficult and unpleasant job.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/04/2025
Mediterranean Tourists Go On Incredible Refugee-Watching Tour theonion.com/mediter...
Mediterranean Tourists Go On Incredible Refugee-Watching Tour
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Since taking office, Donald Trump has... -Attacked federal workers' bargaining rights -Fired workplace safety & health researchers -Paused a rule protecting workers from extreme heat -Put a former Amazon exec in charge of worker health & safety He's on an anti-worker warpath.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
i am not filled with confidence
screenshot that reads:

Dear Fan, 

Thank you for contacting MLB Support. We've received your request and have created a case for you: 

(some sort of template code)

One of our MLB Support agents will respond to you shortly.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2025
CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour
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Andrew Lock "Sock" @andrewlock.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Blogged: Creating SBOM attestations in GitHub Actions andrewlock.net/creating-sbo... In this post I show how you can create attestations for SBOM documents that you have created for your application or Nuget package #dotnet #security #github
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Creating SBOM attestations in GitHub Actions
In this post I show how you can create attestations for SBOM documents that you have created for your application or Nuget package
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Cory Booker could get another 15 hours of material simply by explaining the difference between UX and UI
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2025
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/04/2025
Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
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.NET @dot.net · 31/03/2025
〰️ Get the latest on #dotNETAspire 〰️ .NET Rocks and Rob Richardson discuss all the goodness that comes right out of the box with Aspire, including OpenTelemetry, containerization, good security practices, and the excellent dashboard. ...but there's so much more. msft.it/63326qeLdi
Show hosts for .NET Rocks Podcast playfully holding mics.
Text reads: .NET Aspire 9.1 with Rob Richardson
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/03/2025
Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed theonion.com/florida...
Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed
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Chris Woody Woodruff @handle.invalid · 28/03/2025
If you are trying to find some great devs, here are the first of two Starter Packs for .NET/Web Dev people go.bsky.app/E88KcDi
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