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Jesus's brother from another Heavenly Mother #lds #exmo #mormon #utah #satire

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Tautavelman @tautavelman.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Who could have guessed that advances in science coupled with the Internet would make it so easy for people to verify the church’s truth claims? Thank you @mormonsatan.com for confounding the profits, um prophets.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 18/06/2025
It's Time For Mike Lee To Resign. act.betterutah.org/sign/its-tim...
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It's Time For Mike Lee To Resign.
We are calling upon Senator Lee to resign from office for his cruel and divisive actions after the murder of MN Representative Hortman and her spouse, as well as the attack on Senator Hoffman and his ...
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 23/05/2025
I heard Cultch decided to repent of his evil ways. I'll miss you and your content buddy. Hit me up on your alt if you have one.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 18/05/2025
Prophets are human, they're allowed mistakes!" says the same church that blames your failed blessings on your own infallibility.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 16/05/2025
Unfortunately, Book of Mormon Theory didn't make the cut. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs53...
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When Did Humans ACTUALLY Get to the Americas?
YouTube video by SciShow
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 15/05/2025
Wow! This might be the most honest the Mormon church has ever been.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 15/05/2025
Is Russell M. Nelson a prophet for the poor and oppressed people of the world, or just for wealthy business owners and first world politicians? Because his priorities are pretty damn clear.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 14/05/2025
Can You Trust The Mormon Church?
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 13/05/2025
In the Mormon Church, men get to decide what women say.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 12/05/2025
Twelve elderly Utah CEOs with dementia claim to speak for God, but can’t answer basic questions about Church finances, abuse coverups, or doctrine.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 11/05/2025
It’s Mother’s Day! Be sure to pray to your Heavenly Father.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 10/05/2025
Obedience is the first law of the Mormon Church. And the second. And the third. And the fourth....
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 09/05/2025
Why would God give you a brain and then punish you for using it?
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 09/05/2025
In Mormonism, a 30-year-old bucket of wheat is considered less expired than a 22-year-old unmarried woman.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 09/05/2025
If the Mormon Church is politically neutral, then I’m a modestly dressed Relief Society president with a Starbucks habit.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 08/05/2025
A true church would lead the world in moral clarity. The Mormon Church must be dragged kicking and screaming decades behind everybody else.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 07/05/2025
If a child tells a bishop they’ve been sexually abused, the bishop is trained to call Mormon lawyers rather than the cops. If that child ever speaks out, the church will call them an apostate. The whole thing is just sickening.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 27/04/2025
Presenting facts to someone who can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction will always be a waste of time.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 24/04/2025
If God revealed eternal truth for you to share with the world, would you be so embarrassed that you revised it, hid it, or denied it? The Mormon Church was. ....it still is.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 22/04/2025
“Blessed are the poor,” Jesus said. “But not in the temple,” replied His church.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 22/04/2025
In Mormonism, God is cool with genocide, but not with a second earring.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 21/04/2025
Honestly, my heart hasn’t really been in the work of Satan lately. No matter how hard I try to lie to God’s children, the Mormon Church just does it better.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 20/04/2025
If divine gender roles really are eternal, why do they look exactly like 1950s Republican America?
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 20/04/2025
Corn? Replaced with wheat. Jaguars? Gone, have some horses. Pyramids? Nah, try forts. Sprinkle in steel and chariots, toss in a few thousand edits, and voilà: the most correct book on Earth. Yeah, right.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 19/04/2025
If the Mormon Church's ban on Black members holding the priesthood wasn’t racist, what would a racist policy even look like?
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 18/04/2025
The Mormon Church teaches that the truth will never lead you out of the Church. Yet that is where the truth leads.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 18/04/2025
In Mormonism, morality isn’t about what’s right, it’s about what’s authorized. That’s why apologizing for abuse gets you called an apostate, and covering it up gets you called a bishop.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 17/04/2025
You’re more likely to be excommunicated from the Mormon Church for criticizing how it handles CSA than for committing it.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 17/04/2025
The Mormon Church teaches people to seek truth, then excommunicates people who tell it.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 16/04/2025
If obedience to power keeps you silent in the face of harm, then it isn’t valiance. It’s complicity. Valiance is standing up even when you’re told to sit down.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 16/04/2025
Mormonism: come for the priesthood blessing that promise your sadness will go away, stay for the crushing guilt when it doesn’t.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 15/04/2025
A perfect God, speaking through fallible prophets, using flawed men, to conduct invasive interviews, to decide if you’re “clean” enough for His presence. Sure Jan. Nothing absurd about that.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 15/04/2025
“Families are forever,” says the same institution that excommunicates, disfellowships, and estranges faster than it cuts off a gay BYU student that owns a coffee pot.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 15/04/2025
The Mormon Church teaches that it’s wrong to steal bread to feed your family, but never teaches that it’s wrong to hoard bread while families starve.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 15/04/2025
Why is it that every time abuse is exposed in the Mormon Church, members defend the institution more than the victims? And why is it that leaving that culture is seen as a crisis, not a cure?
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 15/04/2025
"Without the church, how will you know right from wrong?” Buddy, I once bore my testimony about a lost car key. I’ll figure it out.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 14/04/2025
@aoc.bsky.social takes the stage in Salt Lake City.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 05/03/2025
Porn Shoulders. www.tiktok.com/@mormon_sata...
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Porn Shoulders Limerick #fyp #pornshoulders
TikTok video by Mormon Satan
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 05/03/2025
Another Mormon leader, another sex abuse case. The pattern is clear: The Mormon Church builds trust in authority figures, shields them from scrutiny, and protects the institution over victims. This isn’t bad luck—it’s a system working exactly as designed. www.fox13now.com/news/crime/f...
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Former LDS branch president charged with alleged raped of teenager
A former branch president with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has been charged with the rape of a teenager.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 04/03/2025
If you want to keep your testimony of Mormonism strong, avoid the truth at all costs.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 03/03/2025
If you think this is the last wave of sexual abuse lawsuits against the Mormon Church, I have a handcart to sell you. When you systemically protect predators instead of victims, the consequences don’t just go away. www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2025/03/02/w...
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Wave of sexual abuse lawsuits filed against LDS church in San Diego and across California
Plaintiffs in San Diego and across state allege Mormon church failed to stop childhood sexual abuse by church leaders
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 01/03/2025
The Mormon Church fears that if you stop listening to them, misery, confusion, and despair will follow. But that’s THEIR fear—it doesn’t have to be yours. Face it. Question. Discover. See what it feels like to think for yourself.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 27/02/2025
Doubt your doubts. Question your questions. Second-guess your second thoughts. But never, under any circumstances, apply this level of scrutiny to your beliefs. Critical thought is how Satan gets you.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 24/02/2025
Combined a couple posts from last week into a video.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 24/02/2025
Leaving the Mormon Church is dangerous. Without it, how will you know not to lie about your finances, cover up abuse, or commit tax fraud? Better stay in, just to be safe.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 22/02/2025
Leaving Mormonism comes with guilt—guilt for failing, for disappointing family, for questioning at all. But here’s the truth: You didn’t fail. You weren’t weak. You didn’t betray anyone. You just saw what was there all along. And that takes more courage than staying ever did.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 21/02/2025
Based on some satire from my website, How God failed to accomplish His goals when He confounded human language. www.tiktok.com/@mormon_sata...
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How the Tower of Babel failed to accomplish God's goals. #chu#churchofjesuschrist #exmo #fyp #bible
TikTok video by Mormon Satan
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 20/02/2025
Video editing is a new skill and I promise I will get better at it. Here is my first attempt over on TikTok where I wonder why the Mormon Church needs to lie. If you could follow me over there, I would really appreciate it. t.co/gD8wTJS6e4
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https://www.tiktok.com/@mormon_satan/video/7473550866209951006?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7447577683644958238
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 19/02/2025
I just saw Bigfoot with my spiritual eyes.
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Mormon Satan @mormonsatan.com · 14/02/2025
Before 2005, the temple washing and anointing included anointing your "loins." Everyone who went through the temple knew this would happen—yet no one told you in advance. And nobody asked if it was okay.
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