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Raccoon in a trench coat. Definitely did not bite that person on Reddit. Digging through the trash for the treasure

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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pika chew
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday is just a few hours away
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Always assume IT can see everything. Much of the time we don’t care what you are doing as long as it’s legal and doesn’t violate some company or agency rule to grossly
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am in favor of this
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel attacked
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t clap for this person…but I would maybe be ok with them getting the clap. Yes I know I am not a good person for this
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Within a decade we will learn some of these “disappeared” people were sent places that it was known would just outright kill them or work them to death as slave labor.
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“We’ve tried nothing and we are all out of ideas”
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nothing like having one person in your org that knows how a system many rely on works and then having that system break down when that person is out
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s the awesome possums @possumqueen.bsky.social birthday today. Give her a Happy Birthday possum scream if you want
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Banana Splits have dropped out of Ed Sheeran’s tour
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Banana Splits Band Performance
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s super into grooming
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not shocked at all by this
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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The Witcher: Yennefer's Power
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Dog's Surprised Reaction: Wut What
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Counterpoint, many are not just political enemies but are humanities enemies
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Gold Member Coming Through
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just read Ayn Rand for the answers
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There is a silent rage within me yearning to claw itself free and descend upon the land in fire and destruction
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m so fucking tired
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Reason number 101,090 of why we need single payer or at least to take the profit incentive out of medical and make it all non-profits with a lot of oversight in a lot of areas
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/08/2026
Public safety does not come from masked armed agents taking people off our streets.

To immigrant New Yorkers: you belong in this City, and this City stands with you.

If you need legal support, our Immigration Legal Support Hotline is free, confidential and available regardless of your immigration status. Call 1-800-354-0365.
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Radius Server go down the hole
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Spongebob Squarepants: Screaming Internally
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Chemistry joke on a sticker
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So what does mean in actual laws and policy priorities? I know they don’t want to very specific but even a general list would be good. Something like Raise taxes on those making of 5 million a year Eliminating means testing for most benefits Increasing food, housing and medical assistance
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Center for American Regression is more like it. What’s coming next and seems to already be happing is parents complaining that another child is so much bigger, stronger or skilled so they must be trans.
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Ray🏳️‍🌈 🇲🇫🇺🇸 @ray-sol1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
To all my gay and trans peeps on Bluesky. Please feel free to reskeet. 🫶🦋 Let's be kind to one another ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤
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Rodrigo Ghedin @manualdousuario.net · 16/07/2026
Meta glasses ad vandalized in London manualdousuario.net/en/they-live-me…
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Meta glasses ad vandalized in London
Everything about this story is wonderful, from the activist group’s name to the surgical vandalism to the not-so-subtle nod to the classic ”They Live”, John Carpenter’s 1988 film…
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell in the same month is absolutely a sign. The only question now is who will complete the rule of three?
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So anyone thinking Mitch can still fog a mirror?
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“It passed the first test, I didn’t go blind.”
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Schism Schism Schism
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Biblically accurate jug
Greenish brown jug with eyes all over and two handles
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
if you see this post your mentor
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Sly Cooper's Suggestive Look in Paris
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Jokes on you I don’t even goto Arby’s
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So murder rates aren’t declining as much then
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Oh Joy Sex Toy @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image) Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts) Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. 

An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. 

Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. 

Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end.
Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago

Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. 
Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.

Text: We invented the condom before steel.
Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it.
Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE

Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?.
Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago.

Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
Image: A barley field.
Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago.

Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If you see this, post an Archer.
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Robin Hood Shoots Arrow
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Added this to my main playlist for no reason youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0
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Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Claude can eat an AI donkey dick
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I have 5 weeks of time off if I add my vacation, comp time and some other time off other than sick time and will have over 40 more hours by end of July. Maybe I should take a few days off. lol
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Get Smart: Missed It By That Much
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of Elves
TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of Elves

DESCRIPTION: Three different types of elves stand on a patch of grass. The Keebler elf, with red hat, green suit jacket, yellow pants, red vest, yellow tie and brown shoes holds up a cookie. A grizzled looking little man with a long white beard pears out of one eye, hands on his hides, squatting. He wears a green hat, green shirt, brown pants and brown boots. Next to him is a tall, Tolkien-style elf. He has long blonde hair, a light green outfit with superfluous fabric draping over his arms and down his legs. A sword hangs from behind his waist. A papyrus-looking scroll reads above them: Elves come in a weird spectrum. They can be an immortal supermodel, a woodlands horror, or a little dork who makes little dork cookies.

JOKES:
- (pointing to Keebler elf) Absolutely refuses to participate in team-building exercises unless it involves an IMMENSE amount of fudge.
- (pointing to Keebler elf) Also: Something about his face looks like he’s about to start singing “I’M JUST A BILL, YES I’M ONLY A BILL”
- (pointing to woodland elf) Whereas a Germanic elf is just leftover troll parts held together with wood glue and spite.
- (pointing to Tolkien elf) Refuses to greet you until you hear his short poem about the moon (Runtime: NINE HOURS)
- Has the vibe of a Broadway director being FORCED to go see a batman movie.
- Disputes all your history trivia with “Nay, ’twas NEVER so. For I walked these paths before the dawn of men.”
- (pointing to previous joke) Ok fine! JEEZ! BRING IT DOWN A NOTCH THERE, GLORFINDEL.
- Sure, it’s nice to have “the light of the two trees” inside you, but it makes for weird farts.

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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@possumqueen.bsky.social started a rewatch today. It really is a very good show that I hope will be revisited in the future in some way
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Zestresowany szop @trashpandajedi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A possum gave me these
A pack of Dr Pepper flavored Tic Tacs
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