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22. I like dogs much better. toucanxxix.github.io/social 🖼️by @supervovo2004.bsky.social

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Spoiled @spoiledart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Isn’t she precious 💚 #ivy #deadlock
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deffie @asteroidblues.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
crude drawing of an angel
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20h
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
heartbreaking: yakub has admitted to switching over to using AI to generate new types of white people
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Toucan @toucans-nest.com · 13/10/2026
:3
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
prefer analogue CDs, the sound is much warmer
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Some of the most beautiful software engineering ever happens in public bathroom stalls at 2am. if you know you know
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In C23 variables have pronouns and misgendering is undefined behavior. And no you can't just always use they, smartass. It literally won't compile
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 31/03/2026
have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.
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Mashjinken @buttnmash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is only a drill.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
photo of cat looking at thinkpad, captioned "2nd Gen X1 Carbon"
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Sir Space Dragon @sirspacedragon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t even play the game lol I just think the Rat King has a fantastic design
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Toucan @toucans-nest.com · 03/10/2026
oh yeah
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Toucan @toucans-nest.com · 02/10/2026
Rat King 🥴
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we've located bussy
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 04/01/2025
e621 tags:

graphics card (61 posts)
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Fisher @ohheythatfisher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 25/09/2026
A hero's final rest. #lego #bionicle
A colourful drawing of line art and watercolour of bionicle Toa Tahu. The Red Orange one. Resting against a tree in the woods. At his feet are the 5 masks of all the other original bionicles heroes. A Spot of sunshine comes through the trees. Wide enough to form a circle in the shape of Tahu and ailluminate him in the otherwise dark forest. Toa is covvered in rust and dust. Leafs spout from his shoulders and mask. His plating looks old and battered. One may wonder how long he has been here.
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the missile may know where it is at all times, but I sure as hell don't...
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•13• @starlordzendo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Big fat idiot dragon dum-dum stuck in a maze
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plork @hemuchang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gotta keep him addicted to the chase
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Toucan @toucans-nest.com · 21/09/2026
also than you linux for gaslighting me into thinking thats its broken. turns out the polish keyboard layout broke. again
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Toucan @toucans-nest.com · 21/09/2026
love going through old code that i wrote. what did i mean when i put unicode parsing straight into the key input handler
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
<<STICK WITH TRIGGER AND YOU’LL MAKE IT>>
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STEP ⭐✨ NFC @vulpvibes.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
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Toucan @toucans-nest.com · 19/09/2026
fuuck i forgot buldak is NOT white people spicy
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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scary word: ivy 👻 @proxi.dog · 18/09/2026
me: do I want to go for animal style on the fries... how hungry am i.. deadlock seven tulpa: their team is down, let's take what's ours! me: ok animal style please
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 14/09/2026
No really this whole privacy section is incredible and every review should have one.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@tomwalkerisgood

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor
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Toucan @toucans-nest.com · 12/09/2026
it's been so long since I've walked home this early(late). I've forgotten how beautiful the city is when it's empty
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Uncollared Disperser @goopypanther.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
typical view inside the headspace
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Toucan @toucans-nest.com · 09/09/2026
ah, the kirkiversary celebrations have started
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
glistening
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Cass ʕ´•㉨•`ʔ @soildweller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a little chalk doodle to start my morning
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Marf @marf.dog · 08/09/2026
A cut-out of the below animal cocking its head, except with the 🏳️‍🌈❔emojis added
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Aeon 🔜 Somewhere City ΘΔ& @throughtheaeons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
shot my left nut off with a 38 snub nose revolver trying to set the world right again
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Aeon 🔜 Somewhere City ΘΔ& @throughtheaeons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
federal agent just came to my door to grab my nuts gingerly for 35 seconds
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
fl studio continues to mystify me with such interface features as "knob that you turn until it says 'yes.'" what are you talking about
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Dinghy @dinghymanokit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
y’know how fishing is earth shatteringly terrifying from the fishes perspectiv? I imagine that’s what aliens visiting earth would be like. We’re all horrified and chět and glorb are just crushing space beers, shootin the space shit, while they pull people up and toss em back.
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Serpent_x @zorrito.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
fox mcgregor
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Peyton @gee-man.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Priority subject for termination, high on the list." Happy belated 3 years to AC6, the game that made me a believer again. Here's the full version of the art I did for the AC zine, Records Analysis @armoredcorezine.bsky.social. Glory to the Planetary Closure Administration. #ArmoredCore
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Ripley @h0lycr0w.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
forgot to add this one
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fire season ⚡ (2020) #art
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Toucan @toucans-nest.com · 28/08/2026
shoutout amd drivers for protecting me from playing warthunder (driver crashes as soon as i try to boot up the game)
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Bonfire Demon @bonfiredemon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Commemorative doodle of my fellow walkers
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mikey (swag) @mikeyswag13.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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