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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷

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Fantasy and horror enthusiast.

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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SPOILERS FOR CASTLEVANIA: BELMONT'S CURSE Oh, I'm afraid the rule 34 pages will be quite operational when your game arrives.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shit, this first boss in the Castlevania: Belmont's Curse demo is kicking my ass.
Rose Belmont facing down the first boss in Castlevania: Belmont's Curse.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's amazing to think that American media kissed Israel's ass so hard for so long that they thought they could call MS. RACHEL an antisemite for saying it's bad to turn Palestinian children into double amputees and it somehow wouldn't devalue the label at all.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyway, it's October 1st, which means it's time to reread Carmilla and (maybe) Dracula, if I feel like it.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And they want us to be mad at the suggestion that this is anything less than the greatest country in the world.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still kind of inconceivable how many people died or will die because of the death of USAID. And the world’s richest man did it almost as a joke
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The backlash to "Primetime" went from "Check the hard drive of anyone who doesn't think Chris Hansen saved every child in the world and resuscitated a million puppies" to rank antisemitism so quickly that the two arguments must be one and the same.
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∂ire @dire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Steel Ball Run Outro if it was good:
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta love Guinness, a glass of bread.
Me, drinking a glass of Guinness
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Democrats need to act like we're in a fucking war.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No thanks. Man Carrying Thing had the final word on the alleged merits of "Surrounded" last year.
m.youtube.com
basically every Jubilee video
YouTube video by Man Carrying Thing
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THAT'S SWELL, MARK! BUT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF AFGHANISTAN!
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WE ARE SO BACK! #BillsMafia
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#BillsMafia
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Waterboy We
Alt: Waterboy We Suck Again
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know Kincaid had My Hero by Foo Fighters playing in his head before he got that fuck-ass turnover. Stop getting cocky. #BillsMafia
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As soon as I heard that the Chargers were 0-2, I knew the Bills were gonna choke.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to see this documentary.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Failing New York Times
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the mirror, I could swear I trimmed the beard down to almost nothing to accentuate the mustache, but the camera disagrees.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This guy's gonna interfere in the next presidential primary.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Supreme Court with an entirely antagonistic relationship with the citizenry literally doesn't need to exist anymore. Fuck it.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is just really cool and more politicians could do cool stuff like this if they cared.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm neither here nor there on Chris Hansen, but the replies and reskeets are exposing me once again to the number of Bluesky people who don't get jokes.
Robert Pattinson standing awkwardly in the kitchen
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait a minute, I'm so burned out on illiterate Republican voters that "same-sex bathrooms" is only hitting me 12 hours later. Did she mean to complain about trans kids in bathrooms, or does she think sharing the bathroom with other boys is gonna turn her sons gay?
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For the record, he's not starting these wars to distract from the Epstein files. He knows he's not going to be punished for being a pedophile. He's starting wars because he's bored and needy.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will never use an LLM, I write my own dumb crap nobody reads
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lmao so Netanyahu was the one telling the American news orgs to mention Hasan Piker every day?
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like some fuckin slap-dick moderation team.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is exactly what I’m afraid of. That as soon as we get Trump out of office, all the Democrats are gonna be like “we need to get back to the job of running the country.” No. I want trials and prison sentences. I want disgorgements of wealth. I want exile.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some of these Democrats flat-out do not want to win.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's no reason to even risk the extradition power landing in the hands of a Republican governor, so Newsom must just fucking hate trans people.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Do you think the government of Israel is committing a genocide?”
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me to my dogs when they're barking at the front window
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These pestilent, traitorous, cowhearted, yeasty codpieces are going to kick all the healthy people off the enrollment to turn it all into high-risk pools by making up fraud because they couldn't get it done at a legislative level.
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Liam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The actual clip of him saying this is so awesome. Absolutely brutal and from the sounds of it, deservedly so.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"America loves country music" is the kind of take that could only be controversial on Bluesky dot app.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is one of the men who denied that Trump wrote, drew, and signed his name on that birthday card to Epstein.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want these people behind bars. Democrats, you better run on putting J.D. Vance and Dr. Oz in prison.
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Oh, that makes sense. Blade and Lestat are boys. Blade loves his music." 😂
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Replying to @chaos_ogre #blade #bloodrave #vampires
TikTok video by Derek K. Moore
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🦇🎃TotalTim🧛🕷 @totaltim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't get backstabbed by Gavin Newsom if you wisely distrust him from the start.
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