Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 3hBro I heard he Farted once. How could you be represented by someone like that? 040
Reposted by Total NerdAnil Dash @anildash.com · 09/10/2026Incredible to see a Dem who's had a sip of the "don't be a fuckin' coward" juice 447825
Reposted by Total NerdDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is RFK Jr. to blame for the food recalls? 717339
Reposted by Total Nerdjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast 667330410
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I tried one time when I had a bad batch of a product and wanted a free coupon, but didn't want a free coupon enough to craft an email. What it spit out was the most aggressive asshole-sounding email. I deleted it all and just said "hey, product bad, here's batch number" and they sent the coupon. 020
Reposted by Total NerdMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Me reading DUNE decades ago: "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind," haha, religious zealots are so weird Me now: Slack referring to itself as "me" in a notification is an obscenity and the people who programmed it to do that will not see heaven 522047
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I agree with you on travelers but hate to inform you that we are, in fact, out of it 011
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And ensure golden parachutes are overridden in such cases. 010
Reposted by Total NerdJulia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026if you think the way PBS is framing this issue (see QT below) is a joke, please read & share my latest essay, which flips that framing, exposing its many flaws: juliaserano.medium.com/on-democrats...juliaserano.medium.comOn Democrats Who Cave in Response to Anti-Trans Attack Adsand more importantly: a response to all the cis people responding to the way that trans people are responding to said Democrats’ responses 8391155
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Is the "unflinching support" in the room with us now? 071
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"Did Biden drop out?" trended on election day 2024. You can never underestimate the depths of the uninformed voter. 030
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How do we get state-wide universal healthcare so residents can start businesses without risk of personal medical bankruptcy? 000
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Core memory unlocked. I remember this game being extremely hard, even with a game genie 010
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026In Baltimore during rush hour there are crossing guards at some intersections. Light was changing soon so I started jogging. Guard yelled over "SIR, ABSOLUTELY NO NEED TO HUSTLE. I _LOVE_ MAKING THEM WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE RED UN THE FACE" #CharmCity 030
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026That's because energy transition has been a direct economic positive now, vs an indirect economic positive later. The former is the easy sell, whether you care about climate change or not. Adaption (and prevention) looks like the latter, and fuckall has been done. 020
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Rummaging through the basement as a teenager. "Mom, I think a rat died on top of these doll clothes" "oh no, honey, that's your birthday suit!" 000
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Proxy votes. I.e. "I, in good mental standing and of this bona fide mortal realm, say it's okay for someone else to vote on my behalf in this committee" 000
Reposted by Total NerdJVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Surely there is some mistake! There's no way this tax applies to me, a retired diplomat who lives in Paris who spent millions of dollars renovating the 12 million dollar apartment I never intended to live in. There must be some mistake 544131692
Reposted by Total NerdThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2026Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race 415101538
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I'm sure there's leadership approval, but it's worth considering Confirmation Bias: once they have 51 (or 60, or 218) votes locked down, they stop trying to convince more people. If they don't have that number, they don't put it to vote. 020
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Drugs might sound cool, kids, but if you take drugs, you might feel like you're FLYING, or have a conversation with a TALKING TREE, or discover the MEANING OF LIFE. Doesn't sound so RAD now, does it?? 000
Reposted by Total NerdJeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 09/07/2026If you're not singing outside your range at karaoke, are you really doing karaoke 11318
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026How long can a senator be legally braindead (in the literal sense)? If they were to get hit by a bus on day 1 of their term, declared brain dead, would they be allowed to stay on life support for the next 6 years as a sitting senator? 010
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026static.klipy.comThe Goonies Chunk: Come On!Alt: The Goonies Chunk: Come On! 060
Reposted by Total NerdMatt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 30/06/2026after re-reading the Prairieland indictment I should probably disclose that I am a member of an "Antifa Cell" (Signal group chat w/disappearing messages) practicing "need-to-know" (not posting on petsitter dot com) "opsec" (coordinating with local catsitters before going out of town) 2506
Reposted by Total NerdLauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts 196133276753
Total Nerd @totalnerd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Bro literally poured hydrogen peroxide on uncured paint and is shocked it peeled. 000
Reposted by Total NerdBear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rod literally created the Twilight Zone because he took a teleplay about racism that kept getting rejected, changed the victims to aliens, and execs were like “Neat! Now THIS is good stuff!” Once he saw producers were blind to social metaphor if you add a lil sci-fi, boom, TV’s greatest was born 328269
Reposted by Total NerdDr. Prakash Kashwan @pkashwan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Hey Bluesky! My apologies for my post about Jeff Bezos' statement on prioritizing water consumption for data centers over human consumption. It was fake news. To make amends, I contacted the Founder/Editor of the Print, who had it fixed. Here is the report: theprint.in/feature/jeff...theprint.inAI is not a threat, it will create more jobs, says Jeff BezosSkipping fears of mass unemployment, Bezos used his VivaTech panel to argue that an 'artificial general engineer' just creates more tasks. 67428
Reposted by Total NerdvILLAGE GENIOUS @suddenlygarmo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026at least the Nazis had the sense to have Hugo Boss dress them. this is gildan tshirt fascism 32486
