Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 40mshinji is not playable in sonic crossworlds racing because unfortunately it's funnier for him to be suffering and fighting angels by himself while asuka and rei are having a fun day with spongebob 0517
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/10/2026knights of guinevere is very Sci-Fi Channel Saturday Anime (1995) to me personally i think it is beautiful 0376
Reposted by Topher FlorenceCatsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Knights of Guinevere" Episode 2 : "Wolves Around The Corner". Now out >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=vluX... 1308116
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the truck from city escape has been compromised to a permanent end 2657154
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i don't know what happens in the movie digger but i assume that he's sort of an ernest or madea style character and we'll get to see the series continue with titles like "digger saves halloween" or "digger down under" or whatever 211434
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 08/10/2026post crash world where the legacy of generative ai persists in the wasteland: people look with hunger and revulsion upon our mutated sponge foods on faded laminated menus, storytellers tell the fable of the stout woman who smashed a glass bridge with a boulder, travelling minstrels sing bbl drizzy 0384
Reposted by Topher FlorenceRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"?? 451255332
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i bet it would be fun to run one of those youtube channels that tries to squeeze regular animal crossing news from a stone but for something that's not even popular like Bug! for sega saturn. i feel like doing Bug! clickbait for no one would be a good mental exercise like writing essays in school 47612
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026jem deserves at minimum the same amount of attempts at movie reboots as the ninja turtles 092
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026as the creator of the overused and misused term "surf dracula" i have to say that metaphorically, count dracula is my personal frankenstein's monster 329461
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026yes this is done in an old fashioned transatlantic accent of course 1360
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026r u really even living life if u cannot call your close homies of all genders "my sweet treasure" "dearest buttercup" and "light of my life" when u ask 2 pass the salt or something 212831
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026peitition for the star wars corporation put the donald faison character "hype fazon" into the racing game if they didn't already 0317
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026reading a very dumb comic about a 1980s businessman who keeps forrest gumping his way into investing in apple computers, the movie top gun, etc, but cell phones are ubiquitous and 21st century styled which is pretty funny. the past is simply collapsed into "old". a glimpse into future period pieces 230942
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if the star trek preschool show is any indication, i assume this will cause extremely funny arguments among wiki editors 518337
Reposted by Topher FlorenceColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026you already know (after some delay) what's up (steam sale rec thread is what's up) as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, or just plain weirder games, as big name titles don't tend to need the help. with that said, onwards! 17713262
Reposted by Topher FlorenceTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 26/12/2025*waking up at 3am tossing and turning*: how could they never put peggle 2 on pc??? 46515
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026you have activated me to post the absolutely pointless fact that the only version of the song with the proper full "embrace a magic" lyric correctly sung is a random rerecord from a rhythm game youtu.be/cjPFVE8PVX8?...youtu.beBurning Hearts ～炎のANGEL～YouTube video by Naofumi Hataya - Topic 1102
Reposted by Topher Florenceizzy curse-trel @iznaut.com · 06/05/2025pokémon npcs before they challenge you to a fight: 2990251
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this fellow at quakeworld 1996 has a very similar look, voice, and mannerism to popular streamer jerma985 2519
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500" 0565148
Reposted by Topher FlorenceSean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Will always love Omega Boost for sampling Julie Andrews and making it cool as shit 821159
Reposted by Topher FlorenceBachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I made a gofundme because being homeless is going to kill me. Please spread the word that two of our great living artists are begging for money so they can finally get their lives back. www.gofundme.com/f/help-bache...gofundme.comDonate to Help Bachelor Soft and Francine Find a Safe Home, organized by Bachelor SoftI am Bachelor Soft, an artist, writer, and video game developer. My p… Bachelor Soft needs your support for Help Bachelor Soft and Francine Find a Safe Home 141108
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sorry everyone i was just about to write the bill and ted-esque perfect song that would have brought about an era of world peace but i forgot it cuz the theme song to waynehead got stuck in my brain 2364
Reposted by Topher FlorenceBrandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp... 5458102563
Reposted by Topher FlorenceBachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I see my neurologist next week! I do not have the funds needed to travel there! It is going to cost at least $100 for me + my partner. We also don't have the funds needed to stay sheltered beyond tonight! It's a long, miserable story! Any help is appreciated. Thank you!! ko-fi.com/bachelor_sof...ko-fi.comBuy Bachelor Soft a CoffeeBecome a supporter of Bachelor Soft today! 0214
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I like the settlements in Iconoclasts, I like building the town in the fake Animal Crossing timewaster Happy Street, I like the River City Toronto in Scott Pilgrim. I like the little mini-villages in Tomba. I love little flat clockwork cities so much, y'all 1211
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am baiting you to engage with me: What are y'alls favorite 2D, side-scrolling, side view, video game towns with NPCs? Zelda 2? Panic on Funkotron? Maple Story? Wonder Boy? West of Loathing? 22294
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To celebrate fall being the start of soup and grilled cheese season, today's Topher Treat on the food channel is a fucked up Krispy Kreme style donut with a mozzarella center brushed with garlic butter and a weird glob of gelatinized tomato soup injected in there like a torus shaped hot pocket 0312
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All right agents, here's today's posting agenda: A: Talking about whether Solitaire is an extraction shooter B. The VP will be wearing a bad sweater at 3pm so we're riffing on that C. Everyone piles on to a rando who says medium rare steak is "elitist" Let's spread some good malaise out there! 010828
Reposted by Topher FlorenceEverest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm very please to announce a public release of my drag-and-drop bookmarking, game-making, and wandering tool Scrubjay! Scrubjay is a weird website builder that lets you cobble together web elements, images, links, text fragments, etc into a series of nested rooms... 25916331
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what's extra weird is that the voice of sonic on the netflix cartoon has basically the best garfield impression despite not actually playing him www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMvD...youtube.comSonfield GarficYouTube video by Capsyst Animations 1426
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Somehow, a random background cameo by M'Ress from Star Trek the Animated Series 032590
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thank you all for your kind words, prayers, and overwhelming support. It really means more than you could know. 0361
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My wonderful father, who instilled in me the love of computer and comics and weird cartoons, has passed away. Any support you could give to help our family would be appreciated. gofund.me/a724331e4gofund.meDonate to Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs, organized by T. FlorenceWe are heartbroken at the passing of William Florence at the age of 7… T. Florence needs your support for Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs 31587623
Reposted by Topher Florence〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you will go here in your dreams tonight. 2019244
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026getting mad when subtitles tell me [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] when the music isn't intriguing enough 07011
Reposted by Topher FlorenceAnimation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In the '80s, some of the world's most fascinating animation was made in Uzbekistan. It was a time of "absolute creative freedom with full funding." We're looking at the story behind the scene, and at the gems it produced: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/visions-in... 71070347
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026now class, for a few days a month, something special and unique happens to women: they have an incurable painful ache to play a long deleted browser game with a name like "visions of horsetopia" that was made by a couple in wisconsin and somehow has silmarillion level lore 28820
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026in a world where blockbuster video style monoculture existed, or if it had been advertised at all, that jon hamm fletch movie woulda been a stone cold top 20 Dad Classic and they woulda already made like 3 more of em 3417
Reposted by Topher FlorenceAbby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 21/09/2026Remember that everyone you meet is fighting a battle you cannot see. Against the mighty army of Invisible Belgium. And you, too, must take up arms against their diabolical European schemes 59313
Reposted by Topher FlorenceToby Jones @tobytobyjones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026RIP Gerrit Graham, one of my all time favorite actors. Here are some highlights from his most underrated role, Dr. Pankow in Parker Lewis Can't Lose. 46314
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Enough granular game design pitch details in this article to trick people into designing it for real and I respect that 0425
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 18/09/2026this show is going to be cash flow postive: i will play doctor who, it's mostly gonna be filmed on my phone, one of the companions is a sock puppet, the doctor will read the names of patreon backers on tv, a couple of episodes are just camcorder footage of the bill and ted show at universal studios 1492
