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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Android Auto before: Me: Play kpop demon hunters golden AA: Sure <plays song> Android Auto Gemini: Me: Play kpop demon hunters golden AA: I've found 12 songs named golden (lists them), would you like one of these? Me: yes kpop demon hunters AA: more chat <plays obscure acoustic cover version>

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

On classical music album covers why are in the ubiquitous headshots the women mostly smiling and the men mostly doing that weird tortured contemplating something pose?

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RAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Cats 🐱 rule the world 🌎 😊😺🐾🥰

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Ranking of best to worst post office PMs. As in entirely based on post office dignity/quality of any public utterances/ability to not shit the bed. Something like Major Brown May Sunak Cameron Johnson Truss Blair The noble strategy of shutting up gets you mid table. Truss being ignored pips Blair

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Only two historical metaphors in one sentence? Show some ambition.

D day for spygate. What's at stake and what could happen.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

HMRC official going about their business sending Angela Rayner her investigation results knowing it's going to cause some shit today.

static.klipy.com

Tom Hanks: Aaannddd Send It

ALT: Tom Hanks: Aaannddd Send It

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I know there's a lot of window dressing going on here, but basically if I'm still alive at 93 I'll be pretty pleased. Fair play to her.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Ed Milliband and Andy Burnham are leadership contenders. José Mourinho heading to the Bernabéu. Tbh 2010 is a terrible year to head for and I've no idea where they are going with this at all.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I've made a terrible mistake. Curiosity and naivety got the better of me and I'm watching Ben Hur (2016). Learn from my hubris.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I can't shake the image of him holding court at the BAFTA after-party as Stephen Graham and Steve Coogan quiz him on how to make the most out of their clubcards.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Kier Starmer resignation speculation being covered on Newsround. He's lost the kids. I've seen enough.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Ok stupid game. Maptap but finding Antipodes. Aiming for the biggest negative score. www.maptap.gg May 8 12😝 1🤮 4😭 3🤮 3🤮 Final score: -240

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

8 1/2 hours of this may be the cheap, quick and efficient answer to more non custodial sentencing the UK has been looking for.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I will watch it as it going to be right up my street and I'm looking forward to it. But in the back of my mind is the fact giving a story named Odyssey, often described as an epic to Christopher Nolan is just asking for trouble.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Final photo of the final session of the final day of heriditary peers sitting in the house of lords.

A photo of the house of lords benches with dune nukkem crudely placed on top

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

My favorite part of The Hunt for Red October is when Jack Ryan explains what turbulence is to a British Airways flight attendant

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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 23/04/2026

Noughties indie lyrics by Ed Jones. Perfect.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

People are assuming this is a new development in salmon, but I'm sorry "I'm gunna swim up this mountain, who's with me?" is pretty suspicious. Sure buddy, only once in a while is it, if you say so

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The new candy crush 3D is quite hard. Stuck on level 12 if anyone has any tips?

Picture of a bald man with plastic jewels stuck on his head.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Pet peeve. When only the deluxe album is available on streaming. When you know it well you start humming the first bars of the next song, then something else you've never heard comes along. I love finding new music, but I also want the nostalgic warm milk of that exact* CD I used to own sometimes

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Lots of people talk about using their funeral to take the piss one last time. But total respect to people who actually do so. RIP Sandra.

bbc.co.uk

Pot Noodle-loving gran has favourite flavour in her coffin

Sandra Burnell would eat beef and tomato Pot Noodles every night.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Mood: Rail replacement bus service.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Well, yes and no.

headline "quantum computers are coming- do we need ethical guidelines?"

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

"To the town hall!" "Ur no, the sausages aren't done yet, we've got to follow the Nord line towards the big Carrefour for a bit"

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Not falling for this one yet again. "Standard's pretty low really, not too serious at all -just a bit of a run out". -CRUNCH

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Transatlantic stowaway fox. Respect her gumption, just I hope her social media feed isn't political.

nytimes.com

A Red Fox’s Fantastic Voyage Starts in England and Leads to the Bronx

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Paul J Davies @pauljdavies.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

"Here are the keys to my frustrated nostalgia. May it make your lives as small and bitter as it did mine."

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I bet some staff are secretly pissed the fully staffed ghost train got cancelled. Imagine the bliss of being scheduled on your first Monday morning train to the buffet car on an empty train, and you could just read a book or whatever. Best gig on an Avanti.

Headline, decision on Manchester London ghost train was uniformed regulator admits.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Tfw you forget to cancel your free peace board trial membership in time but you've already given them your credit card details.

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I got chiles They’re multiplying

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TEK @teknasty.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

New Batman

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Left: Never washes a tea spoon, leaves it on the side in a little puddle. Centre: Ate a kebab in the office for lunch in September which stank. Right: Gave his boss profanisaurus in the secret Santa. All three on standing in the rain during the big January storm duty.

3 sky news reporters in the rain reporting on a storm

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Wake up babe. A new unit of astronomical measurement just dropped.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

It must be fun doing the social media for a low stakes embassy/country pair. This or the cheese toasty that made people thirsty as fun soft diplomacy. Without the need to be earnest or the risk of accidentally starting a massive incident that would come with a more aggro embassy/country pairing.

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Just defrosted the freezer, with all the contents in the garden when it's sub zero outside. Am I unjustifiably smug with my pretty basic plan? Yes.

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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Feels like a good morning to tell Bluesky the story about when I overdosed on my underwear, so let’s do this! 🧵

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Tootlefish @tootlefish.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Rapidly approaching the time of year, when as a non regular gym goer I could do with going, but the hesitation to be that cliche 'first week of January gym guy' gives me the excuse I need to not.

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