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Jacob Porter

@tootallporter.bsky.social
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I think about Disc Golf and Board games more than play either

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Tom Schaller @schaller67.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can’t believe this happened to a party led by a man who confused AL with GA on a hurricane map, confused Sioux Falls with Sioux City, and congratulated Kansas after the Chiefs won the Super Bowl. But remember the rules: It’s always the Dems that misunderstand and disrespect “flyover” America.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I believe we witnessed the greatest placeholder performance in NFL history on Sunday (please, prove me wrong, send me videos of the coolest and best placeholds in the history of field goals)
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Today in the NFL! 🐐The Greatest Holder Of All Time 🐐
An iconic performance by a placeholder, a mind-melting brainfart, and Mike Evans asks, "who are you?"
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I genuinely want the press to ask EDC about this. Like it needs to be investigated
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Same, genuinely don't understand what EDC was thinking outside of collusion
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They both also gave us The Land Before Time, an American Classic
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Disagree on 10, replace him with Elon, but 4 is especially good
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
10 is wrong, but the rest are correct. George Lucas gave us ILM, that alone impacted the entire film industry.
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This will really help him catch back to @turboshawn.com on the dog count
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Looking Good
ALT: Looking Good
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy belated Big Dawg. You and my oldest kid (7) share a birthday 😀, just got her let's go Eevee to prep her for Pokè-Monday Night Combat
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026
Trump: "Iran gives us everything or they don't exist any longer. They know that."
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 10/10/2026
🎉 WIN: The DOJ demanded unredacted voter rolls from 49 states and D.C., seeking sensitive information such as addresses and Social Security numbers. Now, a judge has ruled the department doesn’t have a right to any of it — even the data states handed over voluntarily: demdock.com/4hCYiCO
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trying out Galactic Racer with my Stadia controller on Luna... Feels dirty. Still my favorite controller @aaronseaney.bsky.social #speakingofstadia #luna #starwars
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This looks hot
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 08/10/2026
The U.S. re-joins an exclusive club
Screenshot of a list citing human rights organizations such as Amnesty International identifying four countries that have recently or historically carried out public executions: Iran, Afghanistan, North Korea, and Saudi Arabia. The text describes public hangings in Iran, executions under Taliban rule in Afghanistan, reported public executions in North Korea, and Saudi Arabia’s historical use of public beheadings.
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NPR @npr.org · 08/10/2026
A trove of documents and interviews with people close to tech billionaire Elon Musk reveal a damning picture of his rise as one of the world's richest and most powerful men. n.pr/4j6d5aj
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How 'Musk' director Alex Gibney became a critic
A trove of documents and interviews with people close to tech billionaire Elon Musk reveal a damning picture of his rise as one of the world's richest and most powerful men.
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He looked good the few carries he got when JCM fumbled that one game
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fire Co-pilot
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning Kitten… I have this exact kitten, grown up. And he still answers like that💙 Also, you guys… my daughter is in labor!
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a good day for @tolkoto.com
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, this would be great
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It sure if Bluesky is bugged but not getting any audio?
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U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @usmnt.ussoccer.com · 30/09/2026
Gateway to the W.
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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mathis Albert slams the door shut 🇺🇸✅ @usmnt.ussoccer.com
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He looks like a Paul to me, just saying
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Since we overthrew their leader for access to oil".....
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn!!
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TRUMP’S TOP ACCOMPLISHMENTS “Was the bravest boy at the doctor and only cried twice” “Remembered to flush two hours later” “Didn’t throw dinner vegetables at Natalie” “Voted ‘Best Napper’ unanimously by every administration member”
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 24/09/2026
Do it again tomorrow! 🗒️ bit.ly/4iLEeiG
TEXT: "September 23 final score: Red Sox 1, Guardians 0"
IMAGE: Jarren Duran kneels and shouts in celebration at home plate at Fenway Park.
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh yeah, this is what everyone wants, thanks @xbox.com
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let me hurdle this guy OB for style points. What could go wrong....
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel so much safer now
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tyrone Tracy Jr. (illness, ball security) won't practice Wednesday.
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it.
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh. Makes sense! (Friends of the IDF is also the org the CBS-owning Ellisons give millions to)
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gambling problem? Place a bet and find out! - Draft Kings, official sponsor of the NFL.
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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You Got Cosby'd Meme
ALT: You Got Cosby'd Meme
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Bill Cosby's Classic Mmm Face
ALT: Bill Cosby's Classic Mmm Face
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Loving that red zone worked for 5 whole minutes before shitting the bed....
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People seem to forget his GF called Ray Lewis, who was working to get him a contract Uncle Tom....
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No, he got beat by Blaine Gabnert for his spot. Blane looked way better than him. In all for fighting injustice but don't blame you being ass on racism
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Free money
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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RIP, Dallas Cowboys' 2026 season. #ETTD
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye has officially been eliminated from Playoff contention. You love to see it
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
U.S. Envoy Steve Witkoff to Putin: “When we retire we’ll have all these incredible stories and memories and yours will be right at the top of it all."
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just heard a kid at Spirit Halloween say "look a pickaxe from OG fortnite".... I hate it
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Notice how much "fraud" the kid has found since he was handed "fraud" from months prior...
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Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Come on NJ
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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
Map showing Lower Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
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