Reposted by Jacob PorterTom Schaller @schaller67.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Can’t believe this happened to a party led by a man who confused AL with GA on a hurricane map, confused Sioux Falls with Sioux City, and congratulated Kansas after the Chiefs won the Super Bowl. But remember the rules: It’s always the Dems that misunderstand and disrespect “flyover” America. 38656170
Reposted by Jacob PorterRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I believe we witnessed the greatest placeholder performance in NFL history on Sunday (please, prove me wrong, send me videos of the coolest and best placeholds in the history of field goals)sports.coolToday in the NFL! 🐐The Greatest Holder Of All Time 🐐An iconic performance by a placeholder, a mind-melting brainfart, and Mike Evans asks, "who are you?" 31099
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I genuinely want the press to ask EDC about this. Like it needs to be investigated 000
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Same, genuinely don't understand what EDC was thinking outside of collusion 000
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They both also gave us The Land Before Time, an American Classic 020
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Disagree on 10, replace him with Elon, but 4 is especially good 010
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/202610 is wrong, but the rest are correct. George Lucas gave us ILM, that alone impacted the entire film industry. 140
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This will really help him catch back to @turboshawn.com on the dog count 000
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comLooking GoodALT: Looking Good 010
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Happy belated Big Dawg. You and my oldest kid (7) share a birthday 😀, just got her let's go Eevee to prep her for Pokè-Monday Night Combat 010
Reposted by Jacob PorterAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026Trump: "Iran gives us everything or they don't exist any longer. They know that." 78481105
Reposted by Jacob PorterDemocracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 10/10/2026🎉 WIN: The DOJ demanded unredacted voter rolls from 49 states and D.C., seeking sensitive information such as addresses and Social Security numbers. Now, a judge has ruled the department doesn’t have a right to any of it — even the data states handed over voluntarily: demdock.com/4hCYiCO 19820293
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Trying out Galactic Racer with my Stadia controller on Luna... Feels dirty. Still my favorite controller @aaronseaney.bsky.social #speakingofstadia #luna #starwars 030
Reposted by Jacob PorterMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 08/10/2026The U.S. re-joins an exclusive club 1811356632
Reposted by Jacob PorterNPR @npr.org · 08/10/2026A trove of documents and interviews with people close to tech billionaire Elon Musk reveal a damning picture of his rise as one of the world's richest and most powerful men. n.pr/4j6d5ajn.prHow 'Musk' director Alex Gibney became a criticA trove of documents and interviews with people close to tech billionaire Elon Musk reveal a damning picture of his rise as one of the world's richest and most powerful men. 1926687
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He looked good the few carries he got when JCM fumbled that one game 000
Reposted by Jacob PorterDemocrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Morning Kitten… I have this exact kitten, grown up. And he still answers like that💙 Also, you guys… my daughter is in labor! 1343887369
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 It sure if Bluesky is bugged but not getting any audio? 100
Reposted by Jacob PorterU.S. Soccer Men's National Team @usmnt.ussoccer.com · 30/09/2026Gateway to the W. 01118
Reposted by Jacob PorterSoccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Mathis Albert slams the door shut 🇺🇸✅ @usmnt.ussoccer.com 1486
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Since we overthrew their leader for access to oil"..... 010
Reposted by Jacob PorterChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TRUMP’S TOP ACCOMPLISHMENTS “Was the bravest boy at the doctor and only cried twice” “Remembered to flush two hours later” “Didn’t throw dinner vegetables at Natalie” “Voted ‘Best Napper’ unanimously by every administration member” 1740364
Reposted by Jacob PorterRed Sox @redsox.com · 24/09/2026Do it again tomorrow! 🗒️ bit.ly/4iLEeiG 917411
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh yeah, this is what everyone wants, thanks @xbox.com 010
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Let me hurdle this guy OB for style points. What could go wrong.... 000
Reposted by Jacob PorterNFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tyrone Tracy Jr. (illness, ball security) won't practice Wednesday. 4252
Reposted by Jacob PorterMB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it. 7172141581
Reposted by Jacob PorterThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh. Makes sense! (Friends of the IDF is also the org the CBS-owning Ellisons give millions to) 421028394
Reposted by Jacob PorterJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Gambling problem? Place a bet and find out! - Draft Kings, official sponsor of the NFL. 30769153
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comYou Got Cosby'd MemeALT: You Got Cosby'd Meme 010
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comBill Cosby's Classic Mmm FaceALT: Bill Cosby's Classic Mmm Face 000
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Loving that red zone worked for 5 whole minutes before shitting the bed.... 000
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026People seem to forget his GF called Ray Lewis, who was working to get him a contract Uncle Tom.... 100
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026No, he got beat by Blaine Gabnert for his spot. Blane looked way better than him. In all for fighting injustice but don't blame you being ass on racism 100
Reposted by Jacob PorterThe Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026RIP, Dallas Cowboys' 2026 season. #ETTD 88387191444
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Drake Maye has officially been eliminated from Playoff contention. You love to see it 000
Reposted by Jacob PorterRepublicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 06/09/2026U.S. Envoy Steve Witkoff to Putin: “When we retire we’ll have all these incredible stories and memories and yours will be right at the top of it all." 6117839
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just heard a kid at Spirit Halloween say "look a pickaxe from OG fortnite".... I hate it 010
Jacob Porter @tootallporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Notice how much "fraud" the kid has found since he was handed "fraud" from months prior... 000
Reposted by Jacob PorterDaniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport. 164115633175