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@tooloudtalker.bsky.social
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Living room record holder. I write and talk for a living. Chicago.

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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
SEAL Team 4 is porpoises. Just to confuse the Russians.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Stat boosts applied for the duration of a birthday: • +10 charisma • +12 loot drop rate • +2 to the spirit of the universe taking a conspicuous interest in my meager affairs • -1.5 to Plot Armor Anyway, I’ll try to avoid unnecessary heroics.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Big Bus Stuck!! 👼HALLELUJAH!
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Sometimes I search “Big Boat Stuck” just to try to feel something
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif.
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
We need to move Christmas to February, just sayin’
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Yesterday I was sitting in traffic and someone passed me on a bike. Seeing someone out biking 😍 – there was actual longing.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You wanna have in unnerving call to start the day? My boss, who is the world‘s biggest FaceTime user, was calling me at 6:40 when I was rushing out of the shower, still naked. I and I spent a good 40 seconds staring at the phone just to make sure the wrong button wasn’t going to be pressed.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Anyone else remember the COVID show Some Good News by John Krasinskii? Seems like we need a version of that now more than ever. m.youtube.com/@SomeGoodNews
m.youtube.com
SomeGoodNews
We would love to hear Some Good News and share it with the world. Hosted by @JohnKrasinski #SomeGoodNews
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Such a cliché 😆 Back to the gym for the New Year.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
In this house the Christmas Tree stays up until 3 straight days of above 50° sunshine.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The problem with having the new phone delivered to work is that now I will want to play with the new phone instead of work.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Franny and Zooey changed how I thought words could be.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Wrong doesn’t matter to these people. Evil doesn’t even matter. Being “different”, which they say is “independent”, matters. Heck, being wrong is a VIRTUE because it means you’re unflinchingly independent.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Enrico Fermi Day.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
RIP my friend.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Spoiler: they do not let you keep the wisdom teeth. Halloween = cancelled
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Lincoln Park Zoo Ghost Tour. The spookiest part was up close after dark with the lions. But did you know the park once had a towering s**cide bridge? Seems like poor municipal planning.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I hope something good happens to you today.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
did an important message about my car’s warranty write this?
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I need a Bluesky feed that’s just skeets and news about heists.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I once met a girl whose super power was finding 4-leaf clovers. She just walked into the grass, picked one, and gave it to me. People are amazing
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Cancelled my Disney+ and Paramount+. I presume the Paramount+ will make a bigger impact because there were only 5 of us.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
We need to add extensions to flag polls so we can fly flags at Double Mast. Like when it happens.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
CBS on Face The Nation literally just reported that the Kirk shooter may have been in a queer relationship with someone who was transitioning. They’re always pivoting back to trans hate.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Timeline cleanse 🤌✨
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
If you’re looking for a break from all this *discourse*, urbanism Bluesky is so wholesome right now. California just passed an apartment/transit measure (SB 79) and the YIMBY’s are taking a victory lap. #urbanism
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Being profoundly inconsistent isn’t hypocritical when their only value is self interest. That’s why showing them their hypocrisy isn’t shameful, because they’re not being inconsistent, their one value is self-interest.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
At the dentist with coffee breath. What’s the CPT code for that?
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Are we banning guns yet or nah?
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
When you still know your boy’s NFL Europe team, his all time QB, and the play he used to torch your ass with in Madden 😆
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
If someone told me the Bears, with a brand new offense, brand new defense, and entirely remade o-line, would win the first 3 quarters and only lose by 3 points to the 14-win Vikings… I would absolutely take it. No one is going to want to see this team in December.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Chicago is the home of McDonald’s this is all a distraction his real goal is seizing the Big Macs MY EYES ARE OPEN!
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Any workout mix without the X-Men ‘97 theme just isn’t trying.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Saw a really fun @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social show at the Salt Shed, biked home and still had time to catch up with a friend who’s struggling. Reminder to reach out to your people.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Gotta hand it to Jewel’s PR team, based on these commercials I have absolutely no idea what they sell or where to buy it. Also why does Jewel have a mascot now??
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Preemptively taking next Friday off for whatever bullshit President Diapers has planned.
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Juanpablo Ramirez-Franco @juanpab.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
We got big project out today about Chicago’s lead pipes. The news is we mapped them all. The big idea is that Chicago residents are living through a public health crisis, and we wanted to help them visualize their place in it. @grist.org @wbez.org @insideclimatenews.org @chicago.suntimes.com
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Giant YTD drops in Chicago for basically all crimes. Huge 4-reductions in Chicago for all violence. Murders are down FIFTY PERCENT. Property crimes are dropping, tho still higher than before. But MRAPs don’t stop theft. This is all pretext. Yet the WaPo subhed frames it as a “crime” issue.
CPD CompStat showing huge drops.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
The Foundation is way too bingeable.
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
survival of the fittest or whatever
A hat for sale that says 

PEOPLE WHO GET DIARRHEA FROM
TACO BELL ARE WEAK AND THEIR BLOODLINE IS WEAK AND HISTORY WILL FORGET THEM


in front of Taco Bell

@oldschoolhat on IG
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Tonight I was at a memorial for my buddy Fritz, and one of thing things he used to say was, “Love is the infinite delight in someone else’s wellbeing.”
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Somebody’s going to gobble up about 100 tattoo shops, streamline their backend, and offer financing with affirm, right?
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Today my kiddo went to the library to put a hold on her second discworld book. With me as her dad she never stood a chance did she 🤓😆
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Gotta give it to @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social their reporting on this corruption in the NFL players union as well as the NFL owners’ collusion is really outstanding.
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Steven Colbert, from South Carolina, can now run in the 2026 Senate race against Sen. Lindsey Graham
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Or they believe, correctly, that a Democrat will want to Restore the Norms, and will not do any of the evil shit they are allowing the Republican President to do
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Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Door County, WI weekend. The kiddo celebrated her birthday by doing a triathlon and a zip line course.🏅
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