Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026SEAL Team 4 is porpoises. Just to confuse the Russians. 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Stat boosts applied for the duration of a birthday: • +10 charisma • +12 loot drop rate • +2 to the spirit of the universe taking a conspicuous interest in my meager affairs • -1.5 to Plot Armor Anyway, I’ll try to avoid unnecessary heroics. 020
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Sometimes I search “Big Boat Stuck” just to try to feel something 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Well @6figga-dilla.bsky.social here’s another one for the #everythingdope list. 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif.media.tenor.coma close up of a man with a mustache looking at somethingALT: a close up of a man with a mustache looking at something 000
Reposted by Too loud talker🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity 912471
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 26/01/2026We need to move Christmas to February, just sayin’ 001
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 21/01/2026hey now, we also have 90% of the world’s tornados, the most people incarcerated, and Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce. If you move, where will you get your … tornados? 120
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Yesterday I was sitting in traffic and someone passed me on a bike. Seeing someone out biking 😍 – there was actual longing. 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I would hazard a guess that just about every color’s your color. 010
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 09/01/2026You wanna have in unnerving call to start the day? My boss, who is the world‘s biggest FaceTime user, was calling me at 6:40 when I was rushing out of the shower, still naked. I and I spent a good 40 seconds staring at the phone just to make sure the wrong button wasn’t going to be pressed. 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Anyone else remember the COVID show Some Good News by John Krasinskii? Seems like we need a version of that now more than ever. m.youtube.com/@SomeGoodNewsm.youtube.comSomeGoodNewsWe would love to hear Some Good News and share it with the world. Hosted by @JohnKrasinski #SomeGoodNews 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Such a cliché 😆 Back to the gym for the New Year. 010
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 29/12/2025In this house the Christmas Tree stays up until 3 straight days of above 50° sunshine. 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Hugs lady! It sounds like you know your worth, which is worth something. 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 26/12/2025A wacky detective show co-starring an NFL great, you say? Cue a preview of the most 80’s TV show of the 80’s. Dick Butkus, Joe Pesci, Victoria Jackson, and a dog. m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkq2...m.youtube.comClassic TV Theme: Half-Nelson (Joe Pesci)YouTube video by David Gideon 010
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Recently @bomani-jones.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social and others were saying that a very important trait of a backup qb is that he’s “a good hang”. 060
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Well that does seem to be who they’re abducting all right. 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 17/11/2025The problem with having the new phone delivered to work is that now I will want to play with the new phone instead of work. 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Franny and Zooey changed how I thought words could be. 010
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 03/11/2025We should also just keep falling back every 6 months. 010
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Mr. Mamdani if Pablo mentions anything at all about doing a deep dive, RUN! For the love of god run! That man lives to bring the receipts. 020
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Wrong doesn’t matter to these people. Evil doesn’t even matter. Being “different”, which they say is “independent”, matters. Heck, being wrong is a VIRTUE because it means you’re unflinchingly independent. 010
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 08/10/2025“charges that followed President Trump’s demand to prosecute” is the right way to frame this. 👍 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Just tell him that he can wear the hoodie+shorts combo for 7 months and big fella’s never leaving. 030
Reposted by Too loud talkerAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2025George Orwell’s Animal Crossing 150118312260
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Now I want the be able to earn points for FOIAs that I can exchange for books and pizza parties. 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Which upset today would rocket you into a fury of all-caps angry FOIA-ing and why is it Alkron? “PURSUANT. TO. MY. LAST…REQUEST!” 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Spoiler: they do not let you keep the wisdom teeth. Halloween = cancelled 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov you and your cops are on the wrong side of this one big fellas. 010
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Lincoln Park Zoo Ghost Tour. The spookiest part was up close after dark with the lions. But did you know the park once had a towering s**cide bridge? Seems like poor municipal planning. 010
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 30/09/2025What are the legal ramifications of turning these things on their side and leaving them there while laughing? Asking for a friend? 130
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I hope something good happens to you today. 010
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2025did an important message about my car’s warranty write this? 020
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Looked like he was sitting next to Nancy Pelosi? 000
Too loud talker @tooloudtalker.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I need a Bluesky feed that’s just skeets and news about heists. 020
