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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦

@tonydelgado.bsky.social
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I write, draw, and complain. Sometimes, I do all three at the same time. tonydelgado.art Writing has appeared in McSweeney's, Points in Case, Slackjaw, Chortle, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Robot Butt.

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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 3h
David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
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David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
In a video address to employees on the eve of the Paramount takeover, David Zaslav says it’s been an "honor" to oversee so many HBO name changes. 
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, you could skip building the robot and just drive a golf cart into him.
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like every billionaire CEO is on a relentless crusade to dispel the notion they ever ever had any spark of insight in their professional or personal lives. It's really wild. Every day a new self-inflicted pie in the face.
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's the spookiest, eeriest month of the year.
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Criterion kills it every month.
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHIMSY AND JOY DESTROYS THE DARKNESS
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Luke Kennard @lukekennard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No man can serve two One Drives
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I blame 90s comics for how much I need to think about how to correctly spell the word Strife.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would rather not be affected by reality if it’s going to be all lame and scary
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Getting my trending stories crossed: Macklemore wheeled into the Senate.
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Why must I lose to this idiot? @wmiltti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thanks @lichess.org - that error message is somehow quite reassuring.
Error message from lichess saying “TimeoutException after 0:00;15.000000. Future not completed”
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Clever premise!
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I haven't drawn a lot of Tintin, but I did do... this
Tintin and Snowy as The Punisher and Nick Fury respectively
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Windows is great now.
Screenshot of the windows clock app, which says "Clock needs an update. We are getting the update ready for you.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An audience listens to a presentation about Gus Gus, the rotund mouse from the 1950 animated feature film Cinderella. The speaker shows a slide of Gus Gus with a massive stack of yellow corn kernels and states, “Gus Gus’ greed nearly results in his death. Next slide.” He is of course referencing the moment when Gus Gus attempts to load up on breakfast kernels despite the threat of Lucifer, the stepmother’s nasty cat. An earlier moment in the film shows Gus Gus struggling to get his share of corn from a pack of hungry chickens.
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Sandy, the Friendly Ghost @sandyjarrell.com · 29/08/2026
SLUGGALO
Sluggo but ICP
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
👏
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My favorite McSweeney's. 🐶
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Replacing human opinion writers with AI will result in predictable pieces that say the same thing over and over. by David Brooks
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I like that MS Word not only checks your grammar and spelling incorrectly now, but it also tries to micromanage my word choice
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Before the internet the only way to block people was to close your eyes, cover your ears and sing "We Built This City" super loud. It was awful
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Uninstall big tech. Blind the Oligarchy" Mural seen in San Francisco, California
"Uninstall big tech. Blind the Oligarchy"
Mural
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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
For the first time ever, I had a Clip Studio file not save properly, and I lost this drawing! All I have left is this preview that I sent my wife. Looked cool though!
A skeleton wearing a crown and draped in roses.
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 18/08/2026
happy birthday ethan hunt 🤫
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
For the first time ever, I had a Clip Studio file not save properly, and I lost this drawing! All I have left is this preview that I sent my wife. Looked cool though!
A skeleton wearing a crown and draped in roses.
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mind blown! Never knew that.
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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 12/08/2026
We go live to Marco Rubio, pondering his life choices 😂
JD Vance, looking smug, on an Oval Office sofa next to Marco Rubio, looking glum and apprehensive
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Okay I couldn't stop figuring how this would have worked until I drew it out, so here's how I think the Trump Cart works. The Trojan Horse for our times.
a drawing of a Trump reclined hidden in a catering cart to be spirited off to a secret jet after cleverly posting an itinerary on social media for Iran to read. Not even remotely done with AI, drawn in Clip Studio.
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit, apple-bottom jeans, the boots with the furrrrr, a short skirt, a long jacket and a raspberry beret (the kind you buy in a second hand store)
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My ISP is telling sites that I'm in Texas today, so I'm getting a preview of the conservative dream for the Internet.
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
David Lynch: Over my dead body will we cast a single Latino in the Latino parts that make up half this movie.
Isabella Rosselini in Wild at Heart.
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm not let's grab a box of free stuff on the side of the road person, but something made me look inside this one this morning. It was like stepping into the Criterion Closet!
A pile of Blu-Rays: 5 films John Cassavetes, The Seven Samurai, Eraserhead, Jackie Chan Police Story 1&2, Out of Sight, and Groundhog Day.
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey, I've met the guy who wrote this!
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"This here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom."
Nic Cage in his snakeskin jacket from Wild at Heart
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james folta @jamesfolta.com · 07/08/2026
If a friend isn’t texting you back, it means their phone is in a blackout bag at a problematic stand up show and is that really someone you want to be friends with?
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Investment Firm: “We’ve Bought Exclusive Rights to Your Grandpa’s Love for the Next 5 Years” — Little Old Lady
Affinity Partners in collaboration with Apple TV and the Sovereign Wealth Fund of Saudi Arabia are pleased to announce a 5-year exclusivity deal for your grandfather’s love beginning in June of 2026. ...
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 04/08/2026
Happy birthday to Hitch's horniest, released on this day in 1954:
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Classic Corner: Rear Window — Crooked Marquee
Alfred Hitchcock’s 1954 favorite (out now in a gorgeous new 4K transfer) remains one of his most effective movies – and one of his kinkiest.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 02/08/2026
Happy Myrna Loy's birthday!
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Monetized Insider Trading. www.yahoo.com/finance/mark...
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Trump stands to profit off US policy announcements by selling fast access to his social media posts
President Donald Trump knows the world hangs on his every word. The social media posts of the world's most powerful man are going on sale Saturday when his Truth Social business begins offering sneak...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026
Brad Pitt Drops Last Name In Solidarity With Family
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Brad Pitt Drops Last Name In Solidarity With Family
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to support his children as they attempted to distance themselves from their difficult upbringing, actor Brad Pitt announced on Monday that he was dropping his surname in solid...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/07/2026
ryan (@ryangaur) on twitter: "Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?"
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
All these seem reasonable to me! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha...
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What I Think Will Happen When I’m Public Speaking
1. I’ll overheat and sweat through the armpit area of my shirt. 2. I’ll mix up my words and embarrass myself. 3. The audience will collectively decide to mur...
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Watching the second episode of Murder She Wrote and another strong list of guest stars. Claude Akins, Howard Duff, Richard Hatch, Anne Lockhart (that's two Battlestar Galactica actors), and Dack Rambo. I think Tom Bosley counts as a regular, but Akins was only in a few episodes.
Akins, Angela Lansbury, and Tom Bosley.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Everyone loves the cool way I am miserable
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Kelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Daredevil
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy Saturday, kids! That means cartoons and your Creamed Tuna 'n Pancakes!
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💀 Boney Hell-gado 🪦 @tonydelgado.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Some good jokes in here!
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