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Tony is Neato

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Life is hard, because if it was easy it'd be your mom.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 28/08/2026
The Greek ‘xylo-’ means “wood.” The Greek ‘-phone’ means “voice.” Xylophones were originally made of wood and created sounds. So there you go.
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey y’all. My kids’ percussion instructor, Dustin, had a stroke at only 24 years old and needs some help. This kid is amazing, and my heart is broken for him. He was hospitalized for quite a while, and he’s having to relearn how to walk. www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...
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Donate to Support Dustin through his difficult times, organized by Lucas Zandstra
I am one of the section leaders in Millbrook High School for front ensembl… Lucas Zandstra needs your support for Support Dustin through his difficult times
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
MLB is going to absolutely use this to justify this to justify shitty things and the Brewers ownership will rally owners to their cause to the sport worse because they are cheap assholes who want to ruin this all to save a rounding error in their fortunes
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
telemundo won the world cup viewers arms race. don’t matter if you speak spanish or not, telemundo is the place that brings you pausa de hidratación 🫡
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Close up on Quark, a Ferengi guy with a smooth and domed head that kind of looks like a butt and huge exaggerated earlobes that connect like a unibrow across his forgead. He also has nose loaf that kind of looks like a pine cone.  He is pursing his mouth and doing a 'Jim from The Office' look to camera. Closed caption reads, "baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs."
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
my dog at every firework that goes off this weekend
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/07/2026
That did not fit the definition of a red card.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"I was so stressed the last 15 minutes even my fake hair was falling out" Landon Donovan
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 28/06/2026
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mls reactions @mlsreacts.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Paraguay got quite the send off in their friendly vs. Nicaragua before leaving for the World Cup
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/05/2026
Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic theonion.com/terrified-adolis-garci…
Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
One side in this war is led by religious zealots promoting a narrow, violent worldview around a specific version of their faith. The other is Iran.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
she is playing the hell out of that flute 🫡
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Tony is Neato @tony-is-neato.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Any music played ambiently at a Chipotle.
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Tony is Neato @tony-is-neato.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
There is no harder lyric in the history of western music than when a random musician told the literal Devil "I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 27/02/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "HOLY SHIT THIS PLACE IS DUMB"
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/02/2026
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14/02/2026
WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 03/02/2026
jeans = 👖 genes = 🧬 Gene =
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a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing .
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/02/2026
At least the hardest month to spell is also the shortest.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. And in case you never gave it a fair shake, DS9 is absolutely the real deal good shit. Ok, so here we see a fella named Damar. He's a Cardassian with a "C" not the other ones. He's got a boney ridgey facial structure because he's not human, with spiney features on his face and forehead and around his eyes. And a mega thicc neck too. He's wearing a military shell type armour outfit that also looks hard and tough. He's addressing the camera, as if he's making some kind of announcement. It's 3 screenshots but the visual is all the same. Damar looking serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "RESIST. RESIST TODAY. RESIST TOMORROW."

(Also, in case you were wondering, FUCK ICE)Alts in pic 1Alt is still in pic one I promise I'm not lying to you go check it'll be there trust me
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John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 04/01/2026
KICKING OFF 2026 WITH A WIN! 🤩
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Mordy Oberstein @mordyoberstein.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
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Tony is Neato @tony-is-neato.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“i lied on my resume” final boss
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NPR @npr.org · 16/06/2025
A new study shows that music therapy is as effective as cognitive behavioral therapy at helping cancer patients and survivors heal emotionally. n.pr/45rG55C
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The doctor said 'be happy.' Music therapy can help cancer patients do that
A new study shows that music therapy is as effective as cognitive behavioral therapy at helping cancer patients and survivors heal emotionally.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
#HappyFathersDay
Star Trek The Next Generation scene, but with Hallmark channel vibes. We're "on the D" and "in the conference room" and Riker is shown sitting at the table, hands clasped, looking up with a muted smile. To his left, also sitting and w/ arms pleasantly on the table, is a smiling and happy looking young man. He's maybe 13 or 14 years old, and wearing the same red uniform and comm badge as Riker. Caption is centered over the little guy, and reads, "He's my number-one dad."
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 08/05/2025
you're welcome
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Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Tonight's highlights from Mavs star GM Nico Harrison. Legend.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Here's the replay, pitcher awareness level: Zero
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster. "Will the Senator yield for a question?" "I yield for a question without yielding the floor." "Can I shove the gargoyle?" "Roll for strength." "9". *17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
300,000 people turned up for “the largest gathering the city has ever seen” as Newcastle United celebrated ending their 70-year domestic trophy drought. @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social and @georgecaulkin.bsky.social enjoy “Glastonbury-on-Tyne" League Cup celebrations ⤵️ 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/624...
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Tony is Neato @tony-is-neato.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Anything by 21 Pilots
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 18/03/2025
John Hemingway was a fighter pilot in a vastly outnumbered Royal Air Force, one of the “few” hailed by Churchill that saved Britain in the early stages of World War II, and was an Allied flight controller during the D-Day invasion of Normandy in 1944. He died at 105 on Monday. nyti.ms/3RnD51z
John Hemingway posed in front of a Hurricane fighter plane, the kind he flew in the Battle of Britain. The text reads: "John Hemingway, Last Survivor of the Battle of Britain, Dies at 105." Photo by R.A.F./U.K. MOD, via Associated Press.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Star Trek Into Darkness scene. Kelvin timeline Khan is shown, played by the masterful Bannister Crumblebench. Camera is shooting up from below him, his face storming down at us with rage and fury all squinched up like a yuk sticker on a bottle of something under your sink you shouldn't drink. Closed caption reads, "You should have let me sleep."
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 03/03/2025
An underrated part of this video is you can watch the Dow go down in real time in the bottom right
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
#NoContextValentine
Star Trek The Original Series scene. Montgomery Scott, in his red uniform and with a floral red velvety looking backdrop, looks happy. Like, just SO happy. He's beaming, not StarTrek beaming, just happy beaming. Closed caption reads: [BANGING]
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Percussionists watching other musicians sightread rhythms
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Tony is Neato @tony-is-neato.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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tony the tiger wearing sunglasses and a red scarf
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Score Update: BUF 48 - 42 DET Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
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Tony is Neato @tony-is-neato.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hey everyone, I'm mostly here to follow local DFW sports and to remind everyone that every government official should have term limits. Thanks for coming!
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