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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 8h
did i really see a clip of him talking about renaming an ocean or was that just a zany dream
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 8h
once more into the breach dear friends
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 8h
well i’ve had as much of a break from things as is probably possible for me but now it’s time to return to crazyland
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12h
ciao pigneto
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12h
and you are staying with friends in a small apartment
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12h
speaking of being on italian time, you think spam calls are annoying, try getting one at two am when you forgot to mute your phone
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12h
once again
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12h
waiting for a ride to the airport at 430 in the morning, always a joyous and life affirming experience
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19h
thanks autocorrect when i typed “meloni “ i obviously intended to type “melon influencer “, glad u caught that for me
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 21h
i guess we will never know
graffiti “love is not filling voids but “ and then the wall breaks off
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh hey new toon
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
is it just that i’ve been offline a lot for a week or is the news from home kind of psychotic even by 2026 standards. mostly a rhetorical question.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
took two tries, the place closes at noon on sunday
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i sure did
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
cats of rome
orange cat in shade in foreground…roman tomb in shape of huge pyramid behind
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
been a good trip but kind of excited not to be living out of a bag. at home i have a whole little room where i hang my clothes! as implausible as that sounds rn
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
italy! kind of a fun place, just my opinion
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
relevant to my interests
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
and look at this cat, the most italian cat possible
a cat on a window ledge with open italian shutters
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
met @juliasalazar.bsky.social (hoping that’s a legit @)
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my new best friend is the owner of a bar in rome that somehow is also in the basement of a currently active church he rents from the vatican 🤷
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
last night of la manifestival. there may have been some hijinx.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
brooks has a sinecure at yale paying (at a guess, but an extremely educated one) six figures for an appearance once a week at most
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it is *extremely^ light on plot
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it is… light on plot
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
graffiti in garbadella, rome
mamdani 1
georgia
 trump 0
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
no this just always happens when i am here though to be fair it also always happens when i am not
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
as i was just saying
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "Cambodia and Thailand
Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year, “Donald Trump settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it.” Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to"
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to do it — Nobody believed this was possible! I removed the World’s Evil Dictator, Nicolas Maduro, from Venezuela, and am in the process of making Venezuela a rich Democracy. Likewise, with Iran, I stopped them from destroying Israel, the Middle East, and Europe. I am also preventing, on a constant basis, a War between South Korea and North Korea, and Japan and North Korea. Add China and Taiwan, and numerous other hot spots, which have not been involved in Wars, only because of President Donald J. Trump, and the United States of America. I am responsible for having NATO countries increase spending from 2% to 5% of GDP, creating a stronger alliance and defense, another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries in Eastern Europe. Additionally, I have brought 196 hostages HOME from captivity, from all over the World, and did it without having paid a ransom, unlike Biden and Obama who would pay Billions of Dollars. On top of it all, I have created a soon to be very prosperous Arctic. Despite all of this, the Nobel Prize was given today to a liberal person who works at the United Nations, who nobody has ever heard of. In all of the Wars that I have settled, I never spoke to the United Nations—they were of no help. The United States of America, represented by me, as your President, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t. This is an indelible stain on Norway, one that will never be forgotten. The Nobel “Peace” Prize has been forever discredited by a handful of Radical Ideologues who are Anti-Democracy, and Enemies of Civilization! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
try strolling from pigneto to garbatella, lmk how that works out for you
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sure, in the sense that los angeles is a good city for walking.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the ufo houses were a whole thing. i can’t see that specific link right now, realtor dot com has europe blocked for presumably trumpy reasons.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
stage left? whatever, you know what i mean. did i mention the wine
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a fun talk at an outdoor venue in rome, the rain thankfully paused. my two interlocutors to my left, translator to my right, a bottle of wine on the table. and i got to hang out with joe!
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ten years ago i was walking up to the italian senate to give a presentation when my hosts told me about the “little rocket man” tweets which seem so anodyne in retrospect but were totally an ayfkm moment at the time
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
somehow i have had this very specific experience of reading absolutely fucking bonkers ayfkm trump tweets from italy for ten years now
bonkers trump tweet about ai nomenclature
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the thing about rome is that mass transit sucks but at least cabs are impossible to find
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
felix is celebrated in rome
felix cat food with a cartoon tuxie
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
popping in quickly to post the new toon: tinyview.com/this-modern-...
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A modest proposal
TMW cartoon for Oct. 6, 2026.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
kinda what it feels like
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
things going great back home i see
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
haha
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
godammit and i’m in italy
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh wait
me sticking my hand into the stone mouth
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
looks different in person
recycling bin with ominous looking openings
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ok so i was at a cafe and i wanted to test google live translate and my (woman) friend is asking the waiter if a sandwich is served hot or cold and well
transcript that sounds way sexier than appropriate
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lot of it is full up. i’ll try to keep an eye but give me some notice if possible
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if you are coming to the festival and have any trouble getting a spot dm me
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i was happily enaconsed in a sardinian restaurant by then
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that sign was prominent on my first visit to, long ago. didn’t see it in the gift shop this time.
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