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Tom the Scary

@tomtheoptimist.bsky.social
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May or may not be scary. Also bc I’ve seen some *characters* on here, trans rights, support intersectionality, and I guarantee I am not an authority on how to make the world a better place. I’m still trying though.

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/07/2024
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 20/07/2024
“When caught in a bear trap, sometimes a wolverine will simply gnaw its own leg off to escape.”
A single tire that’s been booted by the city, the driver simply having removed it and left it, presumably putting on the spare and driving away
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 12/06/2024
Orientation and race aren't the new Dragon Age's problems. It's "Bioware magic." We don't know how much of the same mentality that brought us Anthem will still have infected the new game. THAT could kill the thing dead.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
I love how I keep seeing Dragons Dogma reviews that are like “DD2 doesn’t acknowledge that the artistic medium has improved and grown over the last decade. That’s why we love it.” It tells me exactly why I’m not paying full price for it. If I wanted that I’d just play Bubsy.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
I keep seeing ads for an exhibit on Coco Chanel. It’s all about the fashion stuff. Did we as a culture collectively forget she was a Nazi spy? 
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 12/01/2024
Go try it. It actually works. It's unsettling and uncomfortable to peer behind this particular curtain.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
you know the Bad Art Friend story? The judge ruled in favor of Sonia, the lady who admitted in writing she copied text verbatim from Dawn’s letter. The judge said it was changed enough and hating Dawn supported it being transformative. Hbomb was right. It’s impossible to win a plagiarism case.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 07/12/2023
Ad Blocker Makes Game Awards 7 Minutes Long hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Ad Blocker Makes Game Awards 7 Minutes Long
The Game Awards were reduced to an anemic seven minutes of content after audience members tuned in to the industry award show with ad blockers enabled.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
The New Hbomb video is making me lose my mind. It's an utterly fascinating look at plagiarism.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
You know someone is evil when the supervillain parody in the Venture Bros is significantly *more moral* than the real person.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 25/11/2023
Three panels:
1: Harry Potter sitting on the floor looking at a mirror and asking Dumbledore “What does this mirror do, professor?”
2: Dumbledore saying “It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts”
3: reverse angle of Harry looking at the mirror, and we can see in the mirror a Dan Flashes shirt
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Fashion news
Tailors ‘were working on advanced fabric so exquisite it is invisible to stupid people’
Reports say new imperial suiting fuelled nudity fears, with courtiers airing their concerns to the board before CEO Sam Conman’s sacking

Hans Christian Andersen, Global fabrics editor
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Tabitha from Scarlet Hollow is this meme as a person.
The guy from I Think You Should Leave (Tim Robinson) saying “my life is nothing I thought and everything I worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world.”
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 22/11/2023
Warden of Horny Jail Admits Putting All the Horny People Together in One Building Was a Huge Mistake
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Warden of Horny Jail Admits Putting All the Horny People Together in One Building Was a Huge Mistake
The controversial Horny Jail, a maximum security prison for people who are “horny on main,” has come under scrutiny.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Dating site where you get into sham marriages so you can afford rent and get health insurance.
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Jeremy Greer @jeremygreer.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
It's new podcast day baby! Do you like spooky stories with hunks and orangutans?! Well do I have a podcast for you. Time to start the decade long project of covering all of the X-Files. The first episode is now available everywhere you listen to podcasts. 👽🦧👽 www.nonhumanbiologics.cool/episode/1
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Why Are These Kids Hanging Out With An Orangutan? - Non Human Biologics: An X-Files Podcast
Welcome to the first ever episode of Non Human Biologics, the X-Files podcast you had no idea you were waiting for. Chris and Jeremy will be your guides...
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Jeremy Greer @jeremygreer.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Hey, have you ever wanted to listen to your boy talk about the X-Files? Well guess what, now you can. Trailer is out there in the wild; new episodes starting Thursday. It's my birthday so you must like, subscribe, and leave a review. nonhumanbiologics.cool
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Lorin @nirol.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
You know it smell crazy in there
Signs in a convention hall pointing to four different conventions happening in different rooms in the same hall. Signs include:
Animaga [anime and manga]: Door 10
Sexpo: Door 8
Crypto Convention: Door 4
Mind and Body Spirit Festival: Door 1
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Will never get over the fact that the Free Speech subreddit is pro book bannning.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
@whoaheyitsme.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/Animorphs/comments…
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
World of Horror is so good and it makes me want to write.
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
The most embarrassing political author in history, Ayn Rand, on a cover of a book titled "But Mum I Don't Want To Share: Toddler Economics"
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 02/11/2023
HBO Announces Season Two of "The Last of Us" Will Replace Joel with Mike
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HBO Announces Season Two of ‘The Last of Us’ Will Replace Joel with Mike
Sources have confirmed that season two of HBO's critically acclaimed The Last of Us will see the Joel character replaced by Mike Nelson.
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Alice Wong @sfdirewolf.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Spotted this beautiful poem by Ghassan Kanafani on a street in San Francisco
a flyer with an illustration of a baby in a blanket carried by a bird. Text reads, “I wish children didn’t die I wish they would be temporarily elevated to the skies until the war ends. Then they would return home safe, and when their parents would ask them Where were you? They would say we were playing in the clouds” - Poem by Ghassan Kanafani, Palestinian poet and freedom fighter
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Linkandy Corn @linkara.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
YOU WILL BE LIKE US
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Fun sized candy may look cute but it’s the result of cruel breeding practices to get the candy that size. I avoid this cruelty by giving out full sized candy
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Abby Howard @abbyhoward.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Beautiful, perfect
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 31/10/2023
CeasefireToday.com
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Welp, my ride’s here
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
everyone talks about teaching robots to love, but how about a robot teaches me to love?
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Also while we are at it, the FNaF movie wants what Willy’s Wonderland has.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Halloween means this is on the playlist. I don’t make the rules youtu.be/1bI1Xs78VYg?si=mj0VwDlbjxl…
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
“I love this one movie by Kaneto Shindo. I can’t remember the name, but it’s a period piece horror movie about a mother and daughter.” “Okay I’m going to need something more to go on.”
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Least realistic thing in the new spider man game is that a school would fire a teacher.
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Kicked out of Blumhouse studio HQ for pitching them my Lake Placid x Bye-Bye Man crossover called 'See Ya Later, Alligator'
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
A loved one: Dostoyevsky was referenced in a good article about how people justify evil actions to themselves. Me: That’s nice. The same loved one: That’s why we need to carpet bomb Gaza because they’re all evil.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
I don’t care how good your a capella choir is, I don’t want to hear people singing hymns at the airport terminal. I would never get on a bus when people onboard are singing “Jesus take the wheel.” Also you /know/ the airport wouldn’t let folks do this if they were any religion other than Christian.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Listen, I am happy for you really. I just also have a roiling bitterness in me because I envy the joy and hope you have.
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
It never ceases to amaze me how the big two comic companies get a hit media adaptation and don’t tie into it. There’s about to be a new spider man game with Kraven and Venom. You could sell so many copies of the Symbiote saga, first Venom story, and Kraven’s last hunt.
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
“A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime." -- Mark Twain
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Brocktoon @mrbelvedere.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
So it begins.
A Halloween skeleton with a speech bubble that says "in my world bones equal dollars"
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 14/10/2023
text "Wish I could be like her. Gets to read all the time, immortal, leaves slime on stuff" Attached image is a scene from Ghostbusters showing the characters confronting a ghost reading in a library
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𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐈 @uchi.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
The Apostle of Myrkul 💀 #BG3 #baldursgate3 #Baldursgate #Art
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Tom the Scary @tomtheoptimist.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Walking around the house saying “Salt, fat, acid, heat” like it’s the chant from the opening of Cardcaptors
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Context of the internet @funnyordie.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
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