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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ashley Moody wants amendment 3 to pass so she can defund the police before they arrest her for stealing $10 million.

Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So all of the AI companies will also voluntarily release every time someone else’s IP was illegally misused so they can push for that to be regulated too? Right? Right?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why the hell did this constitution get ratified if congress aren’t going to enforce it?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If enough people publicly oppose Ron DeSantis, will he demand his own removal?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Who buys their kids smart glasses? You people, geez.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Uthmeier has always given me “dumbest guy in my graduating class” vibes. I feel like this thought is probably not disconnected from reality.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Got a fundraising text asking me if I saw what Gavin Newsom announced. I have not. I got on here, looking only at my followed list and none of you care what he announced either. It’s glorious. I feel good about my powers of curation. Thanks y’all.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

How are there so many rich people with such strong loser energy? Did I miss this all along?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

SpaceX plans to increase growth by traveling back in time to deliver current capital raises to themselves in the past.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

My grandfather tried to send me to John Birch camp, had me saying socialism is communism in high school, and got me to tell my 6th grade teacher that the civil war wasn’t about slavery. I failed early on my way to successfully learning the far right is BS.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

That feeling when you want to win so badly that you start advocating for your own death. I bet there’s a good German compound word for that.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Wow, no more buying or trusting anything from Taylor Farms. Collusion like that to obscure the truth of food contamination from the public is criminal.

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Hey @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social listeners - we're looking for people in New York City who are fixing or helping in some interesting, unconventional way. If you know anyone out there fixing things in a way that would surprise your average person, please email alex@hyperfixedpod.com! Thanks.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Title of my future memoir: I Would Have Done More If I Didn’t Have To Worry About Health Insurance

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This week I switched my default search from Google to DuckDuckGo and I’m so happy I did. The slop is getting obnoxious. Over the last year I also switched from Google to Apple Maps. It’s sad to see this functional drop off after 20+ years of use. Maybe I should see if Metacrawler is still around 😂

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Q: What is their secret? A: More money than you can imagine

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

The Race to ‘28: So Many Foolish Things To Do!

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Data centers in space feels like a brain disease that resolves into realizing we should be pursuing solar power generation in space, then gets that accomplished because they have to deliver some level of success. Yay manipulation.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Is this going to be the same old thing where Trump loyalists win primaries and then underperform in the general because nobody identifies with these truly crazy weirdos? I feel like that’s what always happens.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

“You can’t fool me. It’s scams all the way down.”

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Did anyone learn anything from the pandemic and keep it in practice?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Tate Reeves’ has the perfect face for a villain in every civil rights movie.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Cancelling, ostracizing, and exiling people who behave badly ain’t new. It’s how you define a moral center. Ancient humans knew this, and it’s all over science fiction. Don’t let these scumbags redefine humanity.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

My favorite part of NWSL games is the little girls who chant “ref you suck” because they play soccer and they know the ref sucks.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

It’s a sad benefit that this “devolution” allows everyone to see how brazenly corrupt and racist the conservative movement has been at its core for decades. It’s the same cold comfort hypochondriacs feel getting diagnosed with cancer.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

RBG stayed too long. It’s why we’re in this situation, but her dissent in Shelby v Holder is our now: "[t]hrowing out preclearance when it has worked and is continuing to work to stop discriminatory changes is like throwing away your umbrella in a rainstorm because you are not getting wet."

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

He might be old and falling apart, but he won’t die for another ten years because he’s mostly made of vengeful angry ego.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

When everyone connecting with you on LinkedIn is a financial advisor because they see you were laid off.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Who will win in modern equality political movements: Let’s Do It Right This Time, vs Let’s Implement Fixes ASAP? It would be great to recognize both points and implement them together, but I recognize we’re seldom a sensible people.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

When the dummymanders lead to an increase in minority representation in congress, I’m waiting for the editorials praising the wisdom of SCOTUS in gutting the VRA. Correlation Causation Whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

How many time now has someone tried to fly a plane into the White House, including the guy who flew an ultralight aircraft? It’s got to be more than three.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Who is the public figure with the most attempted assassinations?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Why is Reddit trying to make me read a book about RFK Jr?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Are Bonobos just neurodivergent Chimpanzees?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Subscribe to Hyperfixed Premium and give Alex your money. It’s great.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

What I searched for to remind myself of Shallots.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

The world is such an amazing place when you meet it objectively. It’s a tragedy we so often have to view it through the framing imposed by the people and systems controlling most of the resources. My life improves exponentially every time I leave the world constrained by “resources”.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I feel like an excommunication clock (5 minutes to midnight!) would be a fun account, but I don’t want to keep up with these people that closely.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

No matter what I do in life, I won’t waste $88 Billion dollars to build the metaverse.

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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

"two popes, folks! they had two of them at the same time! One lived in a big castle in France and people said we're shutting down the popes until we can figure out what the hell is going on"

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I’m calling it now. The special session will only be for budget, and they will “run out of time” to complete the dummymander.

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