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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If all Republican administrations since Bush are just some variant of Bush, is that because they’re all ultimately amoral nihilists?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m not surprised this is real, but I’m also amazed.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ashley Moody wants amendment 3 to pass so she can defund the police before they arrest her for stealing $10 million.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So all of the AI companies will also voluntarily release every time someone else’s IP was illegally misused so they can push for that to be regulated too? Right? Right?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why the hell did this constitution get ratified if congress aren’t going to enforce it?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If enough people publicly oppose Ron DeSantis, will he demand his own removal?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Who buys their kids smart glasses? You people, geez.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I will keep telling people that Florida is ultimately a populist state. We’ll see if the conditions have changed enough to make people pay attention, but she’s as good a candidate to make this case as we’re going to get in FL.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Uthmeier has always given me “dumbest guy in my graduating class” vibes. I feel like this thought is probably not disconnected from reality.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Got a fundraising text asking me if I saw what Gavin Newsom announced. I have not. I got on here, looking only at my followed list and none of you care what he announced either. It’s glorious. I feel good about my powers of curation. Thanks y’all.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

How are there so many rich people with such strong loser energy? Did I miss this all along?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

SpaceX plans to increase growth by traveling back in time to deliver current capital raises to themselves in the past.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

We’re living in a post-security society. Your notoriety will now protect you. Exercise your social capital!

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

My grandfather tried to send me to John Birch camp, had me saying socialism is communism in high school, and got me to tell my 6th grade teacher that the civil war wasn’t about slavery. I failed early on my way to successfully learning the far right is BS.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

That feeling when you want to win so badly that you start advocating for your own death. I bet there’s a good German compound word for that.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Glonzo wants to take away all of the loss leaders.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’d really like to just call these people selfish. That’s part of it, but this is another case of wealth inequality breaking down the social contract. Where do these people think they live? It’s the same nonsense with the people downtown trying to fight OCPS redeveloping the Cherokee School.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Wow, no more buying or trusting anything from Taylor Farms. Collusion like that to obscure the truth of food contamination from the public is criminal.

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Hey @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social listeners - we're looking for people in New York City who are fixing or helping in some interesting, unconventional way. If you know anyone out there fixing things in a way that would surprise your average person, please email alex@hyperfixedpod.com! Thanks.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

High transaction fees, no transaction fees, or get out. We do not accept precious metals or jewels. Thank you.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Title of my future memoir: I Would Have Done More If I Didn’t Have To Worry About Health Insurance

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I suspect these markets live and breathe vibes.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I found out the helicopter pilot shared my last name and I put some necessary time into seeing if we were closely related. We are not, phew.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I misread this and dropped “not” from “not gonna”, wondered what cooked your brain this am. Phew 😅

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This week I switched my default search from Google to DuckDuckGo and I’m so happy I did. The slop is getting obnoxious. Over the last year I also switched from Google to Apple Maps. It’s sad to see this functional drop off after 20+ years of use. Maybe I should see if Metacrawler is still around 😂

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This is such a huge opportunity to counter-program, I’d be amazed if nobody shows them up.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Q: What is their secret? A: More money than you can imagine

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

The Race to ‘28: So Many Foolish Things To Do!

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Just to be clear, I’m being sarcastic about appreciating being personally and societally manipulated.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Data centers in space feels like a brain disease that resolves into realizing we should be pursuing solar power generation in space, then gets that accomplished because they have to deliver some level of success. Yay manipulation.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Is this going to be the same old thing where Trump loyalists win primaries and then underperform in the general because nobody identifies with these truly crazy weirdos? I feel like that’s what always happens.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

“You can’t fool me. It’s scams all the way down.”

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Did anyone learn anything from the pandemic and keep it in practice?

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Tate Reeves’ has the perfect face for a villain in every civil rights movie.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Just because China turned obeying social norms into a credit score doesn’t mean everyone these jerks disagree with is equivalent to China either. Bothsiderism is easy to cut off. Take a break, jerks.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Cancelling, ostracizing, and exiling people who behave badly ain’t new. It’s how you define a moral center. Ancient humans knew this, and it’s all over science fiction. Don’t let these scumbags redefine humanity.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

My favorite part of NWSL games is the little girls who chant “ref you suck” because they play soccer and they know the ref sucks.

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Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows @tommywingo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Are they also going to sacrifice people inside it to make it bellow?

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