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Tommy G

@tommygallacher.bsky.social
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 7h
Have tried to be optimistic and give him a clean slate. New era etc. But... Oliver "Oli" McBurnie is absolutely rotten.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 12h
Just clocked some guy wandering around Paisley with a Charlie Kirk t-shirt. Paisley, Scotland.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Best account on here. Hands down.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonnae tan a bottle of tempranillo and play the remastered Witcher III.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The way Grant's people acted in pulling the RHLSTP episode made me immediately suspicious they demanded he be a Traitor as a condition of him appearing.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hang on, there ISN'T a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup when you play 'Maybe I'm Amazed' backwards? My childhood was a lie!
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The replies to this did not disappoint.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Strictly is something I semi-reluctantly endure every year, but this lot is the worst in many years. Maybe I'm an old curmudgeon, but a dog trainer, a hairdresser and an air traffic controller who are only on it cos they have social media followers is scraping the fucking barrell.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonnae tan a bottle of Malbec and watch Once Upon a Time in the West.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very much enjoyed the casual Lemon Party joke on the Bake Off this week.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Any adult putting tomato ketchup on their dinner should have their hard drive seized.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Ugh, it smells like the sweaty crease on a centaur where the horse becomes the guy" #GoldenAxe
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chocolate on cappuccino should be opt out, not opt in.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just discovered every episode of Megas XLR has been uploaded to YouTube. Here we gooooo!
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spare a thought for all the Right Wing losers now desperately trying to get into Ed Sheeran's music to somehow own the Libs.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
His TOURING band. Oh mummy. Inject it into my veins.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 14/09/2026
MACKLEMORE: [delivering heartfelt speech about palestinian rights and the evils of apartheid] SHEERAN: I love your passion [texting manager: can mr beast sing???]
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The other night I woke up at 4am, like fully awake, with the thought "how many people has Tom Hanks killed in his films?" Turns out it was a few Nazis in Saving Private Ryan, yer man that he fried in Green Mile and some guy he shot in Turner & Hooch.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm not saying I'm middle-aged, but earlier I went looking for my comfy slippers and then remembered they were just in a dream I'd had.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Made £165 playing the stupid mobile games that partner with Nectar. It was a lot of lost hours of mind-numbing spinning wheels and levelling up. But... free money is free money.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Enjoyed 'Coyote Vs Acme'. #review
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"A humanoid robot beat Usain Bolt's 100m world record" I mean...ok but....so does my car every time I drive it, so what?
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is such a cunty thing to be annoyed about, but when some old boy (or girl) has a hearty at the football and dies, there will be a FLOOD of comments saying "nobody should go to a match and not come home" They've learned that patter from stadium disasters and are applying it to every death.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If we have to get adverts on Prime, the least they could do is include the show's title card to create a buffer between a dramatic scene and Barry Scott shouting about dishwasher tablets.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Red wine is yummy. Discuss.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm constantly amazed at how funny and insightful the Low Poly Mess newsletter is. It might be largely about this random man's kids, but it's a real highlight of my week.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fair play to Killie, they've tried to attack, which no other club in Scotland does against Celtic. But you can see why they don't.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wife remember this but not Pugwall's Summer. A travesty.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Feel like I'm going mad cos my sister cannot remember this TV show. I couldn't tell you a thing about a single episode but the intro and stupidly long end credits are burned into my brain. youtu.be/W8gKkiAry4U?...
youtu.be
Ovide and the Gang - Opening Theme and Closing Credits HQ
YouTube video by RetroDakota
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Can't believe they've turned the London 2012 beach volleyball courts into some poncey equestrian centre.
Daft cosplay jockeys desecrating the beach volleyball grounds.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hang on, is that the pod Homer ejected?
The London Eye with a pod missing.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Watched 'Masters of the Universe' (2026) and did not hate it.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Went to see Assassin's Creed: The Movie the night. Decent imo.
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Tracker_TD @tracker-td.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
now reopening SEGAWorld Trocadero is a policy I can get behind
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I know this is an unfortunate necessity of the grubby deal to get power, but Wes Streeting being in charge of anything, other than polishing his giant face, is just depressing.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So... does Spain own the Falklands now?
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Be funny if It Happens now.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is a pile of fucking wank. #wc2026
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Had never heard of 'Sugar', the Colin Farrell noir-me-do, but stuck it on on a whim and I very much enjoyed it. Worth watching without any further information, imo.
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 15/07/2026
Finally it's my moment to shine
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Smart watches are good at detecting everything you do in your sleep. Breathing, heart rate, dreaming etc. Can they detect how often you cup yours balls? Surely there's a sensor that knows a watch's proximity to scrota.
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Haha, the Falklands banner has made the news. Grow up.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bellingham really losing his battle with gravity.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Surely even England fans want that dirge of an anthem binned?
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
To understand the ZX Spectrum and why games were better then, you only have to see this image and know that it was real
"Don't Buy This" by Firebird. "Five of the worst games ever". They weren't even really joking, I happened to think two of them were good, but three of them were dreadful. You still paid for it! You bought it if you thought that was funny, and enough people did to make it worth the print run. We did!
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
'The Killers' is a bit of a silly name for a cheesy pop rock group.
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Took a break from the #discworld read-through for a wee bit but just finished Soul Music and now onto this. I didn't realise how long Rincewind was gone for cos I read them all out of order before. A real delight to have him back for this one.
The 17th Discworld novel 'Interesting Times'
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Tommy G @tommygallacher.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
*All* loyalist bonfires are hate crimes.
That freedom of speech painting.
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