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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Estimated cost for five years of universal pre-k in the U.S. is about $175 billion.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/03/2026

Timothée Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form ‘Bunraku’ theonion.com/timothee-chalamet-unde…

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

The rise of the far right is not a problem unique to the US. Our elite impunity problem, however, seems to be on an order of magnitude worse than a lot of our peers.

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2026

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

never fails to amaze that the conspiratorial right correctly deduced that the nation was being run by a secret cabal of elite pedophiles, were so justifiably horrified that they marshaled their forces to topple the institutions of power, and then voted for the pedophiles three times in a row.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.

Wikipedia sections of an article.

1: early life and career as a pirate.
2: archbishop of York.

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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I started this brand because Indiana lost the Pinstripe Bowl. Indiana Football is going to the National Championship.

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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Indiana (undefeated, #1 in the country, B1G Champs) is going to the Rose Bowl

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/12/2025

Watching by far the greatest moment in the 127-year history of Indiana Hoosiers football. Sure seems like conference titles still matter

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

okay the kids are off to school so I filed dozens of FOIAs to learn what programs were selling the most booze the answer is obviously Wisconsin (by a LOT lmao) but here's who else cracked the top of the list. raw sales data and per capita data here: www.extrapointsmb.com/p/who-is-sel...

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Who is selling the most booze at football games this year? We FOIA'd to find out.

SURPRISE! Wisconsin football fans enjoy adult beverages, film at 11.

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Homey literally said "touch mass"

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/10/2025

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/10/2025

really striking the degree to which not a single person working in the trump administration appears to be interested in serving the american people

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Old Dominion > VT > NC State > UVA > Florida State > Alabama > Georgia

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 16/09/2025

The Big Ten Conference

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.

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Lindsay Ballant @lballant.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

give Arch Manning some time, he's just a junior quarterback starting at home for a team loaded with talent against one of the worst defenses in college football

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

there was never going to be a world in which the right didn’t claim the left was celebrating the death of charlie kirk, no matter how respectable anyone tried to be.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Wait so not everyone goes 11-1 and goes to the College Football Playoff in their first year as Head Coach

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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 29/08/2025

America should apologize for not handing out participation trophies at Appomattox so nobody felt bad about losing the Civil War

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Taylor Swift show your support for your beloved fiancé's favorite college football team by eating this

a plate of skyline chili served over pasta with several pounds of shredded cheese on top o

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2025

Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

random but I actually noticed several hundred people ransacking a prominent Washington DC government building a few years ago, any chance we can get started with them? it was on video so it should be pretty easy to track them down

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

You sure about this, Google?

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Well as a US Senator, my job is twofold. Of course you have to do a lot of fundraising, campaigns are expensive. So there's a lot of that. And also sometimes I go on Benny Johnson's podcast and tell him that I'm too scared to drive into the city for a Cincinnati Reds game these days.

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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Hey the Soviets lied about economic data all the time and everything turned out fine for them

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 28/07/2025

Anyone who thinks All Religion = Christian Nationalism is someone who has experienced life in a (probably really caucasian, for one thing) bubble. That's ok, we've all been placed in one bubble or another. It's good to think outside the bubbles whenever we find the opportunities 👍

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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

We're Coming Home. Our first retail store opens August 19th in Bloomington. www.homefieldapparel.com/pages/cant-m...

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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Personally, I think it’s cool that INDIANA is the yet again the main character of college football and is making everyone lose their minds in July

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Speaking for myself, I’ve never had a crisis of faith because I suddenly realized "Wow, I don't believe any of this." It’s always come from looking around at other Christians — the ones I was supposed to look up to, guys like Mike Johnson — and realizing "Wow, *they* don’t believe any of this."

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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 17/07/2025

There is only one good surveillance app and it’s the Merlin bird app.

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