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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 14/10/2026
This gets more and more insane every week.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 13/10/2026
My feeling is: You aren't thinking big enough. They're never leaving.
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 30/09/2026
@1900hotdog.bsky.social I think the real untold story of Frank Dux, is how he's actually a "Simple Jack" and a group of bullies just convinced him that all of this stuff actually happened.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 30/09/2026
New startup idea: Remote speech therapy to resolve vocal fry. With AI... for some reason.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 29/09/2026
I have been assured by Boomers that it's not their fault.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 20/09/2026
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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
ALT: Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 18/09/2026
Well... there's always the FBI: abcnews4.com/news/nation-...
abcnews4.com
Woman faces felony charge after investigation into alleged sexual activity with dog
The investigation began after detectives learned of social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff’s office said
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 17/09/2026
Jean Luc!
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 16/09/2026
@1900hotdog.bsky.social You’ve gotta get @johnkiriakou.bsky.social on the final Dux-cast. That would be epic.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 13/09/2026
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Michael Scott Cringe Face
Alt: I don't like our odds.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 13/09/2026
Am I alone in thinking that vocal fry is like inverse ASMR?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 11/09/2026
This election cycle's "October Surprise" is going to be really stupid isn't it? archive.ph/KwO1v
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 10/09/2026
If this is too right wing for you... person... I have news for you...
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 05/09/2026
This would be a comically stupid move... Although... It could distract from Iran... futurism.com/science-ener...
futurism.com
Former Obama Admin Official Says It's Time To Consider Military Strikes on Chinese Data Centers to Prevent Them From Reaching AGI
A new report by a former Obama-era national security advisor calls for the US to begin preparing drills in response to China's AI development.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 30/08/2026
I think it would be epic if we started buying land a few miles away from these billionaire underground bug out shelters and setting up concrete batching plants. Because... You know...
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 24/08/2026
Is this why 40% of Gen-X doesn't have any retirement savings?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 12/08/2026
My Dad taught me to place the hot dog diagonally on the bread slice.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 11/08/2026
Seeing the Bluesky discourse today makes me think that 2028 is going to make a lot of people scream cry in disbelief.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 06/08/2026
You mean to tell me that whole thing was fake? 🤣 www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
washingtonpost.com
Elon Musk’s DOGE made big errors in claims of government savings, GAO finds
The government watchdog found that billions of dollars in DOGE’s public tally could not be verified and that some claimed cuts never happened.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 06/08/2026
In contempt of congress for asserting 5th amendment protections. Very expected.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 06/08/2026
We gotta get @johnkiriakou.bsky.social in on this…
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Secret Man Episode 2 is out today! It's called The Piss Meeting With Napoleon Blownapart, so that's pretty self-explanatory. on.soundcloud.com/DRXa60EBK2q6...
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The Secret Men: Part 2 - The Piss Meeting with Napoleon Blownapart
Napoleon Blownapart joins the DOGGZZONE to enter the DUXZZONE! It's more mayhem, madness, and lies on this second episode of the Secret Men. We're still workshopping titles. Is JAMFEETS better?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 05/08/2026
Yes I could still do my job. If it were banned, my willingness to give it up would be irrelevant.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 04/08/2026
Being on team "no build" sure does feel good on NPM supply-chain vulnerability day.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 04/08/2026
Yeah but, what if it's wildly successful?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 31/07/2026
Lame.
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We actually did it! The all Frank Dux Podcast series drops today. Check out The Secret Man with @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/R5NEslW2FDSv...
soundcloud.com
The Secret Men: Part 1 - The Sex Brush with Jason Pargin
FINALLY! The DOGGZZONE gives you what you truly want... an ALL FRANK DUX PODCAST SERIES. Jason Pargin, Seanbaby, and Robert Brockway brave the blood stained pages of "The Secret Man" in what may be th
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There is a bitter debate over whether I am very good or very bad at book promotion but I do not think history will judge me kindly bit.ly/crabscrabscrabs
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 28/07/2026
One time I was at a Whataburger in Pensacola at 3 A.M. and had a Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit that I still think about.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 28/07/2026
At this rate, SpaceX is about to aquire Neuralink.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 27/07/2026
@gwestr.me You ready for a Boring IPO sir? 247wallst.com/investing/20...
247wallst.com
After Losing 40% Of His Net Worth In A Month, Elon Musk Attempts To Raise $4 Billion For Another Company
Elon Musk just watched roughly half a trillion dollars evaporate from his net worth in a single month, yet he is quietly seeking billions for the one company in his portfolio that almost nobody bother...
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 22/07/2026
I believe this about as much as I believe that young person who said they work 24 hours a day because they taught themselves to lucid dream so they could work while they sleep. The Prime Minister is a human, they would be dead after a month or two of this.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 22/07/2026
The right-wing be like: "i GuESS thEy DoN't haVe NighT tiMe in NeW zEaLand!!"
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 21/07/2026
That’s why he needs the TRT.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 19/07/2026
do these guys work on political and cultural dynamics?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 20/07/2026
Usha and J.D. Vance just welcomed a baby boy. They didn't name him Donald. I'd say J.D. has 6 months left.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 19/07/2026
Boy I sure hope there aren't any oil refineries in the path of this storm...
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George Chidi, Evil Reporter @neonflag.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is me on Beale Street tonight in Memphis. The Memphis Safe Task Force isn't disclosing what they know about the Tyrin Johnson killing. Perhaps one of the National Guard will speak privately to me about what happened.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 17/07/2026
Ashley is the bomb. She was there for me when I needed someone to gush about seeing Endgame early to.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 17/07/2026
alias claude-yolo='claude --dangerously-skip-permissions'
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 17/07/2026
I was always fascinated by the card catalog. Fun fact: My sister is a Librarian.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 16/07/2026
Harvey Onion Soup Mix
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 16/07/2026
Quick, no one look up where Ted Cruz was born...
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 16/07/2026
I ran a marathon the day after running a half marathon. So uh... don't trust my opinion.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 16/07/2026
I used Claude to help me fix a dead key on my son's digital piano. Ask me anything.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 15/07/2026
Same trick works with "Look at this asshole"
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 15/07/2026
Claude helped walk me through fixing a dead key on my son's digital piano. I guess it's worth AT LEAST $20 dollars this month. 😅
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 14/07/2026
You know who's pushing who's pushing the anti-datacenter agenda? Sports gambling companies. They don't want too many people to look at how ruinous it is.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 14/07/2026
It's almost like... there are other engineers in the world that can figure shit out too...
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