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Maybe not THE Tom Hanks... but A Tom Hanks.

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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 5h
Tesla Roadster event.
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The Fonz Jumps the Shark in Happy Days
ALT: The Fonz Jumps the Shark in Happy Days
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 5h
I'm disappointed, I couldn't wait to see video of that system malfunctioning and sending some dope into a drainage ditch.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 6h
I hope the jet thruster things are real. Can't wait to see some dipshit absolutely wreck his shit playing with it.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 14/10/2026
This gets more and more insane every week.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 14/10/2026
Just need 100% more Lars Ulrich I guess. 😬
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 13/10/2026
My feeling is: You aren't thinking big enough. They're never leaving.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 12/10/2026
Dang. Still a cool watch! I found this when going through my Dad's things: www.reddit.com/r/pocketwatc...
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From the pocketwatches community on Reddit: What do I have here?
Explore this post and more from the pocketwatches community
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 12/10/2026
Nice! Can you open the back and see the movement?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 12/10/2026
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Jim Cramer: Buy Buy Buy
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 02/10/2026
Tesla Autopilot sponsored by Xanax.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 02/10/2026
Why the fuck would someone use this if it makes the nerve wracked?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 01/10/2026
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Sassy Yup Reaction
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 30/09/2026
This shit ain't automatic?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 30/09/2026
Counselor, as a software engineer, I just have to say: Buckle the fuck up.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 30/09/2026
@1900hotdog.bsky.social I think the real untold story of Frank Dux, is how he's actually a "Simple Jack" and a group of bullies just convinced him that all of this stuff actually happened.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 30/09/2026
New startup idea: Remote speech therapy to resolve vocal fry. With AI... for some reason.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 30/09/2026
Makes me wonder how many times this has happened where they successfully swept this under the rug.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 30/09/2026
I put a Ring driveway cam up to keep tabs on my neighbor who was suffering from Adderall psychosis. That was... yeah.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 29/09/2026
I have been assured by Boomers that it's not their fault.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 29/09/2026
He must have written the response that Cornell gave eh?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 29/09/2026
Without the explosions though... Right? Without the explosions?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 25/09/2026
I wish, with every fiber of my being, that whatever it is your talking about was the only thing we were fighting about. Also, the nitro coldbrew with sweet cream is awesome.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 25/09/2026
I totally agree! What has a tech company ever done to make people question their actual motives you know?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 23/09/2026
Just wait until they start prohibiting the exporting of diesel. 🤦‍♂️
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 22/09/2026
It's funny random folks that I've talked to who are against single payer healthcare: Absolutely do not have the best healthcare money can buy. It's fucking weird.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 21/09/2026
For a lot of folks I've encountered, yes.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 20/09/2026
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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 19/09/2026
I don’t pronounce the ‘a’.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 18/09/2026
Well... there's always the FBI: abcnews4.com/news/nation-...
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Woman faces felony charge after investigation into alleged sexual activity with dog
The investigation began after detectives learned of social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff’s office said
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 17/09/2026
Jean Luc!
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 17/09/2026
Damn counselor, what are your laptop's specs?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 16/09/2026
@1900hotdog.bsky.social You’ve gotta get @johnkiriakou.bsky.social on the final Dux-cast. That would be epic.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 15/09/2026
Please bro, regulate our competition out of business bro, please!
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 14/09/2026
Yeah but ASI says it's not true. Check mate libs.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 14/09/2026
Yeah but great an ASI would just work around the smart President.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 13/09/2026
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Michael Scott Cringe Face
Alt: I don't like our odds.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 13/09/2026
Am I alone in thinking that vocal fry is like inverse ASMR?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 12/09/2026
The real question is: Do they have a Freddy Fazbear in stock?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 11/09/2026
This election cycle's "October Surprise" is going to be really stupid isn't it? archive.ph/KwO1v
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Welcome to nginx
If you see this page, the nginx web server is successfully installed and working. Further configuration is required.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 11/09/2026
Right on!
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 10/09/2026
I literally just said: "What the fuck is a Grok bot?"
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 10/09/2026
Is unification picking up steam or are we just complaining about the latest asshole at 10 Downing?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 10/09/2026
If this is too right wing for you... person... I have news for you...
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 08/09/2026
I don't think it would matter if datacenters produced water. There's no appetite for any of it It just reads as a sign of decline to me.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 08/09/2026
All the for/against data center discourse is uninteresting to me. How's re-industrialization supposed to work? If a community can't handle the power and water requirements of a datacenter, how would it handle the power and water demands of heavy industry?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 07/09/2026
Elon has cooked so many brains. I guess he's supposed to be Gus Gorman from Superman 3 or some shit?
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 07/09/2026
It's because of data centers. Look into it.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 05/09/2026
This would be a comically stupid move... Although... It could distract from Iran... futurism.com/science-ener...
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Former Obama Admin Official Says It's Time To Consider Military Strikes on Chinese Data Centers to Prevent Them From Reaching AGI
A new report by a former Obama-era national security advisor calls for the US to begin preparing drills in response to China's AI development.
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Tom Hanks @tombatron.dev · 04/09/2026
Touche.
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