Tom Creighton @tom.party · 26/09/20264yo, very casually at breakfast: are pancakes made out of horses? 030
Reposted by Tom CreightonStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :) 251069219
Reposted by Tom CreightonJhey ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ @jhey.dev · 17/09/2026one does not simply reveal a password 👁️ 731934
Reposted by Tom CreightonDan Hon @danhon.com · 11/09/2026magic actually was run as a loss leader and was made widely available to everyone in part due to a zero interest rate policy and lots of sovereign wealth funds, but then that bubble popped and now magic costs a lot more (also it turns out the magic was actually being offshored and done elsewhere, so 1304
Reposted by Tom CreightonÆtheric Survey Station @aethericsurvey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sample 0252 · locus 0xB7DA Auspices: all · 100ft · instant 021
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 02/09/2026“I got that dog in me” – man involved in a teleportation accident 041
Reposted by Tom CreightonDan Hon @danhon.com · 17/08/2026Actually the Burn, the devastating galaxy-wide incident that took down the United Federation of Planets when dilithium broke, was caused by an extended GitHub outage 4768
Reposted by Tom CreightonJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/08/2026before i became a parent i’d always roll my eyes at people who insisted that their kid was getting larger over time, but now i get it. my kid is almost two years old now and i would bet money that he’s bigger than he was when he was born 421934157
Reposted by Tom CreightonIngrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 11/08/2026why say "the pace of technological change is accelerating" when you could say that the years start coming and they don't stop coming 1388
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 31/07/2026An experiment that never quite found its feet. Thanks to those who tried it (and paid for it!), you’re the best. ❤️ 080
Reposted by Tom CreightonAnuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 29/07/2026There's great benefit in being a first-mover and grow with things that have the potential to be wildly successful, one of which is helping shape it. You can be in the Substack heap, or you can help build the Atmosphere among probably one of the kindest builder communities you'll ever find. 2324
Reposted by Tom CreightonChris Erl @chriserl.ca · 27/07/2026#HamOnt: oh no we can't build 60 units of affordable housing on an underused parking lot and ensure 12 units will go to veterans and that they'll be accessible to people priced out of the housing market won't somebody think of the defenceless cars waaahhhhhhhhhh New York: 1025160
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 23/07/20264yo: [looking at our garbage and recycling out at the curb, exasperated] Why did the garbage man bring us all this garbage? 140
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 22/07/2026Neal Stephenson’s “Snow Crash”, but I’ll grant you it’s also very Gibsonian 120
Reposted by Tom Creightonsami 🔵 @hellosami.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I made a website that lets you cut out old magazines from the internet archive (or any PDFs you own) and make collage art out of them: ✂️ clipart.studio 401515504
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 12/07/2026My old twitterbot, Blockcastles, is (finally) resurrected on Bsky. 0252
Reposted by Tom Creightonceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives, 2578421846
Reposted by Tom CreightonCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video. 116123473969
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 05/06/2026Everyone debating AI design tools meanwhile the actual design is happening on a walk to get a little treat 0200
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 29/05/2026Just found out that Posthog’s internal query language is called HogQL and I don’t know what to do with this information 040
Reposted by Tom CreightonNeven Mrgan @mrgan.com · 26/05/2026Every app is so thirsty after you take a screenshot. “Trying to share this? 🤔 There’s an easier way! 😻 po.ob/1awuM” No I’m screenshotting the fact that your button label is truncated so it says “Usage Anal…” do you have a better way for me to dunk on that with friends 11018
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 26/05/2026If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs 060
Reposted by Tom Creightonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/05/2026he also snuck a prompt injection in there that ensouls your chatbot if you ask it to give you a summary so watch out 2075649
Reposted by Tom Creightonkotsy @itsonlykotsy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Since 1951: Canada's Oldest Weather Beacon 37418
Reposted by Tom CreightonTom Creighton @tom.party · 04/05/2025Everybody: May the fourth be with you Me, extremely pious: And also with you 151
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 29/04/2026If your Slack doesn’t have the cowboy-cool-cry-mild-panic emoji are you truly a startup 120
Reposted by Tom Creightonわはは @mrbowers.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Wanna see the best "back to top" webpage functionality I've ever seen? Go here, scroll to bottom, click button. city-the-animation.com/bddvd/city-the-animation.comBlu-ray&DVD 第1巻 | 『CITY THE ANIMATION』公式サイト『CITY THE ANIMATION』2025年7月6日よりABCテレビ、TOKYO MX、テレビ愛知、BS11にて放送開始！ 10611338
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 05/04/2026Startup swag has tragically ignored the commemorative plate 2131
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 03/04/2026Every app’s release notes: Bug fixes and improvements Release notes before they stopped me from writing them: Y’all remember being a baby? Yeah me neither but I bet you five AMERICAN dollars that this release is like the gentle touch of a loving parent upon your newborn brow 030
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 26/03/20264yo: Dada can you play the song that goes 🎵 Jealous oats Me: … I don’t know if I know that one. Can you sing more of it? 4yo: [long pause] 🎵 Jealous oats 120
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 10/03/2026Quite! It’s a different type of workflow. (I’ve already thrown out a bunch of work and started over, so nothing’s fixed in stone at this point) 110
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 10/03/2026Great question! Short answer: it’s easier and faster to build. 110
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 10/03/2026I’m currently rebuilding Pageboy as a more capable web app, so: sure, why not? 210
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 09/03/2026If you want to add some whimsy to your web projects I dropped two very small JS libraries for you: Hologram (scroll-driven color shifting) and Line Boil (hand-drawn-animation-style wigglies). github.com/tomcreighton... github.com/tomcreighton... Please enjoy! 181
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 22/02/2026I wasn’t aware until this very moment that ‘pencil crayons’ was a Canadianism 010
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 13/02/2026A terrible accident – my body pinned by twisted metal, blood pooling beneath my cheek, the wind blowing shattered glass and the stink of spilled gasoline into my face. In the distance, I hear a cheerful voice calling “Just yelp for help” [Paw Patrol theme plays] 150
Tom Creighton @tom.party · 10/02/2026"Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue" Four-factor authentication is now activated for your wedding 060
