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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 14h

Cheers, #Crew96 fam. A toast to those who did the thing, and those who supported it along the way.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Can we with Sanch* to a one-game contract?

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Good news everyone. I thought this was a phishing email, but the email address is clearly legit.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The weather can stay like this for a while, yeah.

A fire in an outdoor fire pit with a pair of feet propped on the edge.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Online poll worker training time! (FYI, poll workers get paid for training on addition to working the election!)

Picture of a computer monitor showing a training video for poll workers.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's official: @mattdoyle.bsky.social understands what it means to be a long-time #Crew96 fan.

Matt Doyle's MLS power rankings. They show Columbus Crew at 23rd, down five spots. Text says, "Okay fine they're bad. I won't let them fool me again."

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

AI cannot get even simple shit right. And when companies tell you they're reviewing the AI content to ensure accuracy, they're lying.

AI generated match summary saying Crew had 58% possession and 12 shots.

Notice saying "Portions of this content were generated with the assistance of artificial intelligence and we review frequently for accuracy and quality."

Match data showing Crew with 58.7% possession (which would be rounded to 59%) and 13 shots.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You would think this was tornado damage. Nope. This is how they "trim" trees in Columbus near power lines.

A tree branch that looks like it was gnawed off.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is the most on-brand part of it all.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Looks like "Keep Columbus Beautiful" is with you. 👀

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The team says he's not 😂

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

According to the roster, #Crew96 still haven't signed a center back.

Columbus Crew roster screenshot listing Eric Bailly as a midfielder.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Email from ticket rep is solely blaming MLS for the schedule change. Interesting spin.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Listen, that's a diagram of one of Morgan's favorite spaceships from Star trek.

A diagram of MLS stupid fuckboy idiot moronic bullshit playoff proposal. It looks like a space ship.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Me: "Hmm, my watch thinks my morning walk was longer than usual. Wonder why..." *Looks at map of walking route in the fitness app* BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A walking route map that follows no streets or paths, and cuts through houses, yards, and highways with equal disdain for reality.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Big storms are fun because then you get to see the absolute dumbest shapes in power outage maps.

An AEP outage map showing a long, skinny, wedge-shaped outage that spreads across several municipalities over several miles, but is only a couple hundred feet wide.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I don't remember this line from the cartoon.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I would love to see that shitty has station take on even one real organization and get their asses handed to them. So many sports lawyers would absolutely demolish them.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It would literally not affect my life at all if AI were banned tomorrow.

Screenshot of a post reading: all of the people who are anti-ai or want to slow ai progress, I have one question: if AI disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without chatgpt, Claude, or any other ai tool? Imagine ai was suddenly banned. Would you actually be willing to give it up?

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

From what I've heard, he's more of a basketball guy. 🏀

Screenshot of caption during Leagues Cup saying "Larry Bird will be the new commissioner of (MLS)."

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Not according to major league soccer soccer dot com

Bench players for Miami vs. Columbus. No Messi in the bench. Baby.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Actually, I now realize why Trump loves RFK Jr. so much.

Photos of Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter and RFK Jr as himself.

Pam Beesly says they're the same photo.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Hell yeah! More ceremonial first kicks with old people! #Crew96

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Happy anniversary to the time #Crew96 unironically brought a giant cow into the parking lot of the old stadium. For reference, here's @morganhughes.bsky.social and I making the world's greatest album cover art with it.

Giant black and white cow in a parking lot, facing left.

In the foreground, a young man gazes off to the distant left as well, perhaps considering his mortality.

Behind him, an old man holds a lone udder.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I love texting with those "can I buy your house" people.

Text from one of those shitty quote will buy your house quote types. The douche in question is asking for the wrong person (not me) and the wrong address.

I told him to fuck himself with a rusty chainsaw.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I'm sorry. A Mexican style hot chocolate Blizzard made with WHAT??? 🧓

Dairy Queen sign advertising a Mexican style hot chocolate Blizzard made with ABUELITA™.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Are you serious, @nytimes.com? It takes balls to go after Gallego for taking trips (not okay, for the record) an hour after mentioning Trump making himself BILLIONS OF DOLLARS THROUGH THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT.