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Todd S. Jordan

@toddsjordan.bsky.social
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A horror writer and a sorry sack of guts. THE FLESH I WANT coming 2027, Titan Books. Agent: Julie Gourinchas, Bell Lomax Moreton. Pre-order: www.linktr.ee/toddsjordan

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These absolute DORKS seem to think we aren’t listening to their shit AI music because it isn’t “good”. It ISN’T good, but that’s not the reason. We won’t listen to it because it’s morally bankrupt on every level. And that’s never, ever going to change.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I literally cannot believe that this happened AND YET APPARENTLY IT DID 😭 ♥️ 📕
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fly safe, @claymcleod.bsky.social 🙏 Here’s hoping you like how it ends ❤️
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love to see one Jordan supporting another ❤️🤜🤛❤️
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sara “THE RED SACRAMENT” hinkley @boneysoups.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the flesh YOU want, on netgalley, starting now
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My debut horror novel THE FLESH I WANT is now available to request on NetGalley and I think that’s rad!
A copy of the book THE FLESH I WANT by Todd S. Jordan. Man, it looks so cool. The text beside it says, “Available now on NetGalley. Titan Books.”
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This joke also works with Parker Finn.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zach Cregger? I hardly know her!
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wish there was a movie where the hills actually DID have eyes.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did not expect to wake up this morning and blast high-volume Counting Crows, but CAMP MIASMA really did a number on me.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just learned fingernails grow faster in hot weather. So that’s why you’ve probably been trimming yours more often.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What I wanna know is, how did the Cyclops milk all those sheep to make his cheese? Such tiny teats. Such big fingers.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh no. I’m on the train to London for a day of serious meetings, and I’ve only just realised I’m wearing my novelty glow-in-the-dark Jason Voorhees shoes.
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Titan Books @titanbooks.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
THE FLESH I WANT by @toddsjordan.bsky.social🩸 A captivating and terrifying literary body horror set on the south coast of England about desire, the male gaze, and the gory lengths we will go to satisfy our hunger... tinyurl.com/yhtuhj34
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I used to be baffled by the fact the people most excited by AI routinely understand the least about it. Then it dawned on me: They don’t want to understand things, know things, learn things. That’s why they’re excited. It’s what they’ve been waiting for their whole lives; the end of learning.
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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy ‘Gradually Dawning Sense of Horror’ Day to all who celebrate
Screenshot of New Yorker website showing the opening paragraph of Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery: The morning of June 27th was clear and sunny, with the fresh warmth of a full-summer day; the flowers were blossoming profusely and the grass was richly green. The people of the village began to gather in the square, between the post office and the bank, around ten o’clock; in some towns there were so many people that the lottery took two days and had to be started on June 26th, but in this village, where there were only about three hundred people, the whole lottery took only about two hours, so it could begin at ten o’clock in the morning and still be through in time to allow the villagers to get home for noon dinner.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The reason old people sneeze so loud is because they simply do not give a fuck. And that’s cool.
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Titan Books @titanbooks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A huge thank you to @dailydead.bsky.social for helping reveal the cover for THE FLESH I WANT by @toddsjordan.bsky.social, coming in February 2027🩸 A captivating horror about the gory lengths we will go to satisfy our hunger...
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hey you check out the cover of my freakin’ little book because I love it so muchhhhh 🪱🩸📕
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Twice now I’ve overheard people describe movies as 2nd-person POV experiences. “… that scene where you go down the corridor…” “…the part when the monster’s chasing you…” I’m not complaining—language updates all the time. Just interesting to me. Is this video game culture leaking into film?
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Alright I’m off to Stokercon. Say hi if you’re going too, I wanna meet all the weirdos.
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Dan Coxon @dancoxon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm walking 20k for Macmillan Cancer Support in 11 days' time with our eldest, but basically forgot about it and now have a little over a week to raise sponsorship. All of which is a long-winded way of saying PLEASE SPONSOR ME. mightyhikesfundraising.macmillan.org.uk/fundraising/...
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Will you donate to Dan's fundraising page?
Support my Mighty Hike challenge for people living with cancer
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Dead Weight is out TODAY! 🎉🥳 It's translated by the very talented @maryrobinettekowal.com, it got a starred review from Publisher's Weekly and a bunch of very nice blurbs from people I admire a LOT. It's available wherever books are sold*! (*In the US, UK rights are still up for grabs!)
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Dead Weight by Hildur Knútsdóttir
A woman leading a routine life is pushed by circumstance to violent extremes in this impressively subtle and slow-burning psycho...
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Through the dark of futures past, the magician longs to see, one chants out between two worlds… Fairuza Balk with me.
The actor, Fairuza Balk, from the movie The Craft.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Is there a better three album run than Badmotorfinger > Superunknown > Down On The Upside? I know this is the sort of thing old men say when they give up caring about new stuff, but HOLY CRAP.
The cover of the album Badmotorfinger, by Soundgarden.The cover of the album Superunknown, by Soundgarden.The cover of the album Down On The Upside, by Soundgarden.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Read outside your genre. Read inside your genre. READ.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
New first draft in the bag. ⚰️👅
The first page of a manuscript, with the title Coffin Licker, by Todd S. Jordan (that’s me.)
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I wish I had the confidence of the person I once met at a party who; after asking what I was reading, said: “Ah yes, I’ve read that. But when I read it, it was called something else.”
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’ve only just realised there must be a semantic connection between Boa Constrictor and Feather Boa. Does boa mean “thing that wraps around another thing”? If so, it’s pretty cool there is a word for that.
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sunyi @sunyidean.com · 08/05/2026
Wishing a very merry Go Fuck Yourself to everyone who voted reform yesterday May you get the local government you deserve. (Just a shame we have to get it, too).
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Talking about Hokum and refusing to call Adam Scott anything other than “the guy from Hellraiser 4.”
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’m thinking about getting into Iron Maiden.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Who needs an EGOT when you’ve got ERGOT?? *falls twitching to the ground, speaking in tongues*
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The thing about me is that I’m two thirds Bobby Hill, one third Hank Hill.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A lot of men seem to think they’re Bart Simpson, while they’re really just Mr. Burns with botox.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
IMDB should have a section for TV shows where it tells you how many episodes you have to watch before it gets good.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Aw crap. A new story idea is distracting me from the story I’m writing as a distraction from the story I’m *meant* to be writing.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Not to be a guy who posts about a TV show, but I’m enjoying Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen. It’s got a bit of shared DNA with stuff like Beau Is Afraid and I’m Thinking Of Ending Things.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I was browsing in a book shop today. The staff were listening to quiet music. It was a chill environment. Nice vibe. A customer started singing along to the music at full concert volume. REALLY belting it out, like she was at the opera (as opposed to, you know, a tiny independent book shop). (1/3)
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I am EXTREMELY pumped for this one!
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I took a week off work and immediately (as in, the moment I closed my laptop), got super sick. I sort of don’t mind? Spoilers for the movie Phantom Thread, but it sort of feels like my body has done a Phantom Thread on me.
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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Just once I would like drink a fluorescent vial of mysterious liquid and violently transform into something horrific and unfathomable. Just ONCE.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 04/03/2026
Hi quick reminder :) If you do not preorder THE RED SACRAMENT by @boneysoups.bsky.social I will come over to your house and bite you myself :) And I am not a vampire so it will be horrible and painful and messy :) www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/817973...
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The Red Sacrament by Sara Hinkley: 9781835410820 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
A savage, hypnotic dive into the lives and deaths of a coven of vampires living in 19th Century Paris on the cusp of revolt and revolution, perfect for fans of Silvia Moreno-Garcia, Laura Purcell and ...
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Nicola @scrapegroat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Terrifying.
Sign on door says Please be careful there may be someone behind this door
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I hope the spider living under my sink is having a happy life.
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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Why does my cat freak out every time I listen to DEVO? She’s fine with every other band, but for some reason they turn her into an absolute gremlin.
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Benedict Anning @benedictanning.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
TK-15_ACTIVE // COUNTDOWN_BEGINS pre-order here: linktr.ee/benedictanning
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