Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These absolute DORKS seem to think we aren’t listening to their shit AI music because it isn’t “good”. It ISN’T good, but that’s not the reason. We won’t listen to it because it’s morally bankrupt on every level. And that’s never, ever going to change. 092
Reposted by Todd S. JordanThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1762582386
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I literally cannot believe that this happened AND YET APPARENTLY IT DID 😭 ♥️ 📕 3110
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fly safe, @claymcleod.bsky.social 🙏 Here’s hoping you like how it ends ❤️ 130
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Love to see one Jordan supporting another ❤️🤜🤛❤️ 000
Reposted by Todd S. Jordansara “THE RED SACRAMENT” hinkley @boneysoups.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the flesh YOU want, on netgalley, starting now 042
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My debut horror novel THE FLESH I WANT is now available to request on NetGalley and I think that’s rad! 164
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I wish there was a movie where the hills actually DID have eyes. 221
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Did not expect to wake up this morning and blast high-volume Counting Crows, but CAMP MIASMA really did a number on me. 030
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I just learned fingernails grow faster in hot weather. So that’s why you’ve probably been trimming yours more often. 330
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What I wanna know is, how did the Cyclops milk all those sheep to make his cheese? Such tiny teats. Such big fingers. 020
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Oh no. I’m on the train to London for a day of serious meetings, and I’ve only just realised I’m wearing my novelty glow-in-the-dark Jason Voorhees shoes. 160
Reposted by Todd S. JordanTitan Books @titanbooks.bsky.social · 16/07/2026THE FLESH I WANT by @toddsjordan.bsky.social🩸 A captivating and terrifying literary body horror set on the south coast of England about desire, the male gaze, and the gory lengths we will go to satisfy our hunger... tinyurl.com/yhtuhj34 161
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I used to be baffled by the fact the people most excited by AI routinely understand the least about it. Then it dawned on me: They don’t want to understand things, know things, learn things. That’s why they’re excited. It’s what they’ve been waiting for their whole lives; the end of learning. 050
Reposted by Todd S. JordanMatthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him. 1143561512
Reposted by Todd S. JordanOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Happy ‘Gradually Dawning Sense of Horror’ Day to all who celebrate 5263105
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The reason old people sneeze so loud is because they simply do not give a fuck. And that’s cool. 130
Reposted by Todd S. JordanTitan Books @titanbooks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A huge thank you to @dailydead.bsky.social for helping reveal the cover for THE FLESH I WANT by @toddsjordan.bsky.social, coming in February 2027🩸 A captivating horror about the gory lengths we will go to satisfy our hunger... 0145
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Hey you check out the cover of my freakin’ little book because I love it so muchhhhh 🪱🩸📕 1103
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Twice now I’ve overheard people describe movies as 2nd-person POV experiences. “… that scene where you go down the corridor…” “…the part when the monster’s chasing you…” I’m not complaining—language updates all the time. Just interesting to me. Is this video game culture leaking into film? 010
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Alright I’m off to Stokercon. Say hi if you’re going too, I wanna meet all the weirdos. 130
Reposted by Todd S. JordanDan Coxon @dancoxon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I'm walking 20k for Macmillan Cancer Support in 11 days' time with our eldest, but basically forgot about it and now have a little over a week to raise sponsorship. All of which is a long-winded way of saying PLEASE SPONSOR ME. mightyhikesfundraising.macmillan.org.uk/fundraising/...mightyhikesfundraising.macmillan.org.ukWill you donate to Dan's fundraising page?Support my Mighty Hike challenge for people living with cancer 033
Reposted by Todd S. JordanHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Dead Weight is out TODAY! 🎉🥳 It's translated by the very talented @maryrobinettekowal.com, it got a starred review from Publisher's Weekly and a bunch of very nice blurbs from people I admire a LOT. It's available wherever books are sold*! (*In the US, UK rights are still up for grabs!)publishersweekly.comDead Weight by Hildur KnútsdóttirA woman leading a routine life is pushed by circumstance to violent extremes in this impressively subtle and slow-burning psycho... 1824963
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Through the dark of futures past, the magician longs to see, one chants out between two worlds… Fairuza Balk with me. 030
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Is there a better three album run than Badmotorfinger > Superunknown > Down On The Upside? I know this is the sort of thing old men say when they give up caring about new stuff, but HOLY CRAP. 531
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Read outside your genre. Read inside your genre. READ. 083
Reposted by Todd S. JordanDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone* 2935541014
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I wish I had the confidence of the person I once met at a party who; after asking what I was reading, said: “Ah yes, I’ve read that. But when I read it, it was called something else.” 130
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’ve only just realised there must be a semantic connection between Boa Constrictor and Feather Boa. Does boa mean “thing that wraps around another thing”? If so, it’s pretty cool there is a word for that. 030
Reposted by Todd S. Jordansunyi @sunyidean.com · 08/05/2026Wishing a very merry Go Fuck Yourself to everyone who voted reform yesterday May you get the local government you deserve. (Just a shame we have to get it, too). 0222
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Talking about Hokum and refusing to call Adam Scott anything other than “the guy from Hellraiser 4.” 030
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Who needs an EGOT when you’ve got ERGOT?? *falls twitching to the ground, speaking in tongues* 280
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The thing about me is that I’m two thirds Bobby Hill, one third Hank Hill. 010
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026A lot of men seem to think they’re Bart Simpson, while they’re really just Mr. Burns with botox. 020
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026IMDB should have a section for TV shows where it tells you how many episodes you have to watch before it gets good. 271
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Aw crap. A new story idea is distracting me from the story I’m writing as a distraction from the story I’m *meant* to be writing. 160
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Not to be a guy who posts about a TV show, but I’m enjoying Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen. It’s got a bit of shared DNA with stuff like Beau Is Afraid and I’m Thinking Of Ending Things. 120
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I was browsing in a book shop today. The staff were listening to quiet music. It was a chill environment. Nice vibe. A customer started singing along to the music at full concert volume. REALLY belting it out, like she was at the opera (as opposed to, you know, a tiny independent book shop). (1/3) 110
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I took a week off work and immediately (as in, the moment I closed my laptop), got super sick. I sort of don’t mind? Spoilers for the movie Phantom Thread, but it sort of feels like my body has done a Phantom Thread on me. 110
Reposted by Todd S. JordanAndrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Just once I would like drink a fluorescent vial of mysterious liquid and violently transform into something horrific and unfathomable. Just ONCE. 072
Reposted by Todd S. JordanPremee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 04/03/2026Hi quick reminder :) If you do not preorder THE RED SACRAMENT by @boneysoups.bsky.social I will come over to your house and bite you myself :) And I am not a vampire so it will be horrible and painful and messy :) www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/817973...penguinrandomhouse.comThe Red Sacrament by Sara Hinkley: 9781835410820 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: BooksA savage, hypnotic dive into the lives and deaths of a coven of vampires living in 19th Century Paris on the cusp of revolt and revolution, perfect for fans of Silvia Moreno-Garcia, Laura Purcell and ... 4609
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I hope the spider living under my sink is having a happy life. 040
Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Why does my cat freak out every time I listen to DEVO? She’s fine with every other band, but for some reason they turn her into an absolute gremlin. 120
Reposted by Todd S. JordanBenedict Anning @benedictanning.bsky.social · 25/02/2026TK-15_ACTIVE // COUNTDOWN_BEGINS pre-order here: linktr.ee/benedictanning 4219