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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And then Dr Loomis just gets super old and mad because his life has no focus

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

North America about to have its toes curl up like the wicked witch when that house fell on her head

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I will be floating about, haunting the bar, rattling my chains

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Congrats Keith, that’s well deserved

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

These absolute DORKS seem to think we aren’t listening to their shit AI music because it isn’t “good”. It ISN’T good, but that’s not the reason. We won’t listen to it because it’s morally bankrupt on every level. And that’s never, ever going to change.

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank you so much! It’s been quite the Monday.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank you so much Paul, it was quite the shock!

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I literally cannot believe that this happened AND YET APPARENTLY IT DID 😭 ♥️ 📕

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Emma I’m gonna cry, staaaaaaap 💔

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fly safe, @claymcleod.bsky.social 🙏 Here’s hoping you like how it ends ❤️

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Love to see one Jordan supporting another ❤️🤜🤛❤️

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sara “THE RED SACRAMENT” hinkley @boneysoups.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the flesh YOU want, on netgalley, starting now

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My debut horror novel THE FLESH I WANT is now available to request on NetGalley and I think that’s rad!

A copy of the book THE FLESH I WANT by Todd S. Jordan. Man, it looks so cool. The text beside it says, “Available now on NetGalley. Titan Books.”

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This joke also works with Parker Finn.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Zach Cregger? I hardly know her!

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I wish there was a movie where the hills actually DID have eyes.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Did not expect to wake up this morning and blast high-volume Counting Crows, but CAMP MIASMA really did a number on me.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If you’re open to a bit of body horror, my debut THE FLESH I WANT is coming out with Titan in Feb 2027. Set on the south coast of the UK in 1994, it’s about the male gaze and how desire shapes the bodies that it covets. Kinda gross, kinda sad! (DMs open if you like the sound of it.)

The cover of the novel THE FLESH I WANT, by Todd S. Jordan.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Well, I’m afraid I’m an extremely unscientific sort of person (I’m pro science, just lack the smart-meat in my thinker). I believe it’s something to do with blood flow? Zipping through the ol’ blood tubes a bit quicker in the heat?

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I just learned fingernails grow faster in hot weather. So that’s why you’ve probably been trimming yours more often.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What I wanna know is, how did the Cyclops milk all those sheep to make his cheese? Such tiny teats. Such big fingers.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Bro. BRO. You still have time to delete this. I don’t just mean the post. I mean, the whole idea.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It’s a Pinhead thong, and I have a doctor’s note for that.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Oh no. I’m on the train to London for a day of serious meetings, and I’ve only just realised I’m wearing my novelty glow-in-the-dark Jason Voorhees shoes.

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Titan Books @titanbooks.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

THE FLESH I WANT by @toddsjordan.bsky.social🩸 A captivating and terrifying literary body horror set on the south coast of England about desire, the male gaze, and the gory lengths we will go to satisfy our hunger... tinyurl.com/yhtuhj34

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I used to be baffled by the fact the people most excited by AI routinely understand the least about it. Then it dawned on me: They don’t want to understand things, know things, learn things. That’s why they’re excited. It’s what they’ve been waiting for their whole lives; the end of learning.

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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Happy ‘Gradually Dawning Sense of Horror’ Day to all who celebrate

Screenshot of New Yorker website showing the opening paragraph of Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery: The morning of June 27th was clear and sunny, with the fresh warmth of a full-summer day; the flowers were blossoming profusely and the grass was richly green. The people of the village began to gather in the square, between the post office and the bank, around ten o’clock; in some towns there were so many people that the lottery took two days and had to be started on June 26th, but in this village, where there were only about three hundred people, the whole lottery took only about two hours, so it could begin at ten o’clock in the morning and still be through in time to allow the villagers to get home for noon dinner.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Ahh thank you so much! I think there is a Kindle pre-order yes, but it won’t be out until February! I really hope you like it!!

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The reason old people sneeze so loud is because they simply do not give a fuck. And that’s cool.

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Titan Books @titanbooks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

A huge thank you to @dailydead.bsky.social for helping reveal the cover for THE FLESH I WANT by @toddsjordan.bsky.social, coming in February 2027🩸 A captivating horror about the gory lengths we will go to satisfy our hunger...

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Hey you check out the cover of my freakin’ little book because I love it so muchhhhh 🪱🩸📕

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

@benedictanning.bsky.social when I see you at FantasyCon, I fully expect you to smell of The Red Sacrament.

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Twice now I’ve overheard people describe movies as 2nd-person POV experiences. “… that scene where you go down the corridor…” “…the part when the monster’s chasing you…” I’m not complaining—language updates all the time. Just interesting to me. Is this video game culture leaking into film?

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Really enjoyed that, thanks Dan!

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Alright I’m off to Stokercon. Say hi if you’re going too, I wanna meet all the weirdos.

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Dan Coxon @dancoxon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I'm walking 20k for Macmillan Cancer Support in 11 days' time with our eldest, but basically forgot about it and now have a little over a week to raise sponsorship. All of which is a long-winded way of saying PLEASE SPONSOR ME. mightyhikesfundraising.macmillan.org.uk/fundraising/...

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Will you donate to Dan's fundraising page?

Support my Mighty Hike challenge for people living with cancer

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Dead Weight is out TODAY! 🎉🥳 It's translated by the very talented @maryrobinettekowal.com, it got a starred review from Publisher's Weekly and a bunch of very nice blurbs from people I admire a LOT. It's available wherever books are sold*! (*In the US, UK rights are still up for grabs!)

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Dead Weight by Hildur Knútsdóttir

A woman leading a routine life is pushed by circumstance to violent extremes in this impressively subtle and slow-burning psycho...

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Todd S. Jordan @toddsjordan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Through the dark of futures past, the magician longs to see, one chants out between two worlds… Fairuza Balk with me.

The actor, Fairuza Balk, from the movie The Craft.

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