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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Would you like to fight me now, or are you a coward

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me returning home from a shop at Aldi #CelebrityTraitors

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Miranda Hart coming out the grave looking like Zombie Hitler 💀 #CelebrityTraitors

Miranda Hart with dirt smudges on her top lip

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tubi and staring blankly into the middle distance remembering the time you said "orgasm" instead of "organism" in 4th grade science class and everyone laughed

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well here's your problem, these are patch notes for a guitar pedal.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I guess we know who ordered the Code Red.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The sentence "John Mulaney is playing Trip Hawkins in a John Madden biopic directed by David O. Russell" just made my brain do a hard reboot.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

6 episodes in and the only thing I’m really not enjoying in Lanterns are all of the awkward Harry Potter references that HBO has clearly demanded that they shoehorn in to literally every episode.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Others have said both of these things many times, but: 1) Imagine the reactions if literally any woman treated her on-set coworkers the way these method actor d-bags do 2) Funny how you never hear about method actors really going all in to portray a nice person

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Transformers only they look like every piece of consumer electronics from 1998” is such a calculated play for multiple vectors of nostalgia but FUCK apparently it works on me big time

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every day most headlines make me sad, but not for the usual reasons - it makes me sad to think about how terrible billionaires will probably taste when we finally eat them all.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Lots of folks talking very deservedly about Phantom of the Paradise and Used Cars, but Gerrit Graham gave a masterclass in comedy drunk acting on The Critic. Just an all-timer. youtu.be/Nxb1kEL4vPY?...

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Best of Franklin Sherman from The Critic (Jay's Dad)

YouTube video by dsargent724

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Universe: thank you so much for today’s gift of a new Angine de Poitrine song. But also fuck you very much for making me look at Jimmy Fallon’s dumb fucking face before I can hear it. youtu.be/38rvtcwhuw4?...

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Angine de Poitrine: Zugzegk | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Watching @jeffgerstmann.com play Blast Corps and realized how great the soundtrack is. Went to see if I could find it available to stream or download and, thanks Fandom. Super helpful.

The Fandom wiki page for the Blast Corps soundtrack, which says “Blast Corps has music, which are the music that fit in the game's background. The soundtrack includes many of all of the songs.”

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here is the closest thing to a Hot Take you will ever get out of me: I think the contestants on Game Changer this season are trying a bit too hard to be funny.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Okay. Am I dense? It says the watch will play a loud chime that can't be muted when someone presses the button, but the button press is to see the recap, right? The recap of the recording that the watch... already made? Before the loud chime? I'm not dense, right?

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It is entirely too early for this headline.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Honestly the only thing keeping me in the iOS ecosystem at this point is Fitness Plus, and now part of me wants to just figure out how to rip 20-30 of my favorite workout videos and get the hell out of dodge

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Cool to look at the Apple Watch on my wrist (which does not support this feature) and know it's the last one of these I will ever buy

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Oh my god sweater weather is back!!!!!!

Next week’s weather forecast for Long Beach. Highs will be around 79. At the top it shows that today’s high is One Hundred

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well, I certainly didn't have The Proclaimers down in the "Who will reveal themselves to be transphobic assholes" pool today but there we have it. Fucking sad.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s so fun to reach an age where, in the middle of the act of falling down, time slows down just enough for you to think “Hmm. I could very feasibly get seriously hurt here.” Luckily today the only real bruise was on my fragile ego

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This morning on the way home I ate shit with it coming off a curb to cross the street, and it wouldn’t have been too bad except 3 separate Young People saw me do it. Time to stay in my home forever now.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The grocery store is a ten minute walk from our house so when we moved here I got a little push cart to put groceries in.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I have two, both great: 1) @aimeemann.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social doing Thin Lizzy’s Honesty Is No Excuse 2) @pftompkins.bsky.social and Rachel Bloom doing Unworthy Of Your Love from the musical Assassins

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You know how if you've been wronged, they tell you to write a nasty email and then never send it, just to get it vented? What I can also recommend is ACTUALLY SENDING the email.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This... the golden arm show isn't the same one Nish was in, is it

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Great British Sewing Bee hot take: they got rid of the best sewer this week who was my favorite and I am unhappy

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Elon Musk: Haha I’ve done it. Surely I am now THE most embarrassing man in the world! Graham Linehan: Hello. Elon Musk: Shit!

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thread. Andor is real real good, did you know that

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Love to walk to the store at 7:45 in the morning and have to wring out my entire body in the sink when I get home

80 degrees in Long Beach at 8am, will be brushing up against 90 before noon, it’s fun

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you find the phrase “Taskmaster, but if Alex Horne was an undiagnosed sociopath” intriguing then sister do I ever have the show for you

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I haven't been in ages but it's a pretty standard college town - nice downtown area with a ton of restaurants. Also there's a massive park if you're into hiking. And yeah, SMF is your best bet to fly into.

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

100% agree that ICE should not exist, but Milo Yiannopoulos should absolutely be their honored guest until the day they are dismantled

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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I feel like if you were a girl in the 80’s you wished Dolly was your mom, if you were a boy you wished Peter was your dad, and whoever you were you wished Tim was your cheeky uncle.

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