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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I like the White Snox. My fun team.

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Steven Leandres @sleandres.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's so deflating knowing that buster, tony and co won't be held accountable for one of the worst seasons in franchise history

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Catherine @pantone165.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Clean house starting tomorrow. They can start with Vitello and the homophobes first. Buster can also hit the bricks

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Rick @crystalpepsi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You know how the mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2? That’s what Buster and Vitello coming back next year is like

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nude gingrich @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

GIANTS FANS: tony vitello is in our sights. Take the shot! BUSTER POSEY: I can't fire him. I'm Not Woke! ME (watching Dodgers-Giants through illegal stream): He's not woke! He wont do it!

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m honestly surprised — pleasantly so — that the Giants renamed the broadcast booth to honor Krukow and Kuiper. Such a gesture is so out of character for this organization.

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Tullibee @tullib.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

They’re really showing their commitment to H.L. Mencken’s theory of democracy: the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Every time Buster Posey says words, I like him less and less.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sox’re gonna collapse right here at the end, aren’t they

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Vitello’s ejections won’t be satisfying until he‘s physically lofted out of the stadium by a comically-large spring hidden under a square of the infield. Extra jollies if he emits the Goofy Scream during his parabolic trajectory.

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Third Way is Assway, gotcha 😂

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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Average MLB player Wikipedia page

Wikipedia sections:

Early life
Baseball
Racially insensitive comments
Personal life and family

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why should I care whether or not a team’s roster is dynastic? I mean, is Family Circus significantly better or different under Jeff Keane than it was under Bil?

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I believe that this nation should commit itself…to achieving the goal…before this fortnight is out…of landing Tony Vitello and Buster Posey in the geographic center of the Pacific Ocean…and leaving them there. [Congress rises and applauds]

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Steven Leandres @sleandres.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I feel the same way about Tony's hiring

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I hate to get my hopes up early, but if current trends continue, the Giants also stand to lose the midterms.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 26/08/2026

The first known use of 'nine-to-five' as an adjective was in 1927. The first known use of 'nine-to-five' as a noun was in 1975.

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Steven Leandres @sleandres.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

don’t ever forget this is Buster’s failure

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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Posey assembling one of the biggest groups of losers in MLB history is a really huge mark against his winner persona

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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Buster Posey is the worst President of Baseball Operations in the history of the San Francisco Giants.

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jenny @jponrye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

i love that everyone calls him landen poop now

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

There’s a lot to ponder from Brittany Ghiroli’s excellent Posey piece in The Athletic, but this passage stuck with me. His own quote implies that at least a portion of the genesis of nominating himself for PBO was a self-image problem. He didn’t want to look idle in front of his kids?

Screenshot of a quote from The Athletic. Buster Posey outlines one reason he turned to baseball management after playing.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

God, I hope Vitello et al. don’t ruin Knizner, too. I like Kiz.

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GPT @giantsprospects.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Buster Posey’s tenure currently has the lowest win% of any SF-era Giants GM/POBO/chief decision-maker*: 1 Feeney .556 2 Sabean .534 3 Zaidi .521 4 Rosen .509 5 Stoneham .503 6 Quinn .503 7 Evans .478 8 Richardson .474 9 Haller .465 10 Posey .464 *Actual tenure, ex: Haller gets 1981 2H through ’85.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

There are many things I wish straight cis white men understood. But one of them is definitely the meaning and proper application of the Creedence banger “Fortunate Son.”

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“Guilty canine barks at high decibel level; film at eleven.” Or “Area lady doth protest too much. The story after weather.”

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Conspicuously, no “Apology Saturday.” That’s a shame.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Vitello on Kruk’s retirement: “The thing is, you know, and we talk about this, the factors, it’s a Skittle, really, is what do we do with all that? I mean, I get it. At the end of the day, that’s really the work and if I’m being honest about it, we’re here, they’re here now and—“ END OF TAPE

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Some thoughts after reading the East Bay Times’ recap of Vitello’s odd Adames work ethic crash out:

Tony Vitello creates a confusing, vague accusation…

…and then claims to be a victim of the situation he invented.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Oh, but he jumps on responding to THIS without hesitation. Clear, unambiguous, firm. All the things he could have been post-June 12.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Did…someone think Ted Kennedy…had Buzz Aldrin killed?

Front page of a New York Daily News issue that implies Ted Kennedy drowned Buzz Aldrin at Chappaquiddick. Or Tranquility Base. Something like that.

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samihiggins @samihiggins.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Have the Giants considered picking a struggle? Either be bad at baseball or bad at humanity. But you can't do both at the same time and expect to still have fans somehow.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If a ”magnetic poetry” kit was hired as a Major League Baseball manager.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

A concise description of the contemporary GOP. And the San Francisco Giants Baseball Club, LLC. (I know, I know, the Venn diagram is a circle.)

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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

sometimes I think that Tony Vitello has to be an elaborate bit, an Andy Kaufman-esque ruse that can’t possibly be real

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

You think they ever feel like complete doofuses for calling it that? They probably feel like complete doofuses.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Bass clarinet, more like BEST clarinet

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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I knew the Mariners’ offense was struggling, but getting shutdown by a guy who lives on a diet of glue sticks and Tide pods is a tough look.

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

In which “frank” means “opaque and confusing.” “Toward the end of Posey's segment, he offered his ’frank’ evaluation that Vitello and his staff ’are doing a really good job,’ and used the word ’clickbait‘ to hedge against any confused head-scratching that might be inspired by this statement.”

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

…starting with Buster Posey and Tony Vitello.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/07/2026

Please avoid all salads, including word.

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