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Brandon

@todayologist.bsky.social
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Reader, rock collector, map lover, hot tea imbiber. 🏳️‍🌈 Fire Vitello. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 Buster Posey: retire, bitch. 🏳️‍🌈

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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol any excuse to cover his ass, huh
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And yet created a great deal of damage to his own team and fans, so
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look, we needed to the Soviet Union to help beat the Nazis. That doesn’t mean they were saints.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Him and Dubi! 😰
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I dislike his Duck Dynasty-ass-looking face.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone get Leo that shirt!
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder if the merger means Yakko, Wakko and Dot now report to Bari Weiss.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three more: - doing nothing about their own lack of integrity - ignoring any legitimate criticism - communicating in terms and syntax only marginally more comprehensible than Linear A
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Guardians are the Lewis Strauss of baseball.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like Brock Purdy tee hee
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A bar is a good idea. We’ll need copious alcohol to endure another year of the Posey/Vitello stinkfest.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tell him the ocean will pay top dollar for him to walk into it
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes!
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope so.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Soxtober is off to a fine start!
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, one we thing we know for sure is it isn’t the people in charge. Must be something else.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His obvious, desperate desire to be “one of the guys” is so malodorous.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds like he’s trying to decide on dinner at a restaurant. “I think I’ll start with a bullpen and an ice water. Then circle back around in a few minutes and I should know what I want for the entree.”
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SWEET SOXTEMBER
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’re both dumb doofuses.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And in my wretched state, the governor signs a law requiring state employees to call green blue and threatens punishment if they don’t: www.wbhm.org/local-news/2...
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like the White Snox. My fun team.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeeeeeesh.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Completely in character for that schmuck.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good. He should fire himself.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because he’s a clueless, wealthy, powerful dipshit. It’s all the rage now.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These idiots are a constant masterclass in passive-voice nonsense.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SOXTEMBER BASEBALL
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maroons gonna maroon.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re a fucking doofus.
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Steven Leandres @sleandres.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's so deflating knowing that buster, tony and co won't be held accountable for one of the worst seasons in franchise history
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Catherine @pantone165.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clean house starting tomorrow. They can start with Vitello and the homophobes first. Buster can also hit the bricks
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Rick @crystalpepsi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know how the mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2? That’s what Buster and Vitello coming back next year is like
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GIANTS FANS: tony vitello is in our sights. Take the shot! BUSTER POSEY: I can't fire him. I'm Not Woke! ME (watching Dodgers-Giants through illegal stream): He's not woke! He wont do it!
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m honestly surprised — pleasantly so — that the Giants renamed the broadcast booth to honor Krukow and Kuiper. Such a gesture is so out of character for this organization.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boy, the guys in charge of this whole mess are dumb losers who are dumb, aren’t they.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m starting to root for the Hayward Fault.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lik’d for the vintage National Geographic shout-out. Yes, I am consistently the one person out of a thousand who gets excited over that rather than an iconic film. I watch Indiana Jones and derisively whisper “Good god, you wouldn’t find cross-bedded sandstone in that environment.”
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Tullibee @tullib.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They’re really showing their commitment to H.L. Mencken’s theory of democracy: the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I exited June 13 with bigotry discomfort. The prognostication for 2027 isn‘t looking too good, either.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Worth mentioning here: what is WITH the consistent Vitello apologia in The Athletic comments sections? Mind-boggling.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Buster Posey admits“ should be the opening words to about three dozen different headlines, but I suppose this counts as meager progress.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Risky,” meaning “stupid,” correct? That’s what the editor meant, isn’t it?
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My deepest sympathies, Reuben. I saw this only a moment ago.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buster Posey is such a damn maroon.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nailed it.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He’s really evolved. I don‘t remember him ever looking that smug in his playing days.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Our top scientists have discovered doing the same thing repeatedly, expecting a different outcome, is the definition of genius.”
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t praise this guy for speaking vaguely. Maybe perplexing vagueness is what he thinks honesty is, but you shouldn’t salute him for it.
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Buster Posey, hero of the Giants, thinks that if you are upset with his words and deeds, it’s your problem, not his. I am constantly astonished — though I shouldn’t be — that he cannot even bring himself to say he mishandled it. He won’t even acknowledge it. It‘s an absence of integrity.
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