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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
oh whoops!
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
cake and marcy are twins of weight and grayness
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oypn...
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Folly Fall - Napple Tale: Arsia in Daydream Soundtrack Extended | Yoko Kanno
YouTube video by Pcah
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkwe...
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Tokyo Mew Mew- Here and Now
YouTube video by scarlettsapphire
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Christian AMV www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgN1...
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Sailor Moon - Even If
YouTube video by scarlettsapphire
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exactly what I was hoping for!
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve been on 2 app dates so far and it’s Really helped solidify my mental image of myself as a Dr Steve Brule sort of character
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would like my Kathy Hochul Hundred NOW please
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Todaythurs day is Thursday day
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They made you be mommy size
and me a little baby.
The fixtures of our gorgeous home are perfect for two ladies.

A tub for you and sink for me.
A bubble bath is wise.
For I’m a little baby,
and you’re perfect mommy size.



(bonus:
let the day just melt away,
rejoice as we recline,
i’ll snack on my kibble,
while you sip on your red wine!)
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void @goldenrequiems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HAPPY OCTOBER 4TH
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The unfortunate thing about 200,000 holes filled is that the hole I jump over to prevent anything bad from happening is no longer jumpable
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/kewkTjNfUfk?...
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A Song From Under The Floorboards (Remastered 2007)
YouTube video by Magazine - Topic
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🙏
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#courageous #abouttohaveacourageousdaytomorrow
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I did it
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqJo...
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Akio Is Wildly Unlikable
YouTube video by Dusty Trails
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Simpsons_TasTV_Late1992 : 14s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 14 seconds.
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I emailed them I think I need to call tomorrow...
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Glowing quizzical pumpkin in vortex. Text: When you realize
fake people, liars, and whisperers will never have a trophy that weighs anything.

(their medals are chocolate coins which isn’t that bad)
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Edvard Munch @edvardmunch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Christen Sandberg 1909 botfrens.com/collections/90/content…
Christen Sandberg
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The grocery store across the street from me has taken on an extremely more evil vibe since its ceiling collapsed a couple months ago
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Marketplace listing for an angelic doll with light shining behind her. Text: Rapturous Doll, $60. Description
I don't know what's in her heart. She does not align with my goals.
(why would I keep a doll that disturbs my peace)
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will sign up for physical therapy this week I solemnly swear
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There should be a version of sleeping that also makes you less tired
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
saw a massive American roach in my living room yesterday afternoon, sprayed it a little bit then lost track of it entirely. either it'll show itself again or ill find a massive ear-size (cell phone-size?) corpse months from now
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I LOVE CANCER!!!!!!!!!!
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me when I get my shit cut off: Streamlined. Efficient
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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xrafstar @porpentine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
💸 Money for Girls: Amortized 💘 a horror-romance visual novel by me and Vich ✦ stickers / fashion / lots of choices and bad ends coming soon. for now…wishlist on steam and watch this beautiful trailer or we will hurt them. we will hurt them so bad youtu.be/ALErjXUc84U
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Money for Girls trailer!!!
YouTube video by Porpentine
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The official 1993 Nintendo Player's Guide for Mario Paint provided instructions for a The Simpsons animation called "Bartman on the Move". I have recreated the animation in-game.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do u have any games on your phone
The Space Shuttle Discovery
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Your daily Inland Empire screenshot @bluetomorrows.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m going to take (the patient presents to the hospital with signs of rat poisoning)
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TYPE-MOON daily messages @type-moon-daily.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Today's lucky item: ... Canned coffee.
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Life would be a dingleberry if I only had a brain
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why Planes Burn : 644s
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
with the creature
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am creating an amazing life for a small grey woman
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Credit card debt isn’t real when you have an uninsurable old cat
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
an emotion called wronghorse.jpeg where you’re the wrong horse that ended up in the stable
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
concorde can be petted at speeds of up to mach 2.04 #avgeek #art #concorde
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birdcommunist @birdcom.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
something ain’t right, I thought I’d feel more normal once I was around people and doing stuff more often but even those experiences I feel very detached from
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
meee...
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My temple grandin machine youtu.be/fG7nw4AlX4U?...
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Zenobia Coney Island NY
YouTube video by IdRideThat
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If I don’t complete ten projects in the next five months PLEASE kill me
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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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