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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 5h

The unfortunate thing about 200,000 holes filled is that the hole I jump over to prevent anything bad from happening is no longer jumpable

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Simpsons_TasTV_Late1992 : 14s

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 14 seconds.

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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The grocery store across the street from me has taken on an extremely more evil vibe since its ceiling collapsed a couple months ago

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social

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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I will sign up for physical therapy this week I solemnly swear

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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There should be a version of sleeping that also makes you less tired

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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

saw a massive American roach in my living room yesterday afternoon, sprayed it a little bit then lost track of it entirely. either it'll show itself again or ill find a massive ear-size (cell phone-size?) corpse months from now

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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I LOVE CANCER!!!!!!!!!!

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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Me when I get my shit cut off: Streamlined. Efficient

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xrafstar @porpentine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

💸 Money for Girls: Amortized 💘 a horror-romance visual novel by me and Vich ✦ stickers / fashion / lots of choices and bad ends coming soon. for now…wishlist on steam and watch this beautiful trailer or we will hurt them. we will hurt them so bad youtu.be/ALErjXUc84U

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Money for Girls trailer!!!

YouTube video by Porpentine

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The official 1993 Nintendo Player's Guide for Mario Paint provided instructions for a The Simpsons animation called "Bartman on the Move". I have recreated the animation in-game.

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Do u have any games on your phone

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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m going to take (the patient presents to the hospital with signs of rat poisoning)

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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Life would be a dingleberry if I only had a brain

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Why Planes Burn : 644s

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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Credit card debt isn’t real when you have an uninsurable old cat

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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

an emotion called wronghorse.jpeg where you’re the wrong horse that ended up in the stable

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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

concorde can be petted at speeds of up to mach 2.04 #avgeek #art #concorde

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birdcommunist @birdcom.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

something ain’t right, I thought I’d feel more normal once I was around people and doing stuff more often but even those experiences I feel very detached from

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