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One problem with guns is the lack of intimacy involved

I appreciate the guillotine, what it does, the purpose it serves, and its symbolism. That said, I find the machete and local flora to be much more in line with my ideals and methodologies.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 3h

"Oh, word?" Is one of the most powerful questions that language has yet borne

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 3h

The Bahco Laplander is a top-tier folding saw and its utility as an anti-personnel implement cannot be discounted

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 4h

The span loop is a fantastic midline loop but god damn is it ugly

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 7h

I didn’t know until just now that “cleave” can mean “adhere or cling tightly to” which is the polar opposite of the only definition I knew: “to split apart,” which is also a correct definition

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

My brain actively resists the act of creating and sending quotes for work to clients.

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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the natural state of a restaurant is going out of business

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

Turns out I would risk it all for Kat Dennings if she asked

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Jennifer P. Mushrooms @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

Just saw a creator on instagram responding to the comment "I just realized that carrots don't have seeds. Are carrots man-made?" and I think I'm going to build a boat and sail toward the horizon until the end of time

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

Everybody in that cornell snapchat group gotta die

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

I'm confident that very few people on this earth misplace their saw as often as I do.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

I love IoT. How did I live before there were cyberattack vectors in refrigerators, doorbells, and thermostats?

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

“More like BORE-aphyll!” I shout. The hangman is unamused. He is ordered to shorten the rope so as to prolong my suffering.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

In the woods, you are always much closer than you think you are to an animal that is larger than you'd be comfortable with

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

Oy don't want naur scrubs, scrub is a bloke that can't won't git fuckin shit from me

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

You can want some scrubs, as a treat

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

A common turn of phrase I use is stating what a smarter person than me would do and then not doing it. "A smarter man would be wearing insulated gloves but it's me that is standing at the breaker box"

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

I'm so tired of buying alcohol for fuel and cleaning that I'm about to just bust out a carboy and start fermenting my own

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Tracey Baker @tonigunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

To quote Adam Hills "going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You're gonna get it, but it's gonna be rough" 🤣🤣

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 27/09/2026

Undulating waves of cataclysmic despair! At the disco

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 27/09/2026

You'll never guess which steps of the eightfold path are holdng these ICE agents back from exiting the suffering pinwheel of samsara

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 27/09/2026

A ghost but it is in the computer. Also it is made of computer. Also there was no non-ghost version of it. Also it lies.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 27/09/2026

"Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you"

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 26/09/2026

The best time to do drugs is 40 minutes before the concert; The second best time is now

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

Introducing Maker’s Blart whiskey by Kevin James

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

Arabica! At my mouth's disco

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

I am just now finding out that a person can look like this

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

"It's Friday and you know what that means!" * Guy who doesn't know what it means and desperately hopes that somebody else will say it out loud

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

Meta has made it clear: Human call center agents are coming to take jobs from AI. We need to do something

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

Got 'em, Chris. You got 'em. Good job, bud

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

My midwest milpa been making boomers cry for almost two decades

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sasha: mischief and monsters edition @trashphalt.beauty · 25/09/2026

Pretty Woman 2: Lost in New York

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

If my name were Micah and I were talking right now, this would be really offensive

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

People are constantly saying this about me

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

I ate a slightly underripe persimmon so I am currently finalizing my will

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

Seems like it might never rain again. I'll keep you updated.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

I'm very food insecure about my weight

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

Does it mean something when a shoelace breaks? Because I've had the same laces on my boots for over a year and, today, the left lace snapped. Then, about an hour later, the right lace snapped. What does this mean. Help.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

When you saw one set of tracks, that is when Pewdiepie carried you and then called you a slur

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

One thing I used to do professionally was get access to haunted house proprietary attraction controllers that cost a fortune and replicate them with shit I had laying around our workshop

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

THEY SAID THAT BECAUSE IT WAS OPPOSITE DAY

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 25/09/2026

Ugh gross I just spent a bunch of time reading a book when I could have been using AI. Party foul

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