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Condor Puma Serpiente

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ACAB includes the cop in your head Engineering from a hole in the ground and being difficult to pin down. Your guillotine is fine for you, I still trust my machete. bio.toad.host

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 24/09/2026
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 14/09/2026
My house is on the left. This is standing behind their shed looking towards our houses. What in the fuck.
a photo of two houses, one with a nuclear reactor lighting up the entire eastern seaboard while normal people live in the other house
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 08/09/2026
Ultem!
A nice with ultem/PEI scales
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 06/09/2026
Me, often:
A panel from Monster in which Dr. Tenma shouts "I'm not wrong!!"
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 04/09/2026
The crazy pervert horse demon from Berserk
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 03/09/2026
Me, outwardly: Doing work, focused, productively doing my SEO tasks The Berserk/Receiving End of Sirens AMV playing on a loop in my head: "THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT IN MY BODY YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT IN MY BODY YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH"
Griffith being epic fighting demons in the eclipse
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 31/08/2026
CW: re: Bug eggs on a bug 🖼
A wider photo of the hornworm covered in parasitoid wasp eggs
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 31/08/2026
CW: Bug eggs on a bug 🖼
a tomato hornworm covered in recently hatched hornworm parasitoid wasp eggs
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/08/2026
Discreet in the streets, a freak between the meats
A selfie of me wearing meat man safety stuff in front of pallets full of spices
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 23/08/2026
Do not forget to press green for gredit
A label on a gas pump that says “press green for gredit”
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 14/08/2026
Jesus, I see what you've done for other people and I want that for me
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 12/08/2026
This is Cheese
a fat orange cat laying on a tabletop printing press. I cannot stress enough that he is fat. Truly. He's just a flesh bubble full of foam and cat guts. Legitimately a really fat guy.
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 11/08/2026
I wonder if Beth Young Bourne still lives in this house
The address associated with Beth Young Bourne, 56, of California
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 10/08/2026
This ladybug is spotless
a ladybog that has no spots sitting on a leaf
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 09/08/2026
The Odyssey (2026) www.instagram.com/reel/DVcIpJO...
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 05/08/2026
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 04/08/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DbGqbxu...
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 04/08/2026
I can't handle this
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 02/08/2026
OH MY GOD this exact thing literally happened to me immediately after I posted that
A duck hauling ass away from me into a river
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 02/08/2026
@margaret.bsky.social No matter how much they insist, I don't think this is you. I'm open to being wrong lol
DMs from margarethill.bsky.social with @margaret.bsky.social's profile picture
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 01/08/2026
mad men: it's always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother exactlyyyy"
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 01/08/2026
omfg I hadn't looked at this in a minute
My sponsorblock panel showing that I've skipped 2 days, 4 hours, and 5.6 minutes of ads and tangents
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 01/08/2026
He just like me fr
a crop of the image zoomed in on the long-haired shirtless guy
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 31/07/2026
All I can find are teardowns which would be fine if I could get high-res scans of the board to try and map whatever I can. Regardless, if you grab somebody's meta glasses and snap the right arm of them, they're permanently destroyed
A picture of the Ray-ban meta glasses disassembled
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 31/07/2026
I didn't love it
My fuck ass tire being bitchmade with it's all all destroyed like a little punk
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/07/2026
The hitler particle emission detector indicating that hitler particle emissions were detected
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/07/2026
Snickers logo pausa de hidratacion
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 27/07/2026
Attempting lithography
A drawing on a lithography stone of a dandelion with my face on it
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 23/07/2026
A chart of the ingredient ratios for various doughs and batters
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 22/07/2026
These videos are a great mixture of "That's objectively hilarious" and "Oh wow I'm going to die because this guy talks like that to other world leaders"
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 22/07/2026
Presented without comment www.instagram.com/reel/DbEZb4M...
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 21/07/2026
Fuck
Airnow map showing wildfires descending upon the northwest
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 19/07/2026
Some Sade in the wife’s jeep will do
A jeep center console playing smooth operator by Sade
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 19/07/2026
Damn that was fast
The odyssey on my plex server
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 18/07/2026
I got some big leaves here
A gourd leaf being measured at ~17 inches longA gourd leaf being measured at 16 inches across
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 18/07/2026
you wouldn't purity test a lettuce farm
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 17/07/2026
This video legitimately incapacitated me with laughter for a minute. www.instagram.com/reel/Da1BAPY...
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 16/07/2026
O lord she coming to give us what we deserve
Dark, tumultuous clouds descend upon st louis
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 13/07/2026
There’s also this
An instagram post of an old Mitch McConnell photo
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 12/07/2026
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 12/07/2026
I commented this and I'm sure the youtube comment section of a podcast will be reasonable about it
I'm not sure how to convince you that people's behavior (including the actions that politicians take and the policies they promote) are DOWNSTREAM of who they are as people. They do the thing you like and agree with everything you believe until suddenly they don't and now you've given them keys to a tank.
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 12/07/2026
I just got the sickest fucking clip for the kydex holster for my R4A. I think they intended it for small arms carry but damned if it isn't perfect
My hand holding fixed-blade knife in a holder. The holser has a big deep-carry clip on it
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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 11/07/2026
I think I saw this guy break his hip walking out of an Applebees while saying "They get a tip if I get good service!"
Dan Patrick, at the Texas Republican Party convention in Houston
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