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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 10h

One problem with guns is the lack of intimacy involved

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 11h

I am from this place.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 11h

I appreciate the guillotine, what it does, the purpose it serves, and its symbolism. That said, I find the machete and local flora to be much more in line with my ideals and methodologies.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 11h

"Oh, word?" Is one of the most powerful questions that language has yet borne

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 11h

The Bahco Laplander is a top-tier folding saw and its utility as an anti-personnel implement cannot be discounted

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 12h

The span loop is a fantastic midline loop but god damn is it ugly

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 15h

That's the secret: Nobody has ever learned english

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 16h

I didn’t know until just now that “cleave” can mean “adhere or cling tightly to” which is the polar opposite of the only definition I knew: “to split apart,” which is also a correct definition

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 16h

Real tight window in those tests

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

My brain actively resists the act of creating and sending quotes for work to clients.

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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the natural state of a restaurant is going out of business

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

Turns out I would risk it all for Kat Dennings if she asked

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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

Just saw a creator on instagram responding to the comment "I just realized that carrots don't have seeds. Are carrots man-made?" and I think I'm going to build a boat and sail toward the horizon until the end of time

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

It's an epidemic and nobody wants to talk about it

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

I've seen this happen to people a thousand times

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

Everybody in that cornell snapchat group gotta die

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

There is something unsettling to me in a way that feels eldritch to theorize a chicken nugget that is larger than a chicken

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 29/09/2026

"You were mean to me and must be punished" "No I wasn't. I was nice to you" "You're right. Going forward, I'll remember that you were nice to me."

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

I'm confident that very few people on this earth misplace their saw as often as I do.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

NO I don't want no hard pants NO I don't want pants with numbered size and NO

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

I love IoT. How did I live before there were cyberattack vectors in refrigerators, doorbells, and thermostats?

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

“More like BORE-aphyll!” I shout. The hangman is unamused. He is ordered to shorten the rope so as to prolong my suffering.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

In the woods, you are always much closer than you think you are to an animal that is larger than you'd be comfortable with

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

NAUR I don't want ya feckin numba NAUR Fuck you, yer not gettin moine

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

Oy don't want naur scrubs, scrub is a bloke that can't won't git fuckin shit from me

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

His posting, rigging, and mandering has gone too far

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

I bet this goes all the way to the top

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

"Celebrity found to be involved in sprawling Jerryposting ring"

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

You can want some scrubs, as a treat

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

But what if he has a sword? Get him a different sword

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

Well Yahweh did start as a hyper-local storm/war god and most of the old testament is his followers being commanded to genocide other local gods and their followers, so this tracks.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

It's more to keep him safe than anything

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

Reading this, I realize that I have been some form of and surrounded by artists for my entire life and I am actually really intrigued by what you're saying here. How do people view what a sketch is?!

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

She essentially got the rich white aristocracy "teacup pug." Empty sports jersey Receives head injuries professionally Belongs to Taylor

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

This makes Taylor Swift's marriage feel exploitative lol

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

A common turn of phrase I use is stating what a smarter person than me would do and then not doing it. "A smarter man would be wearing insulated gloves but it's me that is standing at the breaker box"

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 28/09/2026

I'm so tired of buying alcohol for fuel and cleaning that I'm about to just bust out a carboy and start fermenting my own

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Tracey Baker @tonigunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

To quote Adam Hills "going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You're gonna get it, but it's gonna be rough" 🤣🤣

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 27/09/2026

You're not emotionally ready but you must carry forward

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 27/09/2026

Undulating waves of cataclysmic despair! At the disco

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 27/09/2026

You'll never guess which steps of the eightfold path are holdng these ICE agents back from exiting the suffering pinwheel of samsara

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 27/09/2026

A ghost but it is in the computer. Also it is made of computer. Also there was no non-ghost version of it. Also it lies.

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 27/09/2026

"Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you"

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Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host · 26/09/2026

The best time to do drugs is 40 minutes before the concert; The second best time is now

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