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Aris

@tix3.bsky.social
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Designer focused on healthcare.

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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 17h
One of the great performances - both well written and excellently delivered. Not a caricature. A person.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are we not men? We are DEVO
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 06/10/2026
I'm hardly the first to say this, but if you told high school me about this iteration of Kristol, it would've blown my mind harder than a Dorito would've caused a Medieval peasant to spontaneously detonate.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump shouts out Russ Vought and then says, ominously, "we have some big surprises coming up in a few weeks, right Russ? He's gonna be one of the important people in the history of our country."
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man look like Michael Meyers got a corporate glow up
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes death hot!
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wish @davidcrowleywi.bsky.social would have done this!
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MeatDinnerRolls
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
obviously wasn't that deadly
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
gotta find a way
a man staring at two people having a conversation about something unheard and thinking to himself "shit, gotta find a way to make this conversation be about eels. I don't know what they're talking about but I know a lot about eels. Scientists are still trying to figure out what eel reproduction looks like. I want to talk about the mystery of eel. Not this."
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I believe they’ve described “the juice”
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Earned that “Knows Bo” nickname
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

THE HEAVENS—Her heart breaking when she discovered the Almighty fumbling over the most basic words on the page in front of Him, country music icon and noted humanitarian Dolly Parton was reportedly troubled to discover Wednesday that God was illiterate. “I just about washed off my makeup from crying when I saw the Lord struggle to sound out my name in the Book of Life, but now I’m thinking I might’ve been called here for a reason,” said Parton, adding that it was never too late to learn to read, not even if someone existed before the creation of the universe itself.
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He can have it, it’s finally cooked
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
any new yorkers who follow me know?
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Knife fight
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pics or it didn’t happen
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/08/2026
“I wish the government would just tell me what I should be eating so I can feel better”
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You now pay for the pleasure of a magnetic fridge door. Also, your explanation was much more satisfying than what the sales guy had which was: most people don’t like it. Huh?
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Very healthy tail and haunches. Must be all the stolen fish.
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Maybe 12:05, the noon sun can be really intense.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my feelings on this are pretty straightforward: if you have a problem with poor people having greater access to less expensive food then you’re a fucking psycho.
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This was an endless refrain in his latest “phone town hall.” Completely unhinged and pointless distraction by a power hungry fool.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
sounds like 60 mins about to douthat white supremacy programming
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No controversy in this opinion
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
CLUE should be released on Criterion
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just your friendly neighborhood former housing worker tapping in to remind everyone to locate your local fair housing board to report these types of practices to. You don't have to receive any kind of subsidy to access their services.
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 06/03/2026
remembering my first office job where I printed this and it remained there until the company moved buildings like a decade after I left that gig
rasterbated large mosaic tiled printed sheet image of Steve Jobs doing his shit-eating chin and a printed sign beside it saying "PLEASE DO NOT PRINT LARGE JOBS"
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Gentrification gone right
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What have they done to my beautiful boy?
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Spongebob's Patrick Star Dancing
Alt: Spongebob's Patrick Star Dancing, he is a pink starfish in green and purple swim trunks
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Where do you keep your Berettas if not in a church pew?
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 24/07/2026
solid theory
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A modest proposal. One thing Judy was absolutely right about is the difficulty of producing good solutions in healthcare if you’re held to quarterly or other very near-term financials.
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It does feel like a slow burn trap from the Se7en guy
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Youch. Rusty you might have just really hit it there man.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jimothée
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i didn’t watch that man’s prime time whatever tonight, but sources tell me he farted almost as much as he uttered words. the diaper sloshed as he walked away, reportedly!
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Aris @tix3.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ed ‘Priority’ Postage. Known for a fastball.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable
Album cover photo of the Marina apartments in Chicago for Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot CD
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Todd Blanche just testified under oath that Constitutional rights don’t apply to people who are undocumented living in rhe U.S. This is incorrect. Just wrong. The law is clear. Constitutional protections apply to “all persons” within the country’s borders.
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