Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Charles Soule @charlessoule.bsky.social · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 05833
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 31/08/2026When I was a kid there was a rad video store/motorcycle repair shop in Portland. I once asked the owner if he had a copy of Where the Buffalo Roam, and he told me no, he wouldn’t carry it, because he once had to punch out Hunter S Thompson for calling him the N-word. 060
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Occam’s Laser: a philosophical approach to problem solving which posits that the best solution is usually shooting someone with a laser. 170
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Man, I’m glad this guy isn’t a proctologist. 040
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“Time is a flat circle. With a bunch of numbers on it. And one long arrow representing minutes, and a shorter one representing hours. Wait. Not time, clocks! I meant clocks. Clocks are flat circles. Man, I am so high right now.” - Friedrich Nietzsche 160
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I cannot stop thinking about this picture I saw on the back of a HVAC repair van. Is the Christ figure carrying the cross shaped duct a clump of dirt? A filter? Is he going to allow himself to be crucified to save us from the sin of faulty air conditioning? What is the metaphor here?! 173
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I cannot stop thinking about this picture I saw on the back of a HVAC repair van. Is the Christ figure carrying the cross shaped duct a clump of dirt? A filter? Is he going to allow himself to be crucified to save us from the sin of faulty air conditioning? What is the metaphor here?! 173
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 23/07/2026‘Three Men and a Baby’ probably shouldn’t make me cry this much. or, y’know, arguably at all. 010
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20368812524828
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 19/07/2026When I first saw this picture of Joe Walsh I got really excited because I thought they were making a movie where Patrick Stewart played John Cougar Mellencamp. 0134
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Did you know that the original Hamburglar was played by “Bob” from Twin Peaks? Not the actor who played Bob, the character. 250
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Here is my Jane Yolen story, which I suspect is a pretty common one, or at least a variation thereon. I grew up on her books. One of my earliest memories is my dad reading Commander Toad books to me at the South Bend public library. Then I grew up and got a job in comics publishing. (1/) 9349104
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I grew up reading Jane Yolen books and loving them. The first FAVORITE book I remember having was Commander Toad and the Planet of the Grapes. Lately, I’ve been reading How Do Dinosaurs Say I Love You to my four month old baby. The world is a richer and more wonderful place thanks to her work. 1111
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 01/06/2026My 4th grade teacher Mr. Wheeler told us that if Nicaragua went communist, they were probably going to send their army across the border at night to murder our parents. We lived in New Hampshire. A few years later he was fired for throwing a desk at a kid. 0110
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Dark Horse Workers United @darkhorseunion.bsky.social · 27/05/2026ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU 103108833670
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Sara Century @saracentury.bsky.social · 15/05/2026This is an esoteric beef but someone should hire me to write an actual tribute to the impact of Dorothy Parker this year. Lots of essays say she could have been one of the great writers, but check out this hot take: she literally is one of the great writers. 7297
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 09/05/2026It turns out that babies are a lot like men in the 1950’s: -they don’t know how to cook or clean anything -they drink a surprising amount of milk -they have to wear a hat if they’re going outside 1100
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Neelix and Odo running the Governor’s Mansion. 030
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!BACK ISSUE! Magazine @backissuemagazine.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Jerry Ordway pays homage to... himself! The Forgotten Five variant cover pays homage to Infinity Inc. #6! @jerryordway.bsky.social @alexsegura.com @saracentury.bsky.social @deankotz.bsky.social www.kickstarter.com/projects/new... 12610
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!singlecatlady23.bsky.social @singlecatlady23.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents. 26267072574
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Alex Segura @alexsegura.com · 06/05/2026FOUR DAYS TO GO on THE FORGOTTEN FIVE @kickstarter.com! It's been funded, so you're guaranteed to get a copy, with covers from greats like @jerryordway.bsky.social @deankotz.bsky.social @geraldoborges.bsky.social @comixbychloe.bsky.social @michelfiffe.bsky.social! www.kickstarter.com/projects/new...kickstarter.comTHE FORGOTTEN FIVEAlex Segura, Sara Century, Pat Kennedy, and Dean Kotz bring you the first 60-PAGE chapter of The Forgotten Five. 33322
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Thoughts and prayers to Simon Bar Sinister. I disagreed with his “shooting Underdog with a ray gun” policy, but wish him a speedy recovery. 🙏 170
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Can’t believe old timey folks invented canopy beds just so God couldn’t watch them have sex. Like, they really thought God didn’t have anything better to do than watch their silly, lice ridden, medieval butts bone down? C’mon! He’s God! He’s got cable! 063
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 04/04/2026“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou-“ “Awww, that’s so sweet” “Don’t interrupt. As I was saying, we need bread, wine, and Thou…sand island dressing. Oh, and Swiss cheese. Are you going to write this down? I want everything to go just right for my wine and reuben party.” 030
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Reading what I think is a beloved middle reader classic: Wow! This book is a lot more graphic than I had remembered. *look at cover* “Fuck Everblasting?” 4201
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians. We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment. 705232066041
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Someday, I’ll go a whole day without thinking about Neal Adams’ Skateman. Today is not that day 062
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 25/02/2026You might have believed you would not see two dolphin's simultaneously punch a dude in his respective nipples today... 182
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Me: But you said “Reflective Listening” was a valuable tool that could help me deescalate a potentially volatile situation. My boss: NOT IF YOU KEEP MAKING THE JERK OFF MOTION WHILE DOING IT! Me: It sounds like you think me making the jerk off motion is inappropriate. MB: STOP DOING IT! 050
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Councilor Candace Avalos @counciloravalos.bsky.social · 01/02/2026The ACLU wants to hear from any families with kids or anyone who was significantly impacted by the use of chemical munitions at yesterday’s protest. Please email my office so we can help connect you with their legal team. 2524320
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Sal Buscema was one of my favorite artists. Between his epic runs on The Defenders and Rom, he drew some of the greatest comics of all time. When you saw a villain’s face contorted into a black trapezoid of a grimace, interrupted by a stalactite of spittle, you knew you were in good hands. RIP Sal. 3555
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 16/01/2026The one nice thing about AI is that it makes me enjoy having a bidet more. Because now I get to feel self-righteous when I shit in a robot’s mouth. That’s normal, right? 060
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Dr. Jess Hebert @jesshebert.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The guy who first dressed as Portland Frog, a major symbol of our protest and then other national protests, has been arrested while peacefully protesting. Prints of this painting by Simran Gleason are being sold to support his defense. www.simrangleason.com/prints/p/por... #pdx #protest 1042611814
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Me: Man, I’m gonna be a dad in a few weeks. I gotta start acting more mature. Me five seconds later, putting rolls of toilet paper on three of my fingers and bonking them together: Warriors…come out and pooop!” 360
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Liz (now with extra tired) 🏳️⚧️ @tiredliz.bsky.social · 18/12/2025This is possibly the most significant attack on trans rights in this country yet, and I can count the number of posts on my timeline about this on my hands. If you're trying to dismiss this thinking "It'll die in the senate," DON'T! Sound the alarms now! 81367659
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Yonatan @yonatans.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Hey @dc.com when are we getting a compendium of this run? 011
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Once again, ‘‘tis the season to listen to the greatest Christmas song of all time. youtu.be/ncgiS_p5bwY?...youtu.beWockenfuss & Marcus Reynolds - "A DDT for Christmas" (Lyric Video)YouTube video by Wockenfuss 053
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 30/11/2025🗣️ ain't no power like the power of a union, cuz the power of a union won't stop! We're EIGHTEEN DAYS into our national ULP strike and only getting louder. Let's hear it for baristas in Gardner, MA for holding the line! #nocontractnocoffee 6534115
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Lauren W. (she/they) @livewildly.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Seattle and Portland area folks: These two sweeties need a new foster home by December 12th. One boy, one girl, both fixed. They’ll come with food, toys, and litter (also a cat playpen if you want it). Would really appreciate any shares to cast a wider net. 45253
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Is there already a thing called “Cargoyles” about rockabilly gargoyles who are really into hot-rod culture? If so, can I still take credit for it and get some of the money? Please? Oh, also they are probably from space and in a band. 370
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Culpable cul•pa•ble adjective susceptible to seduction by the actor Robert Culp “We are all culpable” 080
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Is it possible that when Tom Sawyer “tricked” those kids into painting his fence, he was just trying to teach them karate so that they could compete in the All Valley Karate Tournament? 331
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Look, I was prepared for *a* hallow this eve. Maybe even a few hallows. But this is starting to get ridiculous. I mean, save some hallows for the other eves! 090
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 17/10/2025If we’re going to call the one in the left a “sloth,” then we really ought to call the one on the right a “wrath.” Fair is fair. 081
Champions…of Digression! @titanupthedefense.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I read a book where a character was described as having a head shaped “like an upside down potato.” I got so mad I threw the book across the street. After a minute I went and retrieved it, but I’m still mad at the idea that potatoes have a uniform shape OR a right side up. 040
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!it's Candy Love @candylovely.bsky.social · 14/10/2025bsky.app/profile/can... Immigration Hotline. 17802438
Reposted by Champions…of Digression!Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵) 715294759900