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@tismcreature.bsky.social
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20. I make music and engage in the discourse

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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
When god tells me Joey Logano is gonna win I listen
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Fucking up so bad I get reincarnated as industrial capitalism
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It’s still no tears for dead settlers.
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Person who has only been to Montreal visiting another city for the first time: Je détecte ici une ambiance montréalaise majeure
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Some cia agents have Havana syndrome I have Savannah syndrome
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
It would be really cool if @themountaingoats.bsky.social played the NC triangle’s diy music festival Slugfest!
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I just put out a single about being angry at the government on all streaming platforms
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I should be able to spam PK fire in real life
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
We all have that one friend who adheres to the principles of democratic centralism
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The three genres are skramz, folk punk, and hardcore
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/04/2025
Quick everyone take all your money out of the bank and stock market
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I might be the only gay person
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
New music Tuesday!
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I have a new single out on streaming tomorrow called new river gorge. Also, here are my Tour Dates with Back and to the left 3/7 Atlanta @ Drunken Unicorn buskin for Days n Daze and Local News Legend (736 Ponce De Leon Ave NE)
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Tour flyers :)
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Richmond !!!!! With a DJ!!!!!
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
the cool zone is a lot more cringe than i thought it would be
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I just released my collaboration with x Dirty Fingers, queen ludd! It’s out on streaming as well as Bandcamp and mirlo. linktr.ee/cyprushartford to find all of my links
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Cyprus Hartford | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree
Musician, Anarchist.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i dunno man, i dont think people were voting to turn of medicaid and put the savings into fartcoin
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 28/01/2025
The federal funding freeze is impacting virtually every American and probably most people on earth either directly or indirectly and the dems are twiddling their thumbs and voting to confirm his cabinet
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 28/01/2025
I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death; I am not on his payroll. I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends nor of my enemies either. I will not map him the route to any man’s door. Am I a spy in the land of the living, that I should deliver men to Death? -St. Vincent Millay
A poster reading "Build a wall of resistance—don't talk to ICE" with a drawing showing a line of houses slamming their doors at the approach of a man who can be identified as a heartless and despicable mercenary by the letters "I.C.E." emblazoned on his jacket.
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
We have to make men hard in order to save society
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Rip hawk tuah you would’ve loved Benjamin Franklin
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Hi! I have a demo single coming out December 27 anywhere you get your music
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
They should put me in the turkey fryer for my sins
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Checking my controversial Bluesky post every few minutes to make sure I’m not being brigaded by Neo nazis
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I got people mad at me for an over reductive shitpost is it over
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Some people really do just walk around with no class analysis or understanding of how politics work. This person happens to fit this description and have show on cnn.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/11/2024
i love concepts and ideas
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
I doordashed too much and now they’re unpeeling me
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I hope Jake Paul steps on a rake and it comically hits him in the face
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Well what did you expect
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Jeff Gluck @jeff-gluck.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Sorry, I know you followed this account for NASCAR stuff, but can we all agree nothing would unite this country like Mike Tyson beating the shit out of Jake Paul?
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I love it when the car turns left (nascar) and I love Joey Logano because he’s evil. I love Denny Hamlin more because he’s been more evil for longer
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Sometimes it’s good to not go to jail
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
We have to abolish this particular kind of app. Liberation from the fediverse
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I’m gay and I piss and shit all over the place
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
I doordashed too much and now they’re unpeeling me
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Sorry babe I have to look at the dopamine rectangle to banish the trauma flashback
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I just wish this app had a higher population
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Maws @jesusdied420.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Part of being a girl is being scared
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Will having vivid and realistic night terrors help me (19 mtf) pass better?
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Lots of hitler particles coming out of this Neo Nazi website
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Being a reply girl is working out really well for me today
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
also idk if bluesky is aware but nascar is gay now
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steve blueberry @steve.racing · 05/07/2023
welcome to nascar bluesky. roof numbers are now optional
nascar craftsman truck series No. 46 truck without a number decal on its roof
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Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
I Like to think of myself as a useless QR code
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