Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 26/10/2025When god tells me Joey Logano is gonna win I listen 011
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Fucking up so bad I get reincarnated as industrial capitalism 010
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Person who has only been to Montreal visiting another city for the first time: Je détecte ici une ambiance montréalaise majeure 030
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Some cia agents have Havana syndrome I have Savannah syndrome 000
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 28/04/2025It would be really cool if @themountaingoats.bsky.social played the NC triangle’s diy music festival Slugfest! 000
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I just put out a single about being angry at the government on all streaming platforms 110
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I should be able to spam PK fire in real life 000
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 06/04/2025We all have that one friend who adheres to the principles of democratic centralism 000
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 05/04/2025The three genres are skramz, folk punk, and hardcore 000
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/04/2025Quick everyone take all your money out of the bank and stock market 5190093
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I have a new single out on streaming tomorrow called new river gorge. Also, here are my Tour Dates with Back and to the left 3/7 Atlanta @ Drunken Unicorn buskin for Days n Daze and Local News Legend (736 Ponce De Leon Ave NE) 100
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/02/2025the cool zone is a lot more cringe than i thought it would be 930111
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I just released my collaboration with x Dirty Fingers, queen ludd! It’s out on streaming as well as Bandcamp and mirlo. linktr.ee/cyprushartford to find all of my linkslinktr.eeCyprus Hartford | Instagram, TikTok | LinktreeMusician, Anarchist. 042
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/01/2025i dunno man, i dont think people were voting to turn of medicaid and put the savings into fartcoin 2387791
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 28/01/2025The federal funding freeze is impacting virtually every American and probably most people on earth either directly or indirectly and the dems are twiddling their thumbs and voting to confirm his cabinet 81215223
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realCrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 28/01/2025I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death; I am not on his payroll. I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends nor of my enemies either. I will not map him the route to any man’s door. Am I a spy in the land of the living, that I should deliver men to Death? -St. Vincent Millay 5856280
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 26/12/2024We have to make men hard in order to save society 000
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Rip hawk tuah you would’ve loved Benjamin Franklin 020
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Hi! I have a demo single coming out December 27 anywhere you get your music 000
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realCyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 27/11/2024 They should put me in the turkey fryer for my sins 0261
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Checking my controversial Bluesky post every few minutes to make sure I’m not being brigaded by Neo nazis 010
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2024i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison 3145242642
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I got people mad at me for an over reductive shitpost is it over 020
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Some people really do just walk around with no class analysis or understanding of how politics work. This person happens to fit this description and have show on cnn. 010
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realonion person @junlper.beer · 19/11/2024i love concepts and ideas 1594753378
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realCyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 24/10/2023I doordashed too much and now they’re unpeeling me 021
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I hope Jake Paul steps on a rake and it comically hits him in the face 000
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realJeff Gluck @jeff-gluck.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Sorry, I know you followed this account for NASCAR stuff, but can we all agree nothing would unite this country like Mike Tyson beating the shit out of Jake Paul? 3236925
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I love it when the car turns left (nascar) and I love Joey Logano because he’s evil. I love Denny Hamlin more because he’s been more evil for longer 000
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 13/11/2024We have to abolish this particular kind of app. Liberation from the fediverse 000
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I’m gay and I piss and shit all over the place 031
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 24/10/2023I doordashed too much and now they’re unpeeling me 021
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 10/07/2023Sorry babe I have to look at the dopamine rectangle to banish the trauma flashback 020
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 09/07/2023I just wish this app had a higher population 121
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realMaws @jesusdied420.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Part of being a girl is being scared 011
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Will having vivid and realistic night terrors help me (19 mtf) pass better? 120
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Lots of hitler particles coming out of this Neo Nazi website 020
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Being a reply girl is working out really well for me today 010
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realabby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 04/07/2023also idk if bluesky is aware but nascar is gay now 291
Reposted by Cyprus isnt realsteve blueberry @steve.racing · 05/07/2023welcome to nascar bluesky. roof numbers are now optional 4133
Cyprus isnt real @tismcreature.bsky.social · 05/07/2023I Like to think of myself as a useless QR code 000