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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This psychotic illness will keep infecting the country until Congress steps up to remove Hegseth, bare minimum. Sick shit apnews.com/article/fort...
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Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bro really said let my kids have the wire mother
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
jearl pam
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*are ☹️😩😭
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOP will pit literal goblins against choir boy Dems and then refuse to appear in debates, and there is still more than 0 undecided voters, it's crazy to me
Headline "Fox News will host Texas Senate debate if Ken Paxton agrees to face off" with two headshot photos, one of Ken Paxton looking like a literal goblin, and one of James Talarico looking like a literal choir boy
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mystifying to read the comments on an AP article and see how many people who decide to leave their thoughts don't read the article
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is rape culture apnews.com/article/corn...
Quote from the article, "The task force report said a 2025 school survey showed 35% of undergraduate women and 8% of undergraduate men reported experiencing sexual assault during their time at Cornell."
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The older I get the more I think A24 does not know how to end a movie
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TL got me saying "They're the same picture"
Post from Don Moynihan featuring a picture of a horrible looking gold relief image of Elon Musk with haunted eyes. The next post on the timeline is from Musicology Duck about Sen. John Kennedy saying something dumb on the news, but the face is identical to the gold relief Elon Musk above it
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh wait, maybe AI is going to kill us all within 10 years "A maker of AI-driven robotic machine guns meant to blast drones from the sky is opening a 191,000-square-foot factory in Austin... to help meet the Pentagon’s growing demand for drone-killing weapons." www.expressnews.com/business/art...
expressnews.com
Austin defense startup expands with new factory, Silicon Valley office
The expansions nearly quadruples the company’s manufacturing footprint in Austin while dipping into California’s pool of tech engineering talent.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It should be illegal for movie theaters to show scary previews when you go to a movie that is not scary.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Adding One More Pillow to my nest each year until my bed is just a pile
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Coffee grounds in my coffee: gross, annoying, get out of here Chocolate covered coffee beans: amazing, fun texture, what a treat
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(jd vance cornering an aide who pretends not to hear him) so what are people doing after this
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
John Snow in black and white, frowning.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Even if I don't win, it's an honor just to be nominated
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Trump officials at NIH disclosed the existence of DoD’s efforts only after being pressed for information by House Appropriations Committee Democrats."
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cephalopod organist *plays the Phantom Overture*
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They should invent a chip that doesn't snap in half in the dip.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
apnews.com/article/fda-... "Overton" feels a bit on the nose.
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Trump picks Dr. Heidi Overton, a top White House aide, to lead the Food and Drug Administration
President Donald Trump has picked Dr. Heidi Overton to lead the Food and Drug Administration. Overton is a deputy director of the White House Domestic Policy Council and a trusted figure in the admini...
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I wanted to throw a wedding for my washer and dryer to make honest appliances out of them, but it turns out they're gay and I can't afford another set for a double wedding 😭
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Baked potagel
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have an uncle who sends MAGA-type emails to the entire family. I finally replied "unsubscribe" a few years ago, and haven't received one since. It's the most rude, obnoxious choice I have ever made, and I don't regret it for one second.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Let them in, they have valid concerns about local governance
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Photo collage of 3 men wearing linen pants with a natural fiber button up shirt with sleeves rolled up
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
whenever an ad pops up on the show i’m watching, i look at my phone immediately so as not to be corrupted
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I hear he recently became available for new job opportunities
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Erica Ishii on the Smarty Pants Society set
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Skulls MacKenzie 💀 @disposablehero.com · 22/06/2026
A screenshot from Futurama of Zapp Brannigan and Kif on the bridge of their ship. A speech bubble has been added pointing to Zapp.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
PSA: All your hand sanitizers from COVID are expired, and you should contact your local hazardous waste recycling facility to dispose of them.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You're thinking of the Young George Lucas cut
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Coffee grounds in my coffee: gross, annoying, get out of here Chocolate covered coffee beans: amazing, fun texture, what a treat
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
About to Get Rolled Stones Trigger! At the Disco Bake
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They should invent a way to email 'thanks for the update' without sounding sarcastic
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Every single Friday morning for the past 100+ days!!
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Imagine setting your email defaults to request read receipts on every single email.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Doomscrolling* *Reading the AP thread of Trump live updates
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Is that good?
Local news headline states "Ken Paxton defense lawyer backs Democrat James Talarico for Senate"
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Thinking of her
Jessica Walter as Lucille Blythe from Arrested Development
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Omgeon @omegon85.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I know the finals tickets are too expensive based on how many Knicks fans are in the area in San Antonio.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I WFH with an all-remote team and we just hired two new recent grads, it's actually not hard.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There's so much that is wrong and confusing about this, but my favorite bit has to be "TEXAS THIS STATE" where the capitol has apparently been moved to Midland
Zoomed in screenshot of a section from the above AI-generated image, someone in the crowd holds up a black & white sign that reads "TEXAS THIS STATE" where the capitol has apparently been moved to Midland.
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Guy who just started washing his ass daily: I am ready to become a leftist thought leader on TikTok
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Original hot, dry rub, X-treme hot, garlic parmesan, lemon pepper, and bbq
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Princess and the pea ass bed
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Adding One More Pillow to my nest each year until my bed is just a pile
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Working from home means that most of my social interaction is with dogs (the ideal life)
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Don't even get me started on the guys who make 3x my salary still regularly using the wrong "there" in emails
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Corporate jobs are such bullshit. I took off Monday morning for a doctor's appointment and only just now got caught up on everything. Why is it so stressful, I'm not even important
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tiny octopus 🐙 @tinyoctopus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Waymo runs red light as it makes a left turn at intersection www.expressnews.com/business/art... I still can't believe we have no say in whether we want to participate in this R&D experiment for tech oligarchs. These should be banned from school zones, & putting a kid in a Waymo should be illegal.
expressnews.com
Waymo runs red light, merges with traffic as it makes a turn in Dallas
The robotaxi was caught on a dashcam video inching forward before accelerating through a red light on Irving Boulevard.
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